Cal
@dragonsworn.net
I like sparkles, dragons, and MAD SCIENCE: I make stuff that looks pretty, smells good, and/or goes clickyclack. I talk about my dogs and nerd shit equally.
Shop: http://dragonsworn.net/
#Dice Commissions: http://dragonsworn.net/dice-commissions
Shop: http://dragonsworn.net/
#Dice Commissions: http://dragonsworn.net/dice-commissions
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Cal
@dragonsworn.net
· Mar 9
Dice | Dragonsworn
Individually poured, painted, and polished one-of-a-kind resin math rocks for discerning dice goblins.
www.dragonsworn.net
Y’all my tiny jewelry empire is absolutely out of control and I have NO SPACE to make new things, so I am running a dice sale to get the old stuff out of the way TO MAKE MORE STUFF
www.dragonsworn.net/product/dice/
www.dragonsworn.net/product/dice/
I am spending my birthday curled up under a blankie in front of the fireplace playing video games, because I’M AN ADULT, I DO WHAT I WANT
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I am spending my birthday curled up under a blankie in front of the fireplace playing video games, because I’M AN ADULT, I DO WHAT I WANT
Happy birthday to meeeee
"Ahhhh I have arrived on the Street of Sesame, on a sunny day turned cloudy . . . "
Yes, folks, it's Beignet Blanc!
Yes, folks, it's Beignet Blanc!
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Happy birthday to meeeee
As a resident of cursèd TN-5: I believe in you, TN-7. It’s my birthday, but I am still stuck with Ogles! I deserve for you to have nice things! Please do this for me. Please.
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
As a resident of cursèd TN-5: I believe in you, TN-7. It’s my birthday, but I am still stuck with Ogles! I deserve for you to have nice things! Please do this for me. Please.
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ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
Today I’m feeling MASTER ROKSN
Tag yourself, I’m the two bathtubs in the laundry room
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Today I’m feeling MASTER ROKSN
A CHRISTMAS MOVIE is a movie wherein the plot hinges on it being set during Christmas, and would not have happened if it were set any other time of the year. That’s it. That’s the rule.
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
A CHRISTMAS MOVIE is a movie wherein the plot hinges on it being set during Christmas, and would not have happened if it were set any other time of the year. That’s it. That’s the rule.
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What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
November 15, 2023 at 9:55 PM
What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
Happy December! It is the merry month of Calmas, and to celebrate the glorious month of my glorious birth (and consumerism), everything at the Sparklepalace is 25% off with coupon WINTER25 all month long. 💕
www.dragonsworn.net
www.dragonsworn.net
Dragonsworn | handmade sparkles for fashionable geeks
www.dragonsworn.net
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Happy December! It is the merry month of Calmas, and to celebrate the glorious month of my glorious birth (and consumerism), everything at the Sparklepalace is 25% off with coupon WINTER25 all month long. 💕
www.dragonsworn.net
www.dragonsworn.net
If I win the Powerball all of the discretionary fun money gets poured into a FF7-style remake of Eternal Darkness.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If I win the Powerball all of the discretionary fun money gets poured into a FF7-style remake of Eternal Darkness.
I waited to do my bulk supply orders because I got increasingly more intense emails from said suppliers talking about their giant 40% off sales and y’all 40% off 5 gal refined coconut oil is A LOT
Of course today I see it’s a little asterisk of “UP TO 40%”, the stuff I need isn’t on sale at all 😭
Of course today I see it’s a little asterisk of “UP TO 40%”, the stuff I need isn’t on sale at all 😭
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I waited to do my bulk supply orders because I got increasingly more intense emails from said suppliers talking about their giant 40% off sales and y’all 40% off 5 gal refined coconut oil is A LOT
Of course today I see it’s a little asterisk of “UP TO 40%”, the stuff I need isn’t on sale at all 😭
Of course today I see it’s a little asterisk of “UP TO 40%”, the stuff I need isn’t on sale at all 😭
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So yeah, if you're looking for smaller shops to frequent this holiday season, and the rest of the year, maybe check out this Starter Pack I made this past week. It's full of people that will actually appreciate your patronage, and pay their rent and put food on their tables.
go.bsky.app/HLRLhda
go.bsky.app/HLRLhda
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
So yeah, if you're looking for smaller shops to frequent this holiday season, and the rest of the year, maybe check out this Starter Pack I made this past week. It's full of people that will actually appreciate your patronage, and pay their rent and put food on their tables.
go.bsky.app/HLRLhda
go.bsky.app/HLRLhda
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
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i can’t blame dogs, if it was socially acceptable for me to stand on my back deck and do a little screaming now and again i would
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i can’t blame dogs, if it was socially acceptable for me to stand on my back deck and do a little screaming now and again i would
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I would very much like a The Music of Supergiant Games symphonic production à la the Distant Worlds FF tour.
It's 🔥Five Years since the launch of HADES v1.0🔥!
Please enjoy this new rendition of 'In the Blood', featuring the voices of Darren Korb and Ashley Barrett accompanied by a full orchestra recorded at Abbey Road Studios, Studio 1:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRSp...
