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Donald Trump (private citizen) has sued Donald Trump (President) for $1 trillion. A Trump administration spokesman said that they intend to defend the suit vigorously but that they are hopeful a resolution beneficial to “Donald Trump” (unclear) can be reached
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Donald Trump (private citizen) has sued Donald Trump (President) for $1 trillion. A Trump administration spokesman said that they intend to defend the suit vigorously but that they are hopeful a resolution beneficial to “Donald Trump” (unclear) can be reached
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hold on, im experiencing a negative thought, let me CBT that right quick (i close my eyes and picture the negative thought being blasted by 100000000 lasers at once) ahhhhh
January 20, 2026 at 9:15 AM
hold on, im experiencing a negative thought, let me CBT that right quick (i close my eyes and picture the negative thought being blasted by 100000000 lasers at once) ahhhhh
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We all know and love the airport as the place we go to cough on each other. But if you purchase a ticket you can also use it to get to other cities
January 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
We all know and love the airport as the place we go to cough on each other. But if you purchase a ticket you can also use it to get to other cities
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i love phobos, shitty rock. our moon is too reserved really, too proper, we should have a lumpy little one that sucks as well
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i love phobos, shitty rock. our moon is too reserved really, too proper, we should have a lumpy little one that sucks as well
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This government loves to redo an independent reivew that was too independent and didn't produce the result they wanted
An independent taskforce *just* did a huge review of ADHD in England, and the conclusion was that it's "under-recognised, under-diagnosed and under-treated."
www.england.nhs.uk/long-read/re...
www.england.nhs.uk/long-read/re...
NHS England » Report of the independent ADHD Taskforce: Part 1
April 2025
www.england.nhs.uk
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
This government loves to redo an independent reivew that was too independent and didn't produce the result they wanted
Buying event tickets should not have to feel like trading shares. I should not be having to worry about signal latency to go see a gig.
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Buying event tickets should not have to feel like trading shares. I should not be having to worry about signal latency to go see a gig.
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insane looking prototype. wildly forward thinking of renault to design a car that looks like when google streetview is driving alongside another car and stretches it in the photo stitching
Renault Clio II 6-Wheel Pick-Up
www.artcurial.com/en/sales/644...
www.artcurial.com/en/sales/644...
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
insane looking prototype. wildly forward thinking of renault to design a car that looks like when google streetview is driving alongside another car and stretches it in the photo stitching
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me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
The only Press hype this franchise ever gets is people complaining they don't know how to make it.
Waaahh we can't pick a leading man
Waahh we don't know what to write
Just give it up, it's over
Waaahh we can't pick a leading man
Waahh we don't know what to write
Just give it up, it's over
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The only Press hype this franchise ever gets is people complaining they don't know how to make it.
Waaahh we can't pick a leading man
Waahh we don't know what to write
Just give it up, it's over
Waaahh we can't pick a leading man
Waahh we don't know what to write
Just give it up, it's over
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they're calling him mr. bargains and he has online coupons for pizza hut that don't work like you'd never believe
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
they're calling him mr. bargains and he has online coupons for pizza hut that don't work like you'd never believe
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FINALLY, bluesky has added sensible moderation defaults
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
FINALLY, bluesky has added sensible moderation defaults
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
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The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines
July 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines
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LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
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MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
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thirty dollars a month for a monthly pass to play video games is insane. it costs $7 to buy slay the spire on PC, another $7 to buy it on your phone, and maybe another $7 for a hypothetical third device. that's your gaming budget set until slay the spire 2 comes out
October 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
thirty dollars a month for a monthly pass to play video games is insane. it costs $7 to buy slay the spire on PC, another $7 to buy it on your phone, and maybe another $7 for a hypothetical third device. that's your gaming budget set until slay the spire 2 comes out
Bluesky simply refuses to understand that chasing advertiser dollars through respectability is the same thing that breaks every platform. Given enough time it will destroy this place too.
September 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Bluesky simply refuses to understand that chasing advertiser dollars through respectability is the same thing that breaks every platform. Given enough time it will destroy this place too.
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
Everyone: oh, like what?
Every centrist hagiographer: very important things
Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?
Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
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- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
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I was not built for deliverables and asset files I was built to have a wealthy patron who pays me to paint their prized show horses on their sprawling estate.
September 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I was not built for deliverables and asset files I was built to have a wealthy patron who pays me to paint their prized show horses on their sprawling estate.
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This vast increase in terrorism under Sir Kier is unforgivable, he must apologise and then resign
August 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This vast increase in terrorism under Sir Kier is unforgivable, he must apologise and then resign