reed eliot 🤌 🤌
@reedeliot.bsky.social
queer as fuck.
abolitionist.
decriminalize gender now!
everyone deserves everything they need to survive, even if they suck.
minneapolis & chicago based freak shooting photos, cooking, and joyfully rebelling against fascism every day
DM me for alt ;)
abolitionist.
decriminalize gender now!
everyone deserves everything they need to survive, even if they suck.
minneapolis & chicago based freak shooting photos, cooking, and joyfully rebelling against fascism every day
DM me for alt ;)
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@reedeliot.bsky.social
· Jul 10
![Poem screenshot:
Knock knock it's the government
REED ELIOT, DEGENERATE
You applied for a passport
You fucking idiot
Upon reviewing your documents
we are pretty sure you have a pussy
Check ONE (1) to confirm genital status:
YES
NO
REED, did you know REED is a Boy Name?
We know. It is our job now. That is what
the government does: We Know Which Names
Are For Boys.
Upon reviewing your documents, REED
you appear to be
[you know]
kind of fruity with it
Check ONE (1) to confirm FRUIT LEVEL:
YES
NO
YES ALSO - using different brackets
Upon reviewing your documents, We know
what you're trying to pull. You cannot fool us. We
are the Important Documents Review Team. We reviewed your documents. Your
SITUATION is CONFUSING to US. WE do not LIKE it.
We want to know - crossed out
We demand to know - crossed out
Please attest - crossed out
YOU ARE REQUIRED TO ATTEST:
ARE YOU
[you know]
ONE (1) OF THOSE TRANSEXUALS
EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT
YES
NO
OTHER, crossed out
We are onto you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rtoz625fqj523zfjjdx3xuyj/bafkreic7beh2bi5cxwwfhwuysrwp26nmvku46u5ybnllrddhkrjfetfu5e@jpeg)
I have been doing some daily poetry writing with some internet pals this month and I guess I'm subjecting you all to some of it right now.
A Test
A Test
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It's cold out here. Can you help Sanctuary Supply Depot keep our neighbors warm? Hit the Venmo at this link and drop a 🌴 in the comment with it.
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Mutual aid group in Mpls getting basic necessities to our houseless neighbors
linktr.ee
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It's cold out here. Can you help Sanctuary Supply Depot keep our neighbors warm? Hit the Venmo at this link and drop a 🌴 in the comment with it.
linktr.ee/sanctuarysup...
linktr.ee/sanctuarysup...
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sam nordquist’s name written on the bench on the floating dock in loring park
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
sam nordquist’s name written on the bench on the floating dock in loring park
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God should invent a type of octopus that chills on land with me and we smoke a blunt
March 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
God should invent a type of octopus that chills on land with me and we smoke a blunt
Excellent reporting by Taylor on Cyndy Martin, whose homicide court date is today.
Multiple people have been functionally harassed out of the party just for talking about the charges against Martin. I appreciate the fuck out of Taylor collecting this timeline and reporting on it.
Multiple people have been functionally harassed out of the party just for talking about the charges against Martin. I appreciate the fuck out of Taylor collecting this timeline and reporting on it.
the DFL has a problem with cyndy martin holding multiple leadership roles - like CD8 chair, and CBRC and code of conduct - while facing criminal vehicular homicide charge. she doesn't appear contrite. she appears defiant. she has evaded responsibility from the start
taylordahlin.com/f/the-dfls-c...
taylordahlin.com/f/the-dfls-c...
The DFL's Cyndy Martin Problem
On July 3, 2024, MN DFL CD8 chair Cyndy Martin hit and killed 19 year old Carter Haithcock, the father of a young son, as he walked along the road with her vehicle on the Iron Range near Nashwauk on h...
taylordahlin.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Excellent reporting by Taylor on Cyndy Martin, whose homicide court date is today.
Multiple people have been functionally harassed out of the party just for talking about the charges against Martin. I appreciate the fuck out of Taylor collecting this timeline and reporting on it.
Multiple people have been functionally harassed out of the party just for talking about the charges against Martin. I appreciate the fuck out of Taylor collecting this timeline and reporting on it.
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just like in Florida when a sudden snowstorm freezes the Limes
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
just like in Florida when a sudden snowstorm freezes the Limes
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You: feds are kidnapping people in St. Paul
Strib: Get a load of these protestors acting out www.startribune.com/protesters-c...
Strib: Get a load of these protestors acting out www.startribune.com/protesters-c...
www.startribune.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You: feds are kidnapping people in St. Paul
Strib: Get a load of these protestors acting out www.startribune.com/protesters-c...
Strib: Get a load of these protestors acting out www.startribune.com/protesters-c...
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An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
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Worth noting that these are by and large in black and brown communities. That's a whole lot in Cedar-Riverside, Near North, and North, as well as along Franklin and Lake. Nothing south of Lake is really telling.
I just went on a bike ride verifying and entering locations of MPD and Hennepin County Sheriff ALPR cameras so DeFlock should be pretty accurate for Minneapolis now deflock.me/map#map=13/4...
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Worth noting that these are by and large in black and brown communities. That's a whole lot in Cedar-Riverside, Near North, and North, as well as along Franklin and Lake. Nothing south of Lake is really telling.
Fuck Carol Becker. Fuck Becka Thompson.
What a fucking embarrassment.
What a fucking embarrassment.
On the same weekend that Carol Becker was concern trolling on the lack of diversity in local politics, she was using one of her several reddit accounts to defend a claim (made by Becka Thompson) that white candidates are disadvantaged because council members of color win based on their race.
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Fuck Carol Becker. Fuck Becka Thompson.
What a fucking embarrassment.
What a fucking embarrassment.
