Ethan Quinsey
@ethanquinsey.bsky.social
Writer. 1 vast & magnificent personage. 3 Victorian clerks in a trenchcoat. Wife of @rosequeue.bsky.social. Queer. Poly. He/him butch lesbian. I write stuff sometimes. https://patreon.com/ethanquinsey 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Ethan Quinsey
@ethanquinsey.bsky.social
· Nov 22
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creating Odd Fiction and Non-Fiction
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Folx are following me, I should make an intro post.
Hi, I'm Ethan, I like cryptids and weird history. I'm writing a novel about an immortal disaster queer and all her bad decisions coming back to haunt her (literally!).
You can follow the process at patreon.com/ethanquinsey pls and ty 🙏🏳️🌈
Hi, I'm Ethan, I like cryptids and weird history. I'm writing a novel about an immortal disaster queer and all her bad decisions coming back to haunt her (literally!).
You can follow the process at patreon.com/ethanquinsey pls and ty 🙏🏳️🌈
A few years ago, I realized that even though I loved kids, I didn't truly want any of my own.
Dogsitting for my parents is making me feel the same way about owning a dog.
I just want to go to SLEEP.
Dogsitting for my parents is making me feel the same way about owning a dog.
I just want to go to SLEEP.
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
A few years ago, I realized that even though I loved kids, I didn't truly want any of my own.
Dogsitting for my parents is making me feel the same way about owning a dog.
I just want to go to SLEEP.
Dogsitting for my parents is making me feel the same way about owning a dog.
I just want to go to SLEEP.
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Bannerless Games
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November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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All of the "Power of prayer!" comments on the FB post about my dad's cancer diagnosis are for my mother, who is religious, and not for my dad, who was raised Episcopal and can (politely) be called "a Christmas and Easter atheist".
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
All of the "Power of prayer!" comments on the FB post about my dad's cancer diagnosis are for my mother, who is religious, and not for my dad, who was raised Episcopal and can (politely) be called "a Christmas and Easter atheist".
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🚨 Creator Day is LIVE! 🚨
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Support your favorite developers and check out over 15,000 projects participating in our Black Friday sale
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For the next 24 hours we are waiving our platform fee! Creators will get the most they can from each transaction.
Support your favorite developers and check out over 15,000 projects participating in our Black Friday sale
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November 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
🚨 Creator Day is LIVE! 🚨
For the next 24 hours we are waiving our platform fee! Creators will get the most they can from each transaction.
Support your favorite developers and check out over 15,000 projects participating in our Black Friday sale
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For the next 24 hours we are waiving our platform fee! Creators will get the most they can from each transaction.
Support your favorite developers and check out over 15,000 projects participating in our Black Friday sale
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Quick note to anyone thinking of buying my books: please purchase the new Swift Press versions, NOT the relatively small number of Unbound versions still knocking about, & being sold by OOINYA. Unbound stopped paying me for my work early in 2024 and I will never see a penny for these books.
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Quick note to anyone thinking of buying my books: please purchase the new Swift Press versions, NOT the relatively small number of Unbound versions still knocking about, & being sold by OOINYA. Unbound stopped paying me for my work early in 2024 and I will never see a penny for these books.
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Nothing in my mother's house is unscented. My head is threatening to explode in protest.
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Nothing in my mother's house is unscented. My head is threatening to explode in protest.
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
White-tailed deer
Red fox
Coyote
Humpback whale
Scarlet Tanager
White-tailed deer
Red fox
Coyote
Humpback whale
Scarlet Tanager
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
- Orca whale
- Lace monitor / goanna
- Western screech owl
- Moose
- Flying fish
- Orca whale
- Lace monitor / goanna
- Western screech owl
- Moose
- Flying fish
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
• Orca
• Elephant seal
• Bin chicken
• Moray eel
• Moose
• Orca
• Elephant seal
• Bin chicken
• Moray eel
• Moose
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
White-tailed deer
Red fox
Coyote
Humpback whale
Scarlet Tanager
White-tailed deer
Red fox
Coyote
Humpback whale
Scarlet Tanager
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Kirkus Reviews called GHOST DAYS "A finely constructed linked story collection," with "prose [that's] crisp and highly sensory, building tension within each fable with the skill of a veteran storyteller" and "marvelous full-page illustrations" from @tiffanyturrill.bsky.social.
Ghost Days — ASHER ELBEIN
Southern Appalachia, 1900. Cast out by tragedy and strange magic, Anna O’Brien wanders the countryside on her wooden leg: living by her wits, settling spirits for her work, and never, ever looking ba...
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November 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Kirkus Reviews called GHOST DAYS "A finely constructed linked story collection," with "prose [that's] crisp and highly sensory, building tension within each fable with the skill of a veteran storyteller" and "marvelous full-page illustrations" from @tiffanyturrill.bsky.social.
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Let’s go
I once joked that we should try a debate where the moderator gets to press a zap button every time they catch an obvious lie
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Let’s go
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Today is a Fossil Friday kinda day featuring this brachiopod in a rock in the Finger Lakes region of NY :)
February 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Today is a Fossil Friday kinda day featuring this brachiopod in a rock in the Finger Lakes region of NY :)
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
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Happy Black Friday. Black Friday is dead.
Twas the pandemic killed the fucking shopping riot day, and we're well rid of it.
I'm convinced that watching the heaving desperate hordes in retail combat was a perverse entertainment for the rich and they long for its return ...
Twas the pandemic killed the fucking shopping riot day, and we're well rid of it.
I'm convinced that watching the heaving desperate hordes in retail combat was a perverse entertainment for the rich and they long for its return ...
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Happy Black Friday. Black Friday is dead.
Twas the pandemic killed the fucking shopping riot day, and we're well rid of it.
I'm convinced that watching the heaving desperate hordes in retail combat was a perverse entertainment for the rich and they long for its return ...
Twas the pandemic killed the fucking shopping riot day, and we're well rid of it.
I'm convinced that watching the heaving desperate hordes in retail combat was a perverse entertainment for the rich and they long for its return ...
My friends have learned that if they "Yes, and?" a concept with me long enough, they'll probably get a piece of fiction out of me.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My friends have learned that if they "Yes, and?" a concept with me long enough, they'll probably get a piece of fiction out of me.
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...I am blown away by the wisdom demonstrated here. Full on asking myself why the hell it never occurred to me to deviate from the instructions to throw more resources at the problem until it's solved.
I hacked pie crust. I make the recipe plus 50%. That way I am not arguing with the crust when trying to roll it out and put it on the goddamn mountain of apples.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
...I am blown away by the wisdom demonstrated here. Full on asking myself why the hell it never occurred to me to deviate from the instructions to throw more resources at the problem until it's solved.
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Today, my friends, remember:
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Today, my friends, remember:
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November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
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We could have had it alllllll
We could all gather together and sing Stan Rogers on the second Monday of October.
I am so disappointed in my country for this missed opportunity.
I am so disappointed in my country for this missed opportunity.
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
We could have had it alllllll
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Okay why did we get stuck as kids doing turkey-themed crafts instead of Northwest Passage themed crafts
![According to historians, the first celebration of Thanksgiving in North America occurred in 1579 after the safe landing of Martin Frobisher's fleet in Newfoundland[20] after an unsuccessful attempt in search of the Northwest Passage.[5] His third voyage, to the Frobisher Bay area of Baffin Island in the present Canadian territory of Nunavut, set out with the intention of starting a small settlement. His fleet of fifteen ships was outfitted with men, materials, and provisions. However, the loss of one of his ships through contact with ice, along with many of the building materials, was to prevent him from doing so. The expedition was plagued by ice and freak storms, which at times scattered the fleet; on meeting again at their anchorage in Frobisher Bay,](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bc3hpzoicgopcmu75p3jyl7d/bafkreicgg5wjrm46zcz5urk5mqyt45a4p43qlkubuwlmbcfidtimzxi764@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Okay why did we get stuck as kids doing turkey-themed crafts instead of Northwest Passage themed crafts
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Here on Bluesky, the image from our appeal campaign page got flagged as "adult content" so every time we link it we have to use this thumbnail instead.
Support the Vagina Museum in a world where billionaires censor education and art based on ideology www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
Support the Vagina Museum in a world where billionaires censor education and art based on ideology www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Here on Bluesky, the image from our appeal campaign page got flagged as "adult content" so every time we link it we have to use this thumbnail instead.
Support the Vagina Museum in a world where billionaires censor education and art based on ideology www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
Support the Vagina Museum in a world where billionaires censor education and art based on ideology www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
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URGENT: Cheese Recall - Listeria
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart and Sam’s Club Just Recalled Cheese in a Total of 31 States and Washington, D.C.
The recall effort seems to be growing rapidly amid Listeria bacteria concerns as other retailers also alert customers.
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November 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
URGENT: Cheese Recall - Listeria
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
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Hate to continue bumping this!! But here's what I'm working with:
- I'm short about $400 on rent
- my current gig pays contractors on a 30 day delay(!!!)
- I can't drive until I can afford to repair my car (battery won't charge itself)
Thank you all for your help this year, it's been a lifesaver
- I'm short about $400 on rent
- my current gig pays contractors on a 30 day delay(!!!)
- I can't drive until I can afford to repair my car (battery won't charge itself)
Thank you all for your help this year, it's been a lifesaver
I am going to refrain from despair posting tonight and just say any help you could throw my way would make a huge difference in my life rn
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November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hate to continue bumping this!! But here's what I'm working with:
- I'm short about $400 on rent
- my current gig pays contractors on a 30 day delay(!!!)
- I can't drive until I can afford to repair my car (battery won't charge itself)
Thank you all for your help this year, it's been a lifesaver
- I'm short about $400 on rent
- my current gig pays contractors on a 30 day delay(!!!)
- I can't drive until I can afford to repair my car (battery won't charge itself)
Thank you all for your help this year, it's been a lifesaver