John Magee
eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social
John Magee
@eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social
I'm not very good at playing magic the gathering, i'm mildly obsessed with Philadelphia sports (sometimes). I'm a Gen Xer who read the book (did you know there's a book?) and a PhD drop out. Neurodivergent, i like to converse, ask me something.
there's a simple solution to this
STOP. USING. TWITTER
All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.
February 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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I wonder which fifth-place finisher from these Olympic Games will go onto carve out a career of grievance-fueled ignorance.
February 16, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I have not watched the simpsons for a VERY long time - but I am pretty sure last night was the best simpsons episode ever
February 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Ok Alex Desert as a boy meets world call back is very cool
February 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Not a bad idea. I like it!
February 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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part of studying megillah is facing that we've been dealing with the same fucking autocratic king and bigoted advisors problems for ages. part of it is also that the trope is all funky lmao
February 16, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The Frank Stallone in the simpsons episode is just chjefs kiss
February 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
You know no one mentioned the pitt moments of philadelphia simpsons...
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
the agony of defeat
Vermont-born Norwegian skier Atle Lie McGrath heads into the final run of the slalom with a massive half-second lead, but misses one of the first gates, hurls his poles as far as he can, and lies down off to the side of the course
February 16, 2026 at 5:20 PM
it's disappointing to see some streamers i enjoy watching still talk about their twitter accounts
February 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
this could be a fun orzhov aristocrats card.
February 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
hey @magic.wizards.com what's the problem?
It really pisses me off that Mexico, a country where gay marriage is legal, doesn't get a mtg Pride event. It's not the first time this happens (it happened with the Pride Secret Lair too) and I don't understand why.
February 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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The greatest monologue since Shakespeare and the greatest episode in the history of TV…Congrats to Northeast Philly’s own @nanglish.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Why does arena have to highlight cards that are being targeted? That and the 'pause no pause' just seem tells that don't need to be given?
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i am ciurious - who exactly they think is going to try and invade america?

Is this some sort of red dawn situation? Are we afeared of fredonia?

The biggst threat to losing our nation seems to be these idiots
And then Spartan Oliganthropia enters the chat
February 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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And then Spartan Oliganthropia enters the chat
February 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
While we're rebooting series, can we somehow reboot the transporter with statham being a mentor for a new transporter...now I'm not saying it should be the guy from baby driver, but hey, he can drive
February 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
everyone talks about the lakers / celtics of the 80s - and ignores the sixers part in it all - the celtics sixers rivalry basically peaked in the 80s sure we still hate the celtics but both being at the top of their game is tough to hit
February 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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If anyone doubts Jason Statham’s ability to take the piss out of himself it reveals you have not seen the movie Spy, which is a crime that you should rectify ASAP
Jason Statham is set to play Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch.

Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...
February 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
every security detail wishes they had this much swag
I was waiting for an official announcement buuuut we are leass than a week out lol. I will be at @scgcon.bsky.social MKE!!! Super excited to return to my college town and sling some spells. Say hi! Ask for games! Bring offerings!
February 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
New Pride Promo card for June. Grullfriends will be happy 😊
February 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of suck I will not falter
February 16, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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I want to play Planechase. I came up with a way to fix the UB issue for everyone. Its a solution Vorthos would love me for lol
February 16, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Cards games are neat
February 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM