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wyatt slurp
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · Jan 25
this is me looking out for your first good post
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · 1d
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · 2d
hail state
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 2d
People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
Richard kind
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · 4d
Oklahoma kickear wearing lil booty shorts
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · 7d
Trill DeBlasio
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · 7d
hail jarnathan
craigcalcaterra.bsky.social Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 7d
MAKE THE D&D HONOR AMONG THIEVES SEQUEL YOU COWARDS

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mlbbot.bsky.social MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 7d
Actor Chris Pine pulled up to Dodger Stadium for a second straight night for the #WorldSeries
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 13d
Ack!
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · 14d
You scaled m8
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · 14d
kool keith fuckin rules black elvis album rules
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 14d
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14d
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
a tweet from bryan johnson (the smooth technology man who will live forever) that opens with the phrase "I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate."
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 22d
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · 14d
more like ar-can-sas am i rite ladies?
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 16d
GREEN ANGEL TOWER (1993)
Acrylic on Watercolor Board - 27” x 36”

The cover art for the final installment of Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn, a terrific fantasy series by Tad Williams. The book spent five weeks on the New York Times Best Seller list and changed the landscape of publishing. 1/6
A contrast of two worlds set atop a tower spire. The left is elegantly detailed with elvish artistry while the right looks crumbled and weathered. Drifting from the background left to right, smoke rises off onion domes of the city. As it crosses the spire, the smoke transforms to cloud cover. An elvish male stares off in the distance with his white cloak partially wrapping his arm and his spear pointed down over his knee. There is a green metallic sheen to his leg armor. He holds an ornate shield, pearlescent green at the edges and white at the center, decorated with glyphs bound in a pink circle. Kneeling next to him is an elvish female wearing a pink and purple cloak. Holding a slender sword in one hand, she grips the thin railing that sits low over architectural detail, broad white leaves. On the other side of the spire, a human female glances haughtily at the audience with a bow held out, braced on her hip. Kneeling next to her, a blonde bearded male with a snowy lock glances over. He rests his sword back on his shoulder while holding a simple wooden shield in his offhand. His pants are torn; her cloak is tattered. Their side of the tower is made of crude snow covered stone, underlining a different reality.
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · 19d
I win again, lews therin
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 19d
Your Custom Left Adamantium Pauldron isn't ready yet. Be patient.
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · 21d
when she's broad and fat and loose in stays and to catch her takes 2 full days...
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · 21d
shout out to all my randy;s out chea www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vez...
Electric Six - Randy's Hot Tonight (Official Video)
YouTube video by Miaw Mishi
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · 21d
this song is about me except im actually cool with the devil thats the joke www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsRE...
Max Romeo - Chase The Devil into The Prodigy - Out of Space and back again
YouTube video by Khromata
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · 21d
candlemass kicks fuckin ass www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZju...
Solitude
YouTube video by Candlemass - Topic
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 21d
mariners
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21d
Dune 2 chicks at the same time
Wallace from the movie Office Space showing Wallace from the 2 chicks at the same time scene with his eyes colored purple
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Dr. Damien P. Williams! Look over here! … It's All For You! @wolvendamien.bsky.social · 27d
*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · 27d
bruh needs to palm slap a vhs and do some riddick moves hard
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wyatt slurp @dalmuti.bsky.social · 28d
hell yeah