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Jim Stechschulte

@dsafetyguy.bsky.social

170 followers 270 following 1.3K posts

Still just a modern guy. I do several things. One of them is writing about Syracuse basketball and football for thejuiceonline.bsky.social. I also, uh, yeah.

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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 15h

Keep a glimmer of hope alive. Why not?

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed.

All my best to you.

Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 15h

I’m a Tigers fan, please go all the way, thank you.

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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 15h

Hey, the pick me up of “Fade Into You” just came on.

Smiling, wryly.

Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 15h

If Detroit calls, please don’t immediately hang up.

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Mike Engel @michaelengel.bsky.social · 16h

Some dude who did the 9/9/9 challenge is sober and hungry again.

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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 15h

Same.

Thank you.

Following for the Wings, too.

Thank you.

❤️

Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 16h

This game has lasted so long, my eyes and glasses can no longer agree.

Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 16h

Those two clauses are usually at loggerheads.

Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 16h

JP, I’m sorry. This is my fault. If I were not a fan of one of the teams involved, this game would have wrapped up long ago. Please accept my apology.

Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 16h

Some of us are just contemplating death.

Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 16h

So many pinch-hitters available. Can’t wait to see how this fails.

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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 16h

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 16h

I appreciate this deep pull so much, I can’t even try to one-up it.

Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 16h

Making racist and misogynist comments.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

she needs to be draped on a piano singing some cole porter standards

a rusty colored pussy cat reclining on a table and serving you know what

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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 16h

You couldn’t have done it without the goons who hauled you off.

Come on, they’re right there in the clip.

Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 16h

Just a Tiger fan who knows they strike out way too much and the guys left in the pen are not… I don’t wanna talk about it.

Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 16h

I’m certain I have been up past midnight at some point this year, but… shit the double play, we are soooo back.

Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 17h

Schiano dies a little every time they complete a pass 12 yards downfield.

Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 18h

I don’t want to be mailed a customer service questionnaire by my local police department, so I will be refraining.

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Will Saletan @saletan.bsky.social · 18h

Here's a neat trick they teach in authoritarianism school: If you purge the people who measure the effects of your policies (BLS, MMWR), you can just claim everything's great, and nobody can prove how much damage you're doing.

Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 18h

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 18h

mrs. simpson is wearing a vest that says see my vest on it

Alt: Mr. Burns is finishing a musical number while wearing a vest (caption says the lyrics: “see my vest… I really like my vest”).

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Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 18h

Most? Almost literally all?

(Tigers fan, no heroes.)

Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 19h

Vaxxed?

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 19h

The Trump administration has been spreading anti-vaccine propaganda for months. Tonight, Trump's physician announced he just received a flu shot and a COVID booster.

Jim Stechschulte @dsafetyguy.bsky.social · 19h

GIVE ‘EM THE GAS FACE!