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Diogo
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Sebastian Vettel fan account
I was obsessed with this car when I was a kid, just sooooo french cool with those exposed throttle bodies
500 HP, V12, 6-Speed, rearwheel drive, side pipes. If the french had a go at the SLR. This is the Peugeot 907. #weirdcarbs
December 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Being even baseline literate in the 2020s is like never working out but slowly becoming the strongest person on earth as everyone around you eats shredded newspaper and chugs poison
December 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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911: what’s your emergency

Me: I DO NOT HAVE ANY CRUNCHY SNACKS

911: sir you are going to die
September 20, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I've heard the entire plot of the book and I cannot for the life of me figure out why it's popular
‘THE HOUSEMAID’, starring Amanda Seyfried & Sydney Sweeney, debuts with a B on CinemaScore.

Read our review: bit.ly/DFMaid
December 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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This is Copper. He's trying to make you a fancy Italian meal. Just needs help tracking down some sauce and meatballs, then dinner will be served. 13/10 (TT: spy_v13)
December 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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“Bambi? Yeah, I know Bambi. Great guy. Fuckin’ shame what happened to his mom. Crap, I’m sorry. You can bleep that out, right?”
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.

The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Why can't a restaurant make nachos the way I make them so I don't have to make them
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Oslo is such a dream city, I could see myself living here so easily
December 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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making threats is naturally what one who hasn’t committed crimes would do in the event of being prosecuted for crimes
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Another year of #SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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„CSU—US’s largest public uni system—went all-in with a $17mill partnership with OpenAI. . .CSU unveiled its grand technological gesture just as it proposed slashing $375mill from its budget. While admin cut ribbons on AI, they were cutting faculty positions, academic programs, student services.“
AI is Destroying the University and Learning Itself
Students use AI to write papers, professors use AI to grade them, degrees become meaningless, and tech companies make fortunes. Welcome to the death of higher education.
www.currentaffairs.org
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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making a list, checking it twice, and then checking a third time cuz i forgot what it said the first two times. I got distracted by a hummingbird outside
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.
June 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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The big “why do you hate AI?” Thread got comments and quotes turned off, but here’s the main reason I hate AI:

It’s being developed by the worst people on the planet solely to enrich themselves at the expense and labor of the world’s vulnerable populations. Everything else stems from that
May 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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i like to have one nacho then another then two then three in the fibonacho sequence
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is like a bad Black Mirror Episode
I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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fuck webp's, all my homies hate webp's

#art
#comic
May 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Cá estamos nós mais uma vez
então... é nestas alturas que nos reunimos aqui de novo (cloudflare morreu e levou o twitter de arrasta
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Whatever this type of content is, it should be illegal
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM