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my hope for 2026 is they start closing their mouths in YouTube thumbnails
January 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
my hope for 2026 is they start closing their mouths in YouTube thumbnails
"I hope at least half of these chips are dressed"
Buddy you are not going to believe this
Buddy you are not going to believe this
January 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
"I hope at least half of these chips are dressed"
Buddy you are not going to believe this
Buddy you are not going to believe this
Hinge rules because you'll be crafting a really great first message to a really cool hot person and you'll accidentally swipe away from the app for half a second and when you return that person is gone and you'll never see them again.
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hinge rules because you'll be crafting a really great first message to a really cool hot person and you'll accidentally swipe away from the app for half a second and when you return that person is gone and you'll never see them again.
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They’re lifting the curse in 2026
December 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
They’re lifting the curse in 2026
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a little Christmas baking inspiration
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
a little Christmas baking inspiration
People discovering Wolf Parade through Heated Rivalry welcome to the family your homework is to listen to the other 4 WP albums, at least 2 Sunset Rubdown albums, every Handsome Furs album, 2 Moonface LPs, one Swan Lake album and the Divine Fits record.
December 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
People discovering Wolf Parade through Heated Rivalry welcome to the family your homework is to listen to the other 4 WP albums, at least 2 Sunset Rubdown albums, every Handsome Furs album, 2 Moonface LPs, one Swan Lake album and the Divine Fits record.
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if you stay up too late monsters will come and kill you
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
if you stay up too late monsters will come and kill you
Is it stolen valour if I love fernet even though I've never worked in the service industry?
December 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Is it stolen valour if I love fernet even though I've never worked in the service industry?
Incredible work Amazon
December 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Incredible work Amazon
I fell for the propaganda and paid for Hinge and absolutely no change
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I fell for the propaganda and paid for Hinge and absolutely no change
A space delimited text file's extension is .prn
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A space delimited text file's extension is .prn
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Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Every ad for AI is like
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!
AI: get sock
Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
Geordie Greep? Uh, yeah, I sure hope he does
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Geordie Greep? Uh, yeah, I sure hope he does
When Ted Leo said "it's alright" 149 times that's when I thought it would be alright.
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
When Ted Leo said "it's alright" 149 times that's when I thought it would be alright.
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
Do you think I can convince my landlord to evict the downstairs tenant for stomping around and cooking stinky food at 4am last night?
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Do you think I can convince my landlord to evict the downstairs tenant for stomping around and cooking stinky food at 4am last night?
You can't name your child Henry without accepting the possibility that they will want to be called Hank
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
You can't name your child Henry without accepting the possibility that they will want to be called Hank
PF Chang's full name is Peek Frean Chang
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
PF Chang's full name is Peek Frean Chang
Playing The Blue Prince and I fucking opened the fucking top antechamber door and then ran out of fucking steps and then the game fucking crashed and when I restarted that whole day was fucking gone. Oh my god.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Playing The Blue Prince and I fucking opened the fucking top antechamber door and then ran out of fucking steps and then the game fucking crashed and when I restarted that whole day was fucking gone. Oh my god.
Reiterating how great it is to have a job that doesn't allow company accounts on personal devices
Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Reiterating how great it is to have a job that doesn't allow company accounts on personal devices
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oh wow you work 60-80 hours a week? like you spend that time doing the thing we are all forced to do to survive but more of it? do you ever feel like a stupid loser? like a donkey?
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
oh wow you work 60-80 hours a week? like you spend that time doing the thing we are all forced to do to survive but more of it? do you ever feel like a stupid loser? like a donkey?
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.