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Andrew Bellware
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There is no reason to follow me. Seriously, think about the children.

I really haven't been persuasive about this. You shouldn't follow me. It can't go well for you.
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drewsky.app
I couldn't remember the name of the Liverpool Football Club.

Um.

It's "Liverpool Football Club."
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
drewsky.app
This?

I have reason to believe this is you.
The image features a close-up of a young moose calf in a natural setting. The calf has a thick coat of light brown fur, with large, pointed ears protruding from its head. Its nose is dark, and the calf gazes directly into the camera, capturing a curious or inquisitive expression. The background is softly blurred, hinting at a verdant environment with shades of green indicating foliage, suggesting a grassy area or forested habitat.
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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bradlander.bsky.social
Props to the protestors who the New York Times credits for foiling ICE’s intended raid in Chinatown earlier today.

So many people are showing they know what it means to be New Yorkers!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
Several Arrested as Protesters Block Federal Agents in Manhattan Garage
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
drewsky.app
It's that time of year again.
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Tyrannosaurus Mouse. Robot Christmas. I just noticed I decided to roll many of my "r's". I am amused by that.
Robot Christmas
YouTube video by pandoramachine
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November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
drewsky.app
I have less "brain fog" and more "brain has been shut down for the duration of hostilities in order to save natural resources."
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
drewsky.app
I hate Powerpoint with the anger of ten thousand suns charring distant planets into desert rubble.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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ckvanderkaay.bsky.social
Today’s #foundfootage reaction is DEAD MALL, which takes place in a cool and haunting liminal space, a totally empty shopping mall! Check it out here:

youtu.be/9lbriqzehQU?...
Found Footage Reaction- Dead Mall (2023 horror movie)
YouTube video by Chris Vander Kaay
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November 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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finchfrii.bsky.social
This is why I pay for the World Wide Web.

Because it delivers ART!
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
drewsky.app
Musk's datacenter is... actually called... "Colossus."

I feel like he didn't watch the end of that movie.
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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davidmoscrop.com
Former Washington Post contributing columnist here — let’s help the Onion smash the Washington Post!
bencollins.bsky.social Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d
Hi everybody,

It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.

Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.

This is, somehow, feasible.

So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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disentingcat.bsky.social
Some squid are very brave during their checkups and others...pretend to be rocks. poetic-irony my naem is skwid i am not fish. i mite be sick so im in dish. the doctor touch it give me shock. i do not trust so now im rock
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
drewsky.app
I feel I am not taken seriously when I reveal that I am not a lizard person. Nor is anyone else. I will reiterate. Not a shapeshifting lizard from an alien planet. What would make you even think that? Maybe YOU are the lizard!
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
drewsky.app
I was hacked when I issued the directive that I am secretly not a lizard person. I mean, I am not a lizard person. Neither is the Star Chamber of lizards who control the Earth. I mean, wait, no. That's not a thing. A hack. Behind this mask is not a lizard. I mean not. Those things aren't true.
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Today in the Free Press: What YOU Can Do To Help Enforce The Trump Administration’s New Limits On “Third World” Migration. Bonus Article: How “Land Acknowledgements” Before Comp Lit Lectures At Bard College Are Ripping America Apart
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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ckvanderkaay.bsky.social
Is this movie actually FOUR MOVIES running at the same time??? Check out TIMECODE!
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
drewsky.app
And yet I'm still eating.
The image showcases a squirrel perched between two large rocks, with its body spread across the gap. The squirrel stands upright, gripping each rock with its front paws, and its tail hanging behind. The background is a forested area with dense trees, mostly coniferous, visible in soft focus. The overall tone of the image is earthy, with the rocks displaying a mix of grey and brown textures, and the forest exhibiting various shades of green.
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
drewsky.app
Leftovers are basically the next day's "hair of the dog that bit ya."
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
publius24.bsky.social John Q. Public @publius24.bsky.social · 2d
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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itsmattmcg.bsky.social
The good, nay, GREAT folks at Philly's @southstreetartmart.bsky.social are having a big holiday sale all weekend long and my stuff, along with many other incredible artists, is 50% off! So that thing you've always wanted? Now you can get it for cheapsies! DO IT!
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South Street Art Mart Philly artists handmade shop retail lgbtq
The South Street Art Mart is a queer woman owned handmade retail shop located in the heart of Philly's #SouthStreet shopping district. With DIY roots and punk sensibility, the Art Mart is home to prod...
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November 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
drewsky.app
Okay this Plur1bus picked it up a bit.
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Please, Rian. We need this!
Rian Johnson Responds After Fans Clamor For The Next 'Knives Out' Movie To Star The Muppets
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November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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lolennui.bsky.social
to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.
venuslovesrats.bsky.social 🧡🐀 venus 🐀❤️ @venuslovesrats.bsky.social · 3d
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
A tiny polished wooden carving of a rounded rodent with detailed ears, paws, textured fur and glossy beady eyes resting on a light surface. Netsuke is a type of miniature ornament initially used to secure containers or kimonos. This sculpture is 2.5cm tall, tiny! 🥹
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
drewsky.app
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squanto
Squanto - Wikipedia
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November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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owlsintowels.org
A rufous (red) Eastern Screech Owl mending from a car collision that fractured his wing and foot. Doc's Vet wrote "He has just woken up from surgery. Send him good healing vibes!"
Want to donate to Doc's Veterinary Wildlife? venmo.com/u/docsveteri... Source: fb.com/122110877906... #owlsintowels 💛🦉
A stunning red-morph Screech Owl with a bandaged wing is nested in a white fleecy fabric. He stares at the camera with wide eyes in a shade of pale yellow-green that matches his beak. His feathers are reddish-brown all over, with patches of cream and streaks of black / dark brown. His rictal bristles around the beak and between the eyes are all standing up and flared out like a scrubbing brush, but I don't think he'd like it if you used them in that way. A single plumicorn (ear tuft) stands up on the left, the other covered by the fabric.
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
drewsky.app
Me, before and after dinner.
The image features a large elephant seal lying on a sandy beach. The seal is facing slightly upwards with its mouth open, revealing its pink inner mouth and large, flat teeth. The most distinctive feature is its prominent, trunk-like nose. The skin appears thick and wrinkled, with a few visible scars on its side. The seal's body is mostly a grayish-brown color, blending with the sand, while the ocean waves can be seen in the blurred background, giving a visible contrast between the textures of the seal’s skin and the smoothness of the water. The image displays a small, furry animal resembling a shrew, resting on a flat, sandy-colored rock. The animal has a long, pointed snout and small, rounded ears. Its fur is soft and brown with a slight grey tint. The creature appears to be resting with its eyes partially closed, surrounded by layers of irregularly shaped, light brown rocks. The background is blurred, highlighting the textures and colors of the rocks and the creature.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM