DarthHelloKitty all over the place
@darthhellokitty.bsky.social
62 and about what you’d expect after 30 years of fandom. I like Good Omens, Slow Horses and The Diplomat. God bless Deadpool. No minors or baby adults. No ice.
No AI “artificial intelligence” ever!!!
No AI “artificial intelligence” ever!!!
Pinned
I’m here to enjoy myself, see my friends, learn and share fun things. I appreciate a fannish space more than ever. We need a break from the madness outside!
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Turns out my immune deficiency is associated with liver problems - that would have been good to know before it got this bad. I swear to god my body is a bunch of chronic conditions in a trenchcoat.
a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a building with a sign that says eat
Alt: a bunch of kids are standing on each other’s shoulders in a trench coat
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Turns out my immune deficiency is associated with liver problems - that would have been good to know before it got this bad. I swear to god my body is a bunch of chronic conditions in a trenchcoat.
My mother asked me what I was taking for anxiety.
“Nothing.”
“This would be a good time for you to take your prescription.”
“I don’t have a prescription for anxiety.”
I think we silently agreed that explains a lot. XD
“Nothing.”
“This would be a good time for you to take your prescription.”
“I don’t have a prescription for anxiety.”
I think we silently agreed that explains a lot. XD
February 8, 2026 at 2:50 PM
My mother asked me what I was taking for anxiety.
“Nothing.”
“This would be a good time for you to take your prescription.”
“I don’t have a prescription for anxiety.”
I think we silently agreed that explains a lot. XD
“Nothing.”
“This would be a good time for you to take your prescription.”
“I don’t have a prescription for anxiety.”
I think we silently agreed that explains a lot. XD
Loot that drops after defeating me:
A jar of charging cord adapters
Magnets
Half a flat 7.5 ounce can of Coke
An exotic Ken
6 kinds of glue
3 rolls of 1/4” Velcro
Deadpool
Anxiety
Men’s shorts
A jar of charging cord adapters
Magnets
Half a flat 7.5 ounce can of Coke
An exotic Ken
6 kinds of glue
3 rolls of 1/4” Velcro
Deadpool
Anxiety
Men’s shorts
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
A jar of charging cord adapters
Magnets
Half a flat 7.5 ounce can of Coke
An exotic Ken
6 kinds of glue
3 rolls of 1/4” Velcro
Deadpool
Anxiety
Men’s shorts
A jar of charging cord adapters
Magnets
Half a flat 7.5 ounce can of Coke
An exotic Ken
6 kinds of glue
3 rolls of 1/4” Velcro
Deadpool
Anxiety
Men’s shorts
@bresreports.bsky.social I am dying here.
hey, so @geoffreygolden.bsky.social is one of my fave designers in the field of Impeccable Vibes and Weird Funny Stuff and this game that uses...well, whatever trading cards you've got - is gonna be worth your time!!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/dev...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/dev...
ALL-CARDS: The Trading Card Storytelling Game
A strategic storytelling game played with YOUR trading cards. (1-2 Players)
www.kickstarter.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
@bresreports.bsky.social I am dying here.
Is there such thing as a doorstop for OUTSIDE the door? Like, the door opens inwards but I need it to NOT open.
The door locks from the inside but not the outside. It’s a bedroom door.
Yes, this involves the cat.
The door locks from the inside but not the outside. It’s a bedroom door.
Yes, this involves the cat.
February 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Is there such thing as a doorstop for OUTSIDE the door? Like, the door opens inwards but I need it to NOT open.
The door locks from the inside but not the outside. It’s a bedroom door.
Yes, this involves the cat.
The door locks from the inside but not the outside. It’s a bedroom door.
Yes, this involves the cat.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Is this your final approved draft? If so I can take care of it right away.”
“Is this your final approved draft? If so I can take care of it right away.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I can always work on more discards."
"I can always work on more discards."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Could you please get me more wine?”
“Could you please get me more wine?”
February 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Is this your final approved draft? If so I can take care of it right away.”
“Is this your final approved draft? If so I can take care of it right away.”
I heard this today and thought ugh, AI in the style of Billy Bragg, because there’s no way he released a song that fast and sounded just like I remember him from the punk rock days - but this is real! Go Billy!!!
youtu.be/IKOW2ZikGW8?...
youtu.be/IKOW2ZikGW8?...
