@eljaspero.bsky.social
Folk musician, fabricator, gamer, art handler, historian, museum insultant, lackey
There's leak, there's a leak, in the boiler room,
The poor, the lame, the blind!
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers.
God's away, God's away,
God's away on business,
Business.
The poor, the lame, the blind!
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers.
God's away, God's away,
God's away on business,
Business.
I'm a bitch
I'm a lover
I'm Summus Pontifex brother
I'm a sinner
I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm a lover
I'm Summus Pontifex brother
I'm a sinner
I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There's leak, there's a leak, in the boiler room,
The poor, the lame, the blind!
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers.
God's away, God's away,
God's away on business,
Business.
The poor, the lame, the blind!
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers.
God's away, God's away,
God's away on business,
Business.
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Don't worry!
Geologists: Mount Rainier Will Not Erupt During Your Lifetime, with Possible Exception of Very End
Washington state geologists confirmed today that, according to their most recent research study, Mount Rainier definitely won’t erupt at any point during your lifetime, with the possible exception …
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November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Don't worry!
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SCHUMER: Well, I—for one—am touched by this act of generosity. Perhaps one day, all of humanity will know the saying “Be welcoming of Greeks bearing gifts.”
Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...
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November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
SCHUMER: Well, I—for one—am touched by this act of generosity. Perhaps one day, all of humanity will know the saying “Be welcoming of Greeks bearing gifts.”
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50 years ago today.
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
50 years ago today.
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‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
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And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
The Resistance has found its new weapon
MUSTARD AND ONIONS FOR EVERYBODY
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The Resistance has found its new weapon
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
Momma, whenever shall Pop-pop return from the base-balls game?
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Momma, whenever shall Pop-pop return from the base-balls game?
Sometimes it be like that @magpie.tips @tomlommel.com
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sometimes it be like that @magpie.tips @tomlommel.com
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I hate watching a whole country fail its Constitution saving throw
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I hate watching a whole country fail its Constitution saving throw
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🎶 "Well I saw one Mr Lon Chaney yes he was walking he was gallivanting with the Queen and her retinue yes and I wondered whether their bodies were in a performance a stark imitation of the Werewolf of London." 🎶
Warren Zevon’s “Werewolves of London” by James Joyce
1 The shaggy, hunched Werewolf of London stalked the Soho street in the rain, carrying in his left hand a neatly folded Chinese menu pale as birch ...
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October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
🎶 "Well I saw one Mr Lon Chaney yes he was walking he was gallivanting with the Queen and her retinue yes and I wondered whether their bodies were in a performance a stark imitation of the Werewolf of London." 🎶
Seriously what deranged maniac could resist buying these
October 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Seriously what deranged maniac could resist buying these
As a person who hates historic houses almost as much as I hate fascists, this is a very awkward day for me.
October 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
As a person who hates historic houses almost as much as I hate fascists, this is a very awkward day for me.
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ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk
October 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk
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A day hanging out with @qfrost.bsky.social is a good day.
October 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A day hanging out with @qfrost.bsky.social is a good day.
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When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
October 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
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Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/
Sir, of course I’m also saying good morning to your dog. I’m not a monster.
October 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sir, of course I’m also saying good morning to your dog. I’m not a monster.
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KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’: tinyurl.com/3jzrpt4y
September 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’: tinyurl.com/3jzrpt4y
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if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE
I be wishin' a most plunderous ITLAP Day t' ye scurvy dogs!
Lazy Town | You Are A Pirate Music Video
YouTube video by LazyTown
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September 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I be wishin' a most plunderous ITLAP Day t' ye scurvy dogs!
That’s some dang good, PNW-worthy coffee.
September 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
That’s some dang good, PNW-worthy coffee.