Elder Millenial
@eldermillennial.bsky.social
Cat, coffee, and comedy enjoyer
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Obama: Aliens are real. I haven’t seen them personally, but I did inhabit one briefly via a form of extraterrestrial possession. The team of scientists that developed this technology was executed in front of me.
Interviewer: Interesting. Moving on, what’s your favorite sweet treat?
Interviewer: Interesting. Moving on, what’s your favorite sweet treat?
February 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Obama: Aliens are real. I haven’t seen them personally, but I did inhabit one briefly via a form of extraterrestrial possession. The team of scientists that developed this technology was executed in front of me.
Interviewer: Interesting. Moving on, what’s your favorite sweet treat?
Interviewer: Interesting. Moving on, what’s your favorite sweet treat?
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The fact that nobody in the US is facing consequences for Epstein is a reason why Epstein existed. There are two Americas.
We aren't living in the same world as those who live consequence free.
We aren't living in the same world as those who live consequence free.
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
The fact that nobody in the US is facing consequences for Epstein is a reason why Epstein existed. There are two Americas.
We aren't living in the same world as those who live consequence free.
We aren't living in the same world as those who live consequence free.
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They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
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And I didn’t see ONE Dilbert cartoon posted in tribute. No one was like, “all time favorite gag! Hung this on every cubicle I had!”
It’s like his whole body of work evaporated years ago
It’s like his whole body of work evaporated years ago
I was thinking how when Scott Adams was about to go and rightwingers were saying “you have no idea what impact it’s going to have when Scott Adams dies, he was loved by millions” and then he just died and nothing happened. These ghouls just disappear when they stop talking
Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot and the right was like "THIS IS CIVIL WAR!" and three weeks later he was completely forgotten about? That's going to be most all the rest of these assholes too
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
And I didn’t see ONE Dilbert cartoon posted in tribute. No one was like, “all time favorite gag! Hung this on every cubicle I had!”
It’s like his whole body of work evaporated years ago
It’s like his whole body of work evaporated years ago
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Rip out your Ring doorbell RN, jfc
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Rip out your Ring doorbell RN, jfc
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404 Media just had an ad during the #SuperBowl! We Googled "smallest TV markets in the United States" and bought an ad for $2,550 that only ran in Ottumwa, Iowa, population 25,000. That still counts
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
Watch 404 Media’s Super Bowl Ad
WE BOUGHT A SUPER BOWL AD.
www.404media.co
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
404 Media just had an ad during the #SuperBowl! We Googled "smallest TV markets in the United States" and bought an ad for $2,550 that only ran in Ottumwa, Iowa, population 25,000. That still counts
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
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this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
Holy shit, Meal Diamond is the best commercial of the night so far
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Holy shit, Meal Diamond is the best commercial of the night so far
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"how have you never heard a Bad Bunny song" I am a 40 year old suburban white mother, I know him primarily as "guy who had a verse on that one Cardi B song from 2018" and quite frankly you are lucky I know that much.
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
"how have you never heard a Bad Bunny song" I am a 40 year old suburban white mother, I know him primarily as "guy who had a verse on that one Cardi B song from 2018" and quite frankly you are lucky I know that much.
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on the balance i think partisan gerrymandering is bad but the only way it ends is if democrats weaponize it against republicans everywhere they can. wiping out republican lawmakers in blue states might bring the GOP to the table to end the practice.
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
on the balance i think partisan gerrymandering is bad but the only way it ends is if democrats weaponize it against republicans everywhere they can. wiping out republican lawmakers in blue states might bring the GOP to the table to end the practice.
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Which is interesting partly just as a kind of counter-narrative, but also because it makes it clear that the manufacturing jobs are not coming back.
February 8, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Which is interesting partly just as a kind of counter-narrative, but also because it makes it clear that the manufacturing jobs are not coming back.
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If there's one benefit from all the Republican criminality and corruption it's that you never have to treat them like good faith interlocutors again. Every currently living Trump accomplice should be treated at most to a reflexive "Eat Shit" for life, and that's better than they deserve
VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.
February 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
If there's one benefit from all the Republican criminality and corruption it's that you never have to treat them like good faith interlocutors again. Every currently living Trump accomplice should be treated at most to a reflexive "Eat Shit" for life, and that's better than they deserve
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Even with all the media cover, arresting and deporting five year olds and doing racist shit at the Obamas is simply something that people who watch The Big Bang Theory are going to dislike
February 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Even with all the media cover, arresting and deporting five year olds and doing racist shit at the Obamas is simply something that people who watch The Big Bang Theory are going to dislike
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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When I was a teenager we scored some Rolling Rock and I thought it was a really fancy beer. Anyway, that's the last time I was wrong.
February 3, 2026 at 4:41 AM
When I was a teenager we scored some Rolling Rock and I thought it was a really fancy beer. Anyway, that's the last time I was wrong.
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notable that actual Jewish seniors get this in a way that the ersatz holocaust museum does not
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
notable that actual Jewish seniors get this in a way that the ersatz holocaust museum does not
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We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
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This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public
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We still don't know the names of the ICE agents who killed Gonzàlez behind the wheel of his car outside Chicago in September.
They were unmasked in this BWC footage from Franklin Park police.
If you have any information at all about these men—please text us on Signal at unraveled.66
They were unmasked in this BWC footage from Franklin Park police.
If you have any information at all about these men—please text us on Signal at unraveled.66
January 25, 2026 at 2:05 PM
We still don't know the names of the ICE agents who killed Gonzàlez behind the wheel of his car outside Chicago in September.
They were unmasked in this BWC footage from Franklin Park police.
If you have any information at all about these men—please text us on Signal at unraveled.66
They were unmasked in this BWC footage from Franklin Park police.
If you have any information at all about these men—please text us on Signal at unraveled.66
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I look forward to the establishment of a Wiesenthal Center-like organization dedicated to identifying and hunting former DHS agents so that they may be held accountable.
January 24, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I look forward to the establishment of a Wiesenthal Center-like organization dedicated to identifying and hunting former DHS agents so that they may be held accountable.
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They turned that into a huge scandal back then because,for our elites at the time, DOJ independence and US Attorney independence were considered important principles worth defending, and by contrast our elites in 2026 like Trump and want to help him tyrannize us
January 24, 2026 at 5:41 AM
They turned that into a huge scandal back then because,for our elites at the time, DOJ independence and US Attorney independence were considered important principles worth defending, and by contrast our elites in 2026 like Trump and want to help him tyrannize us
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🚨 ICE is creating a watchlist of anyone and everyone who films them, DHS sources tell me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-making...
ICE Making List of Anyone Who Films Them
“We have a nice little database and now you’re considered a domestic terrorist.”
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:56 PM
🚨 ICE is creating a watchlist of anyone and everyone who films them, DHS sources tell me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-making...
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Retraining and body cams I say like a fucking dolt
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Retraining and body cams I say like a fucking dolt
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Trump: Give Me Greenland or I will make US Citizens pay massive tariffs!
January 21, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Trump: Give Me Greenland or I will make US Citizens pay massive tariffs!