Elite Caster
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I exclusively post perfect takea about hockey, metal, and maybe even other stuff
Your excellent disguise is not fooling ME @lastweektonight.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Your excellent disguise is not fooling ME @lastweektonight.com
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if you make a work of art that's too good no one talks about it. there's nothing to discuss about dr strangelove. you can't argue about half life 2. my book of short stories would be a third example,
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
if you make a work of art that's too good no one talks about it. there's nothing to discuss about dr strangelove. you can't argue about half life 2. my book of short stories would be a third example,
I have been following this account for many years now, and I can't remember ever seeing a team be literally off-the-chart good like this. Also, their power play isn't even "good" right now, so they'll probably get even better later in the season as that starts to click...
The Avalanche are absolutely demolishing the rest of the league this season. I kind of don't understand it tbh
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I have been following this account for many years now, and I can't remember ever seeing a team be literally off-the-chart good like this. Also, their power play isn't even "good" right now, so they'll probably get even better later in the season as that starts to click...
I have a PhD. I interpret results to reach conclusions for a living. And this article provides irrefutable evidence that proves Sean's point. This isn't just journalism - it's science.
The reviews are in: My work proving that the hockey gods hate the loser point is being called "quite possibly the single most important discovery in sports history".
By me. I called it that. But the readers are also on board.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/682...
By me. I called it that. But the readers are also on board.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/682...
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I have a PhD. I interpret results to reach conclusions for a living. And this article provides irrefutable evidence that proves Sean's point. This isn't just journalism - it's science.
"they named a street after me for being good" - amazing boast lol
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"they named a street after me for being good" - amazing boast lol
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
These reports from Defector are always so interesting to me. Really encourage everyone to check this out (and become a paid subscriber!)
important stuff in Defector's annual report, out today defector.com/defector-ann...
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
These reports from Defector are always so interesting to me. Really encourage everyone to check this out (and become a paid subscriber!)
I actually like seeing what my friends listen to lol
It's coming to that time of year when people post their Spotify Wrapped on Social Media. So it's time to remind everyone, that nobody on Social Media gives a shit about your Spotify Wrapped.
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I actually like seeing what my friends listen to lol
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
I'm in Seoul rn, and was fairly close earlier to what was apparently a large far-right protest in support of the former (ousted) president Yoon. Apparently these Yoonaticks are basically Korean MAGA/QAnon (KAnon lol) and love Trump, and they think Trump will somehow swoop in and save Yoon
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I'm in Seoul rn, and was fairly close earlier to what was apparently a large far-right protest in support of the former (ousted) president Yoon. Apparently these Yoonaticks are basically Korean MAGA/QAnon (KAnon lol) and love Trump, and they think Trump will somehow swoop in and save Yoon
Lol
BREAKING: US President Donald Trump right now: I am withdrawing my support and endorsement of congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Lol
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My most conservative opinion? That we should go back to the old name for the common kestrel.
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My most conservative opinion? That we should go back to the old name for the common kestrel.
This definitely feels about right to me...except that, as a Rangers fan, I feel that they are definitely too high lol
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This definitely feels about right to me...except that, as a Rangers fan, I feel that they are definitely too high lol
Holy shit, legimately shocked to hear that Larry Brooks has died! He certainly had some "100 hockey men" takes, but I think he did sometimes show some more modern thinking that he wasn't really known to do. RIP to the first beat writer whose work I actually read!
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Larry Brooks, Hockey Hall of Fame writer at New York Post, dies at 75
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Holy shit, legimately shocked to hear that Larry Brooks has died! He certainly had some "100 hockey men" takes, but I think he did sometimes show some more modern thinking that he wasn't really known to do. RIP to the first beat writer whose work I actually read!
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
A lot of people in Korea have the Samsung flip phones! Interesting to see them so widely adopted here.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
A lot of people in Korea have the Samsung flip phones! Interesting to see them so widely adopted here.
Hopefully this is the punishment that finally gets him on the same page as the Americans public
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Hopefully this is the punishment that finally gets him on the same page as the Americans public
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Fight don’t fold.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Fight don’t fold.
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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pirate MGMT be like "the water is warm, but it shivers me timbers"
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
pirate MGMT be like "the water is warm, but it shivers me timbers"
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i think the only way anything happens is if bernie starts showing up to work with a really big sword
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
i think the only way anything happens is if bernie starts showing up to work with a really big sword
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people