BILLY BRAGG - CITY OF HEROES
YouTube video by Billy Bragg
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I heard this today and thought ugh, AI in the style of Billy Bragg, because there’s no way he released a song that fast and sounded just like I remember him from the punk rock days - but this is real! Go Billy!!!
youtu.be/IKOW2ZikGW8?...
youtu.be/IKOW2ZikGW8?...
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Going through my own archives for compilation books and now and then I find one that wasn't that popular but which still makes me giggle. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-0...
February 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Going through my own archives for compilation books and now and then I find one that wasn't that popular but which still makes me giggle. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-0...
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Liver cancer screening EVERY SIX MONTHS going forward.
Just fuck this whole thing.
I’m asking myself “what did I do to deserve this?” and that’s not super helpful.
I want to go home but I’m already home if that makes sense.
Just fuck this whole thing.
I’m asking myself “what did I do to deserve this?” and that’s not super helpful.
I want to go home but I’m already home if that makes sense.
February 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Liver cancer screening EVERY SIX MONTHS going forward.
Just fuck this whole thing.
I’m asking myself “what did I do to deserve this?” and that’s not super helpful.
I want to go home but I’m already home if that makes sense.
Just fuck this whole thing.
I’m asking myself “what did I do to deserve this?” and that’s not super helpful.
I want to go home but I’m already home if that makes sense.
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If you’re helping to provide food to neighbors who are avoiding going out because of ICE, reminder that some of them will be observing Ramadan soon and providing them with nourishing and festive foods or at least a quality/fancy box of dates on top of what you’re already doing would be A+
February 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
If you’re helping to provide food to neighbors who are avoiding going out because of ICE, reminder that some of them will be observing Ramadan soon and providing them with nourishing and festive foods or at least a quality/fancy box of dates on top of what you’re already doing would be A+
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i know he’s toxic…
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
i know he’s toxic…
Wheee! Apparently I have a real liver issue! They’re going to do a bunch of testing to figure out exactly what, but I’ll need to do blood tests & ultrasounds every six months from now on in case it turns into something else. I also get to have an endoscopy to make sure my esophagus isn’t fucked up!
February 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Wheee! Apparently I have a real liver issue! They’re going to do a bunch of testing to figure out exactly what, but I’ll need to do blood tests & ultrasounds every six months from now on in case it turns into something else. I also get to have an endoscopy to make sure my esophagus isn’t fucked up!
Is there any such thing as a safe and effective way to calm a cat for a trip to the vet? He doesn’t mind the vet so much as the ride - he always stress pees in his carrier. If he were stressed out around the house I’d get a Feliway diffuser…
February 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Is there any such thing as a safe and effective way to calm a cat for a trip to the vet? He doesn’t mind the vet so much as the ride - he always stress pees in his carrier. If he were stressed out around the house I’d get a Feliway diffuser…
Five classes I took in college:
1. Professional Writing
2. Latin
3. Women and Anthropology
4. Literature of the Occult
5. Remedial Algebra I & II
1. Professional Writing
2. Latin
3. Women and Anthropology
4. Literature of the Occult
5. Remedial Algebra I & II
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Historical & Contemporary Kabuki
2. World Music
3. Costume Design
4. Cadaver Lab
5. Studio Engineering
1. Historical & Contemporary Kabuki
2. World Music
3. Costume Design
4. Cadaver Lab
5. Studio Engineering
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Modern Japan
2. Philosophy & Literature (Dostoevsky)
3. Vertebrate Biology
4. German Translation
5. Advanced Topics in Music Analysis (this was *a mistake*)
1. Modern Japan
2. Philosophy & Literature (Dostoevsky)
3. Vertebrate Biology
4. German Translation
5. Advanced Topics in Music Analysis (this was *a mistake*)
February 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Five classes I took in college:
1. Professional Writing
2. Latin
3. Women and Anthropology
4. Literature of the Occult
5. Remedial Algebra I & II
1. Professional Writing
2. Latin
3. Women and Anthropology
4. Literature of the Occult
5. Remedial Algebra I & II
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I’ve been thinking about getting this book again - one of many I left behind in Seattle. It’s part story, part anthropological and originally came with cassette tapes of music and poetry. I found a CD copy of that on eBay.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Always_....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Always_....