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Scarleteen does incredible, necessary work on a shoestring budget. They’re raising money for a fund to help their brilliant volunteers pay for healthcare. Please help them out by kicking in what you can. They’re an unparalleled resource for teens and young people figuring out sex and relationships.
Scarleteen is raising $40,000 to support the healthcare needs of staff and volunteers who do this vulnerable, crucial, intimate work. 204 people have donated $23k; please join them today and share. www.classy.org/campaign/scarl...
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November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Scarleteen does incredible, necessary work on a shoestring budget. They’re raising money for a fund to help their brilliant volunteers pay for healthcare. Please help them out by kicking in what you can. They’re an unparalleled resource for teens and young people figuring out sex and relationships.
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You don’t always have to “pick a side” in international conflicts. Sometimes (most times, really) there isn’t really a clear “good guy” and “bad guy”.
It’s okay to sit with that discomfort instead of picking a winner like it’s a sports game.
It’s okay to sit with that discomfort instead of picking a winner like it’s a sports game.
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
You don’t always have to “pick a side” in international conflicts. Sometimes (most times, really) there isn’t really a clear “good guy” and “bad guy”.
It’s okay to sit with that discomfort instead of picking a winner like it’s a sports game.
It’s okay to sit with that discomfort instead of picking a winner like it’s a sports game.
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I’m in touch with a medical team in Gaza who described the situation, and I quote, like so: “this ceasefire is less of a ceasefire than the last ceasefire”
Anyone remember that cease fire?
"Gaza hospitals running out of supplies as airstrikes continue"
"Gaza hospitals running out of supplies as airstrikes continue"
Gaza hospitals running out of supplies as airstrikes continue, medics say
‘Severe lack’ in territory where Israeli strikes have killed more than 50 people and injured over 100 in recent days
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m in touch with a medical team in Gaza who described the situation, and I quote, like so: “this ceasefire is less of a ceasefire than the last ceasefire”
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Americans need to eat fewer ultra-processed foods and more dubious powders
And yes, the swag bags. Attendees received MAHA-branded tote bags with:
- Packets of creatine
- Beef tallow potato chips ($79 for a 6-pack!!)
- Mouth tape
- RFK Jr's biography
- Beef protein bars
- Packets of creatine
- Beef tallow potato chips ($79 for a 6-pack!!)
- Mouth tape
- RFK Jr's biography
- Beef protein bars
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Americans need to eat fewer ultra-processed foods and more dubious powders
Ohhhhhhh!!!
Happy Holidays! ALL Haymarket Books are 40% off through January 2nd!
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Ohhhhhhh!!!
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tired: it's always DNS
inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight
inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight
September 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
tired: it's always DNS
inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight
inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight
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A reminder that I'm raising $4k to support @scarleteen.com's staff and volunteer health fund to ensure that sex educators doing some of the BEST sex ed around are able to access health care. In an era of misinfo where most kids don't even get the most basic in school, Scarleteen is critical.
Scarleteen Staff and Volunteer Healthcare Fund
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November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
A reminder that I'm raising $4k to support @scarleteen.com's staff and volunteer health fund to ensure that sex educators doing some of the BEST sex ed around are able to access health care. In an era of misinfo where most kids don't even get the most basic in school, Scarleteen is critical.
That last sentence sounds like the logline to the most mediocre sci fi movie of all time
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
That last sentence sounds like the logline to the most mediocre sci fi movie of all time
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Sister JoAnn Persch served with the Sisters of Mercy for 73 years. On Nov. 1, Sister JoAnn was among the delegation denied entry to the Broadview ICE facility when they attempted to bring Communion to those detained inside.
Sister JoAnn Persch, longtime immigrant activist, dies at 91
chicago.suntimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sister JoAnn Persch served with the Sisters of Mercy for 73 years. On Nov. 1, Sister JoAnn was among the delegation denied entry to the Broadview ICE facility when they attempted to bring Communion to those detained inside.
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These people are deep into committing election fraud, so they assume everyone else is too
"Every accusation is a confession" remains undefeated
"Every accusation is a confession" remains undefeated
Austin Smith, a former Republican state representative and onetime leader within Turning Point Action—the political arm of Turning Point USA—pleaded guilty to forging signatures on nominating petitions for his 2024 reelection bid.
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
These people are deep into committing election fraud, so they assume everyone else is too
"Every accusation is a confession" remains undefeated
"Every accusation is a confession" remains undefeated
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Yep, one of the biggest drivers of the elite panic around “wokeness” was the increasing prominence of Black people and particularly Black women in their fields and we’re seeing that coalition rewarded with the targeting of Black workers.
Since February, according to my latest analysis, almost 600,000 Black women have been economically sidelined. The November 20, 2025, Jobs Report makes clear this isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. That is not a recovery. It is a redistribution of opportunity.
The exit economy is here. Black Women are paying the highest price | Fortune
This isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. And it's not a recovery, it's a redistribution of opportunity.
fortune.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Yep, one of the biggest drivers of the elite panic around “wokeness” was the increasing prominence of Black people and particularly Black women in their fields and we’re seeing that coalition rewarded with the targeting of Black workers.
Can I say something without people getting mad
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Can I say something without people getting mad
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
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Relatedly, the final Black Friday sale on Multiverse Beans is absolutely bonkers right now. Have fun be safe
PSA: if you are a cannabis grower in the United States or have been thinking about starting to grow, get any seeds you’ve been wanting to buy online before the end of the year. The new changes to the hemp laws make buying seeds online illegal again as of January 1, 2026
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Relatedly, the final Black Friday sale on Multiverse Beans is absolutely bonkers right now. Have fun be safe
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The lights are fixed!!! The Midtown Greenway is now lit up from the river all the way to Uptown!
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The lights are fixed!!! The Midtown Greenway is now lit up from the river all the way to Uptown!