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Freesh Avocadoo

@elliotthausen.bsky.social

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Writer, musician, aging Millennial punk, Chaotic Good, Gnostic Pagan Quaker Troy McClure Voice: you may know me from… Porch Beers and Disco 3000 | Mothman Mutual Aid | WV townie hijinks (He/him)

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Freesh Avocadoo @elliotthausen.bsky.social · 21h

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Photos from When We Were Young - Nana Grizol | lyrics

YouTube video by lyric’s gambit

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Freesh Avocadoo @elliotthausen.bsky.social · 1d

I just made a pinto bean, kielbasa, and “clean out the fridge of veggies” soup in the crock pot yesterday

mid hatfield @midhatfield.bsky.social · 1d

SOUP SEASON! Where my soup heads at? Please tell me about your favorite soups for fall.

Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 1d

The chill is here. And no it's not just a chilly day. It's chilly now. It's the season of chill.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 4d

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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David Buist @davidbuist.bsky.social · 3d

It was suggested by a few people that instead of Kpop Demon Hunters, ska punk needed it's own heroes. I feel like this trio fits the bill for Ska Punk Demon Hunters (just don't tell Mephiskapheles).

#kpopdemonhunters #skapunk #ska #punk #skapunkdemonhunters 👻💀😈

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Friends Journal @friendsjournal.org · 5d

At the first Friends Meeting of Washington (DC) Pride Month worship this year, a weeping Friend shared, “This meeting makes me a better person. Your queerness makes me a better person.” As trans & queer people face renewed enmity, a safe & welcoming spiritual center is imperative to their survival.

Advices and Que[e]ries

Chosen family and chosen ancestors.

www.friendsjournal.org

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Joseph Fink @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 7d

I really do think that Taylor saw Sabrina Carpenter and Chapell Roan, realized people like songs that talk about sex in an explicit but light-hearted way, and then made the biggest series of miscalculations anyone has ever made

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Freesh Avocadoo @elliotthausen.bsky.social · 7d

The brand has been lost to time but the inside of it was 100% glass. I think parts of it were hard plastic but nothing that touched the water. And lord knows there’s probably a pound or so of microplastics in my brain lol.

Freesh Avocadoo @elliotthausen.bsky.social · 7d

I don’t post zine stuff here as often as I should. Disco 3000 issue 4: Indie Sleaze Huntington, will be released Friday Oct. 10!

The zine Disco 3000 issue 4 upright next to a mini sculpture of skull shaped ice cream scoops in an ice cream cone held by a skeleton hand

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Freesh Avocadoo @elliotthausen.bsky.social · 7d

RIP electric kettle 2018-2025

Well done thou good and faithful servant

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Freesh Avocadoo @elliotthausen.bsky.social · 12d

I’m doing a cool thing with my cool homies, PM me if you want to give a physical donation

Halloween Helpers! Mothman Mutual Aid is creating treat bags for our local unhoused children for Halloween. If you’re interested in donated some candy or small toys, please email us at
mothmanministry@gmail.com.
You can also send a financial donation via CashApp $mothmanmutualaidwv
with “Halloween Helper” as your subject.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 12d

Scorpions: "HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE."

*Hurricane shows up on stage with a ukulele*

"FUCK. We talked about this, dude."

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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 14d

Got my performance review.

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

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Freesh Avocadoo @elliotthausen.bsky.social · 13d

Sometimes cool things happen in Huntington

Backdrop of AEW Collision surrounded by the live taping crowd in Huntington WV

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Freesh Avocadoo @elliotthausen.bsky.social · 13d

Mark Zuckerber AS Chris Martin AS Tommy Wiseau IN… the Room 2

Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 13d

zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell

Zuckerberg in a black suit and a wig that's a thick, black bob

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Freesh Avocadoo @elliotthausen.bsky.social · 14d

I wish my Gay Community shirt still fit, one of my few testosterone regrets lol

Freesh Avocadoo @elliotthausen.bsky.social · 17d

Share your favorite black and white movie.

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Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin.bsky.social · 19d

OK off-topic, but I don’t think enough people realize how profound Glen Campbell’s song (written by the great Jimmy Webb) “Wichita Lineman” really is.

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Wasted Ink Zine Distro @wastedinkdistro.bsky.social · 21d

Dear trans folks: please publish your personal stories in zines.

Let us help you do it

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Confusing Fall Warbler @plumicorns.bsky.social · 22d

Dudes rock

Shortly after that standoff, Curtis Evans stood directly in front of the gate with an American flag. The 65-year-old Evanston resident heard about the first protest on social media and came to represent “the ideals that our country stands for.” He said tear gas and pepper balls hurt, but “five minutes later, you’re fine.”

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Freesh Avocadoo @elliotthausen.bsky.social · 22d

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to all who celebrate

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Ben Folds - Pirate Joke Song

YouTube video by samharriswenttoparis

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Joe @joetredneck.bsky.social · 22d

A pirate goes to the ship’s surgeon to have spots on his arm checked.
The surgeon says, "They're benign".
The pirate replies, "No, no doc. There be 11. I counted them before I came here."

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 23d

This makes me think it's a great time for someone to start up an alt weekly in a metro area. It's clearly working for The Onion, why not try it (again) with regional news, art, and events?

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 23d

By the way, you can in fact run a media business where people give you money for goods and services. 56k+ people give The Onion ~$100 and we give them a year of newspapers. This business didn’t exist last year in this way. People will pay for good shit. Now’s the time to break glass and go for it.

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Freesh Avocadoo @elliotthausen.bsky.social · 23d

Do I have any mutuals who are Canadian ministers? Got a question.

Freesh Avocadoo @elliotthausen.bsky.social · 23d

Carmen was one of my first concerts rofl! I had a RIOT dog tag necklace and got flirted with the day afterward at school because the dude thought it was a Quiet Riot necklace! 🤣

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25d

Olive Garden’s neverending pasta bowl (threatening)

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