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Every day I thank the good lord for making me an atheist
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“I CANNOT BELIEVE someone is going to be singing in SPANISH at a show in SANTA CLARA, outside SAN FRANCISCO, in CALIFORNIA!”
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Showed up early for a Mardi Gras parade in Metairie and accidentally wandered into a Gin Blossoms concert?
February 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
This could be us but you playin
Figure skating - doubles
February 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Ben Franklin wasn't having threesomes and making electricity for us to turn into some Alt Right Jesus Cuck Nation-state.

He was having threesomes and making electricity for freedom God damnit.
February 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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I LOVE this guy!!!!

I hope he's wearing a bullet proof vest - cause those are some serious zingers and ICE has thin skin.

"Put away your weapons. Nobody's threatening you, you pathetic babies!"
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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7 years ago today, I had the first onset of what I would find to be a mollusk allergy (😢🦪) when I made some mussels at home and later on, upon crouching down to begin violently barfing, put my hand on the bidet lever, triggering a cold arc of water directly in my face. 🙏🫡
February 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Peter Dinklage reading Amanda Gorman's poem about Renee Good, a fellow poet.
February 1, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Jason Momoa and 60 Minutes Correspondent Ed Bradley are about to fuck shit up
Now playing
January 30, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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“joining the war on cancer, on the side of cancer,” and other brilliant moves from the HHS brain trust
I am hearing that RFK Jr.’s minions are going to go after HPV vaccines. I’ve got problems with these people and now you’re going to hear about them, first from a personal perspective and then from a professional one.

It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.
January 28, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Nope. Son of Holocaust survivor. My father was 11 when the Nazis invaded his hometown in eastern Poland. He survived only by fleeing to a different city with a false baptismal certificate. The comparison is apt. Carry on.
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers

Metric
Liz Phair
The Indigo Girls
Sharon Van Etten & The Attachment Theory
Belly

Also Fiona Apple, Sarah McLachlan and the entire Lilith Fair. Really I could just say I went to Lilith Fair and I’m covered. Also a shit ton at Woodstock ’94 and ‘99.
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers

Stars
Belly
The Breeders
Lush
Sleater-Kinney
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers

Neko Case
Paramore
Those Darlins
Otep
Metric
January 22, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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If it happens we all post nudes
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Oh, I get it. People were really excited about the plane turning around because they hoped Trump died because he sucks and everyone hates him.
January 21, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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she also inexplicably showed up at a groundbreaking for a chip plant that is not in her district at all, and is funded by a bill that she voted no on. she fucking sucks so hard.
Claudia Tenney

A) represents New York, so shut up about Minnesota
B) is currently being investigated for (allegedly) fraudulently using campaign funds TO FOLLOW NOVAK DJOKOVIC ON TOUR

so also shut up!!!!
January 20, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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if folks don't like "abolish ICE" for being scary, they are welcome to say "demilitarize immigration". we can make those two hands shake down the line.
January 20, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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At the Micron groundbreaking, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick says “central New York is Trump country” to almost no applause.

Then Kathy Hochul gets up and says “I think central NY is Hochul country” to a standing ovation”
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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If you want better policy, elect more Democrats. Every race, every year, every place. This dumbass solution is the only one that works.

The advanced version is "also, elect better Dems whenever you can". It requires holding two ideas in your head at the same time so many struggle with it
The VA senate got to these today, and all passed as expected

Abortion rights: 21-18
Post-incarceration voting rights: 21-18
Gay marriage: 26-13
Redistricting: 21-18

April 21st is the first eligible Tuesday, so that’s my guess for referendum EDay
the four VA constitutional amendments passed the HoD

Abortion rights: 64-34
Post-incarceration voting rights: 65-33
Gay marriage: 67-31
Redistricting: 62-33-1

Think the earliest referendum Election Day would be April 21, so early voting would start in early March
January 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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Seriously. I have issues with how the press handles statements from law enforcement—but this is something else. This admin, this agency, these same officials have constantly lied the whole time, including lying about events on video. It is dishonest for journalists to simply repeat their claims.
WHY are news stations reading DHS statements out loud as if they have ANY credibility at all? They literally murdered a woman in cold blood LAST WEEK and are still lying about what happened, even though we can see what happened. That any credibility would be given to their statement is insane
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Oh brother am I going to be cross referencing some freakin databases

www.thedailybeast.com/personal-det...
Personal Details of Thousands of Border Patrol and ICE Goons Allegedly Leaked in Huge Data Breach
A DHS whistleblower appears to have exposed data on federal immigration workers after the shooting of Renee Good.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
@bwjones.bsky.social have you heard about this? There’s a commercially available computer that uses living human brain tissue. corticallabs.com/cl1
Cortical Labs - CL1
The world's first code deployable biological computer. Test how lab-grown neurons process information and learn.
corticallabs.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
@prairiephlox.bsky.social New season of Emotionally Constipated Veterinarians just dropped!
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 AM