Always Coming Home - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I’ve been thinking about getting this book again - one of many I left behind in Seattle. It’s part story, part anthropological and originally came with cassette tapes of music and poetry. I found a CD copy of that on eBay.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Always_....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Always_....
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"We have lost one of the comic giants of our age."
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
Catherine O’Hara Remembered by Michael Keaton, Christopher Guest and More in Emotional Tributes: ‘We Have Lost One of the Comic Giants of Our Age’
Tributes are pouring in for Catherine O'Hara, the multi-award-winning actor who died Jan. 30 in Los Angeles following a brief illness. She was 71.
variety.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
"We have lost one of the comic giants of our age."
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
Five jobs I’ve had
1. Theme park host (fast food; kiddie rides)
2. Record store clerk
3. Community College bookstore employee (classroom supplies)
4. Clerk Typist Specialist
5. Technical writer
1. Theme park host (fast food; kiddie rides)
2. Record store clerk
3. Community College bookstore employee (classroom supplies)
4. Clerk Typist Specialist
5. Technical writer
Five jobs I’ve had
1. Library shelver
2. Youth library assistant
3. Copy editor
4. Archivist for Abydos excavations
5. Visiting assistant professor
(Still doing 1, 3, and 4 😂)
1. Library shelver
2. Youth library assistant
3. Copy editor
4. Archivist for Abydos excavations
5. Visiting assistant professor
(Still doing 1, 3, and 4 😂)
Five jobs I've had:
- Costume hire shop worker
- Bakery sales worker
- Kids indoor play centre worker
- Music teacher
- Primary school teacher
- Costume hire shop worker
- Bakery sales worker
- Kids indoor play centre worker
- Music teacher
- Primary school teacher
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Five jobs I’ve had
1. Theme park host (fast food; kiddie rides)
2. Record store clerk
3. Community College bookstore employee (classroom supplies)
4. Clerk Typist Specialist
5. Technical writer
1. Theme park host (fast food; kiddie rides)
2. Record store clerk
3. Community College bookstore employee (classroom supplies)
4. Clerk Typist Specialist
5. Technical writer
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![3-panel comic. (1) [Three small arthropods on ocean floor.] ARTHROPOD 1: Now that we’re multicellular, what are your plans? I’m gonna evolve little legs and swim around with them! ARTHROPOD 2: I’m gonna evolve sharp pincers and use them to crunch stuff! ARTHROPOD 3: I’m gonna evolve glands to make string from my butt and use it to construct elaborate geometric nets hundreds of times my size to catch other animals. (2) [Silence] (3) ARTHROPOD 1: *Dude.* ARTHROPOD 2: Can you *please* just be normal about this? ARTHROPOD 3: *What??!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia3p425asp237hjolbn5lly6g6hzm2eoygqjpkd5dii6zrwqnp7qi@jpeg)
January 28, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Yourself but as a cartoon:
January 28, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Yourself but as a cartoon:
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![4-panel comic. (1) [Person 1 approaches Person 2 (with ponytail), sitting at desk with a laptop.] PERSON 1: Do you have an extension cord with prongs at both ends? Can I borrow it? PERSON 2: *NO!!!* (2) [Person 2 throwing up her hands.] PERSON 2: No one should *EVER* buy or make those! They start fires, destroy equipment, and risk electrocuting you or grid workers! PERSON 1: OK, OK, I get it. (3) PERSON 1: Can I just borrow a regular cord, then? PERSON 2: Sure. Here. [Person 2 hands cord to Person 1.] PERSON 1: The prongs aren’t important. I just thought they’d help anchor it to the wall. PERSON 2: Wait, what are you– (4) PERSON 1: I need it to help hold up the top half of the reflector for this plutonium core that I’m– PERSON 2: *AAAAAAAA!!!!* [Person 2 screams with hands on head as Person 1 walks away.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifslzj3zmkjcapx7x23ybx3nc4jlw3u3rjbfdljzesnxpwfwv3hia@jpeg)
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Full comic here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/friend #smbc
January 27, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Full comic here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/friend #smbc
Calling my senators is like summoning Satan and asking him to turn down the heat. They love all this.
January 27, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Calling my senators is like summoning Satan and asking him to turn down the heat. They love all this.