Elder Millenial
@eldermillennial.bsky.social
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
January 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
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A reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today:
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 PM
A reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today:
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"When I came out, I probably seemed unsavory compared to the competitors. But that was when academic research happened in libraries and George W. Bush was considered the stupidest president. Tell me, how have you guardians of facts been doing recently?" #McSweeneysTop25of2025
Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology
Our 9th most-read article of 2025. - - -“Wikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, no...
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January 6, 2026 at 1:30 PM
"When I came out, I probably seemed unsavory compared to the competitors. But that was when academic research happened in libraries and George W. Bush was considered the stupidest president. Tell me, how have you guardians of facts been doing recently?" #McSweeneysTop25of2025
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I'm old and out of touch. Are we making protest songs anymore? Anyone want to link any they like?
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I'm old and out of touch. Are we making protest songs anymore? Anyone want to link any they like?
Once I fix the matrix, it's all over for you glitches.
once i find your phylactery, it's all over for you litches.
Once I get the stitches, it’s over for you snitches.
January 3, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Once I fix the matrix, it's all over for you glitches.
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it is a little disconcerting that none of the people in charge of anything right now seem to know how to do it. like, if you were on a bus and the driver started whipping around all crazy and yelling about how buses don’t need wheels you’d probably be like, hey. this guy shouldn’t be driving the bus
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 AM
it is a little disconcerting that none of the people in charge of anything right now seem to know how to do it. like, if you were on a bus and the driver started whipping around all crazy and yelling about how buses don’t need wheels you’d probably be like, hey. this guy shouldn’t be driving the bus
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this is such an important thing to recognize and call out
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
this is such an important thing to recognize and call out
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
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as an adult and accomplished person who has succeeded at several important things in life, whenever i am challenged with a new dilemma, i like to take two steps back, gather my breath and say "are you fuckin kidding me right now, what the fuck"
December 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
as an adult and accomplished person who has succeeded at several important things in life, whenever i am challenged with a new dilemma, i like to take two steps back, gather my breath and say "are you fuckin kidding me right now, what the fuck"
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shit like this is the core of the damage the social internet has done to us
we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
Yeah, this dum dum is talking about chicken pox.
Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.
Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.
December 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
shit like this is the core of the damage the social internet has done to us
we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
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"In a year we will all be living in Mars."
- Guy who has trouble making cars where the doors open
"AI will be running the world in the next 12 months."
- Guy whose chatbot never gives the right answer
Why does anyone listen to these guys?
- Guy who has trouble making cars where the doors open
"AI will be running the world in the next 12 months."
- Guy whose chatbot never gives the right answer
Why does anyone listen to these guys?
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"In a year we will all be living in Mars."
- Guy who has trouble making cars where the doors open
"AI will be running the world in the next 12 months."
- Guy whose chatbot never gives the right answer
Why does anyone listen to these guys?
- Guy who has trouble making cars where the doors open
"AI will be running the world in the next 12 months."
- Guy whose chatbot never gives the right answer
Why does anyone listen to these guys?
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That movie with Selleck and Arnold as food critics who fall in love flopped badly, it was a Tom Tom nom nom rom com bomb.
December 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
That movie with Selleck and Arnold as food critics who fall in love flopped badly, it was a Tom Tom nom nom rom com bomb.
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Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
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Every Democrat running for office needs to promise investigations and full prosecutions from top to bottom, remove its funding bloat then break up the agency and distribute its core remaining useful functions across other agencies.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Every Democrat running for office needs to promise investigations and full prosecutions from top to bottom, remove its funding bloat then break up the agency and distribute its core remaining useful functions across other agencies.
Make a Bond movie casual:
Skyfloat
Skyfloat
Make a Bond movie casual:
The Spy Who Loved Meat
The Spy Who Loved Meat
Make a Bond movie casual:
Dr. Ehhhhh Maybe?
Dr. Ehhhhh Maybe?
December 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Make a Bond movie casual:
Skyfloat
Skyfloat
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, fled across the desert. The Gunslinger followed.
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, fled across the desert. The Gunslinger followed.
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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Brett Kavanaugh, present for oral arguments but not listening, writing “Bert Kavanaugh” on his notes, frowning for multiple minutes, then trying to erase with the back of a pen
December 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Brett Kavanaugh, present for oral arguments but not listening, writing “Bert Kavanaugh” on his notes, frowning for multiple minutes, then trying to erase with the back of a pen
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The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
December 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
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Oh, look there: an editorial-interference canary.
December 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Oh, look there: an editorial-interference canary.
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He knows giraffe and elephant and u still don’t think he’s playing 4-D chess?
Trump reveals which animals he was required to identify in mental tests
Trump reveals which animals he was required to identify in mental tests
Trump reveals which animals he was required to identify in mental tests
www.independent.co.uk
December 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
He knows giraffe and elephant and u still don’t think he’s playing 4-D chess?
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scully: victim died of multiple orgasms
mulder: *throws her a magazine* ever heard of the nut alien
mulder: *throws her a magazine* ever heard of the nut alien
July 1, 2023 at 7:08 AM
scully: victim died of multiple orgasms
mulder: *throws her a magazine* ever heard of the nut alien
mulder: *throws her a magazine* ever heard of the nut alien
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Whether it's an obscure adjunct professor posting that Charlie Kirk did some bad things or it's the president of the United States celebrating Rob Reiner's death, there's plenty of incivility on both sides.
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Whether it's an obscure adjunct professor posting that Charlie Kirk did some bad things or it's the president of the United States celebrating Rob Reiner's death, there's plenty of incivility on both sides.