Please enjoy this new rendition of 'In the Blood', featuring the voices of Darren Korb and Ashley Barrett accompanied by a full orchestra recorded at Abbey Road Studios, Studio 1:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRSp...
Hades - In The Blood (Anniversary Mix)
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I would very much like a The Music of Supergiant Games symphonic production à la the Distant Worlds FF tour.
Oh hey look, 1980s flavor Blue Prince for sale!
One of the most beautiful bits of english eccentricity and glorious design is coming back to Sotheby’s and should be bought by a musuem (or me) for THE NATION. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
Jewelled golden hare that sparked national treasure hunt set for auction
Artist and author Kit Williams hid a golden hare with clues to its precise location given in his 1979 book
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Oh hey look, 1980s flavor Blue Prince for sale!
Once upon a time, my fire genasi artificer cleric tried to convince a beholder that the party was not a threat and rolled charisma with disadvantage and got two nat 20s.
Anyway now he and Allie are best friends for life.
This is a lot like that, and I love it SO MUCH.
Anyway now he and Allie are best friends for life.
This is a lot like that, and I love it SO MUCH.
🥔👁️ The D&D Icons of the Realms: Potato Head Beholder Boxed Miniature is available starting December 10th!👁️🥔
This 3-inch-tall Potato Head Beholder is a unique addition to any Dungeons & Dragons collection, so pre-order one from your local store or online! wizkids.io/phbboxedmini
This 3-inch-tall Potato Head Beholder is a unique addition to any Dungeons & Dragons collection, so pre-order one from your local store or online! wizkids.io/phbboxedmini
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Once upon a time, my fire genasi artificer cleric tried to convince a beholder that the party was not a threat and rolled charisma with disadvantage and got two nat 20s.
Anyway now he and Allie are best friends for life.
This is a lot like that, and I love it SO MUCH.
Anyway now he and Allie are best friends for life.
This is a lot like that, and I love it SO MUCH.
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FIRST WITCH
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
SECOND WITCH
When the hurly-burly’s done,
When the battle’s lost and won.
THIRD WITCH
That will be ere the set of sun.
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
SECOND WITCH
When the hurly-burly’s done,
When the battle’s lost and won.
THIRD WITCH
That will be ere the set of sun.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits…”
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
FIRST WITCH
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
SECOND WITCH
When the hurly-burly’s done,
When the battle’s lost and won.
THIRD WITCH
That will be ere the set of sun.
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
SECOND WITCH
When the hurly-burly’s done,
When the battle’s lost and won.
THIRD WITCH
That will be ere the set of sun.
Cannot believe there is legit some It’s About Ethics In Journalism shit literally happening rn
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Cannot believe there is legit some It’s About Ethics In Journalism shit literally happening rn
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Since this year of all years I think skipping the big stores and shopping small businesses is a great thing, I asked my discord community to give me links to their shops!
view.flodesk.com/emails/69274...
Please link to your own shops in the replies, and show us some pics of your favorite items!
view.flodesk.com/emails/69274...
Please link to your own shops in the replies, and show us some pics of your favorite items!
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Since this year of all years I think skipping the big stores and shopping small businesses is a great thing, I asked my discord community to give me links to their shops!
view.flodesk.com/emails/69274...
Please link to your own shops in the replies, and show us some pics of your favorite items!
view.flodesk.com/emails/69274...
Please link to your own shops in the replies, and show us some pics of your favorite items!
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It's day two of our big 25% off sale!
Get the journal lover in your life (or yourself) one of our custom designed & brightly colored planner organizers!
http://thebrokencirc...
Get the journal lover in your life (or yourself) one of our custom designed & brightly colored planner organizers!
http://thebrokencirc...
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It's day two of our big 25% off sale!
Get the journal lover in your life (or yourself) one of our custom designed & brightly colored planner organizers!
http://thebrokencirc...
Get the journal lover in your life (or yourself) one of our custom designed & brightly colored planner organizers!
http://thebrokencirc...
Scrolling through all games on the Steam sale when one is too ADHD to perfect filters is always a ride because there’s seventeen different versions of Fallout and Elder Scrolls, sprinkles of games that look interesting, and then shit like “MILF Farm” and “Erotic Tentacle Trap Dungeon”
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Scrolling through all games on the Steam sale when one is too ADHD to perfect filters is always a ride because there’s seventeen different versions of Fallout and Elder Scrolls, sprinkles of games that look interesting, and then shit like “MILF Farm” and “Erotic Tentacle Trap Dungeon”
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bodied by my eldest , frankly
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I still have yet to see the alleged poem, so this whole morning on Bluesky has been like reading Robert Chambers' "King in Yellow" stories where all of the characters speak in hushed tones about the play that drives people insane, but you never really get to see what's in it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I still have yet to see the alleged poem, so this whole morning on Bluesky has been like reading Robert Chambers' "King in Yellow" stories where all of the characters speak in hushed tones about the play that drives people insane, but you never really get to see what's in it.