John Magee
@eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social
I'm not very good at playing magic the gathering, i'm mildly obsessed with Philadelphia sports (sometimes). I'm a Gen Xer who read the book (did you know there's a book?) and a PhD drop out. Neurodivergent, i like to converse, ask me something.
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Some people are just too stupid and shameless to argue with, even if they like the same team you might like.
February 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Some people are just too stupid and shameless to argue with, even if they like the same team you might like.
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Me: *does embarrassing but kinda humorous thing in front of coworkers*
Coworkers: hahaha kevin that was funny *forget about the thing as soon as they walk out of the room*
Me: i shall carry the shame of this ill-considered act for the rest of my days. it is my burden.
Coworkers: hahaha kevin that was funny *forget about the thing as soon as they walk out of the room*
Me: i shall carry the shame of this ill-considered act for the rest of my days. it is my burden.
February 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Me: *does embarrassing but kinda humorous thing in front of coworkers*
Coworkers: hahaha kevin that was funny *forget about the thing as soon as they walk out of the room*
Me: i shall carry the shame of this ill-considered act for the rest of my days. it is my burden.
Coworkers: hahaha kevin that was funny *forget about the thing as soon as they walk out of the room*
Me: i shall carry the shame of this ill-considered act for the rest of my days. it is my burden.
this is what i’m saying.
“As a species, we’re morons.”
— We Are Legion (We Are Bob) (Bobiverse Book 1) by Dennis Taylor
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“As a species, we’re morons.”
— We Are Legion (We Are Bob) (Bobiverse Book 1) by Dennis Taylor
a.co/0e6PYROG
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February 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
this is what i’m saying.
“As a species, we’re morons.”
— We Are Legion (We Are Bob) (Bobiverse Book 1) by Dennis Taylor
a.co/0e6PYROG
“As a species, we’re morons.”
— We Are Legion (We Are Bob) (Bobiverse Book 1) by Dennis Taylor
a.co/0e6PYROG
so today apple music played a song by nonja sex party and reading their wikipedia led to starbomb with magic regular rain hanson. weird
February 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
so today apple music played a song by nonja sex party and reading their wikipedia led to starbomb with magic regular rain hanson. weird
yup we don’t care avkut shit.
or we care deeply but don’t feel the need to broadcast every feeling.
or we care deeply but don’t feel the need to broadcast every feeling.
Gen-X's whole thing is apathy so why would they care
Millennials were burdened with an abundance of actually giving a damn while also having everyone else make fun of them for it
...millennials have eldest daughter syndrome we were made for this moment
Millennials were burdened with an abundance of actually giving a damn while also having everyone else make fun of them for it
...millennials have eldest daughter syndrome we were made for this moment
Yes, I'm being hyperbolic, but it really does seem like Millennials fell into the sweet spot of not having as much of he boomer bigotry rub off on us as compared to Gen-X and also not having our childhood brains fried by algorithms and clickbait.
February 17, 2026 at 4:05 PM
yup we don’t care avkut shit.
or we care deeply but don’t feel the need to broadcast every feeling.
or we care deeply but don’t feel the need to broadcast every feeling.
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It’s an Arby’s now.
Did you try their second location, on Kandor?
February 17, 2026 at 2:38 PM
It’s an Arby’s now.
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
See when I grew up (the 80s) we kind of trusted science, and doctors, and realized that they knew what they were talking about...today, thanks to god knows what, everyone seems to be an expert on every topic, even ones they have no base knowledge in...and people are going to die in large numbers
February 17, 2026 at 2:31 PM
See when I grew up (the 80s) we kind of trusted science, and doctors, and realized that they knew what they were talking about...today, thanks to god knows what, everyone seems to be an expert on every topic, even ones they have no base knowledge in...and people are going to die in large numbers
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Gonna need a team of curlers easing my path thru life, sweeping away obstacles, periodically yelling "HARD!!!"
Seems ideal, really.
Seems ideal, really.
February 17, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Gonna need a team of curlers easing my path thru life, sweeping away obstacles, periodically yelling "HARD!!!"
Seems ideal, really.
Seems ideal, really.
Ok eagles, time to retire the tush push
Just perfect, because when I think of WWE, I think of something you should wipe your ass with before tossing in the toilet.
"Dominik Mysterio, known for his rebellious in-ring persona and cultural resonance, will participate in a first-of-its-kind integration in which his signature gear will feature DUDE Wipes branding during every in-ring appearance on WWE programming, including Monday Night Raw and various PLEs"
February 17, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Ok eagles, time to retire the tush push
it's trailer happy day
heartbreak high
more scrubs
mandalorian
heartbreak high
more scrubs
mandalorian
February 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
it's trailer happy day
heartbreak high
more scrubs
mandalorian
heartbreak high
more scrubs
mandalorian
has scrubs been off the air long enough that izzy can be a doctor now?
February 17, 2026 at 2:19 PM
has scrubs been off the air long enough that izzy can be a doctor now?
here's where the advantage of being raised by a doctor works to my advantage - but yes - tell your doctors not to use AI
I can imagine many patients just worrying that they will piss off the doctor in the moment and say yes.
February 17, 2026 at 2:04 PM
here's where the advantage of being raised by a doctor works to my advantage - but yes - tell your doctors not to use AI
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Standard Metagame Breakdown for Arena Championship 11, streaming this weekend on the official Magic Twitch channel at 9am PT each day. #mtg #mtgStandard
February 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Standard Metagame Breakdown for Arena Championship 11, streaming this weekend on the official Magic Twitch channel at 9am PT each day. #mtg #mtgStandard
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I would never repost a means to keep your ID safe and to give the middle finger to a company ran by the grandson of Mosley.
I would also never encourage you guys to spread the word of this method to fill Palantir's servers with Metaverse like avatars to do a bit of trolling (a lot of it) 😇
I would also never encourage you guys to spread the word of this method to fill Palantir's servers with Metaverse like avatars to do a bit of trolling (a lot of it) 😇
February 17, 2026 at 7:36 AM
I would never repost a means to keep your ID safe and to give the middle finger to a company ran by the grandson of Mosley.
I would also never encourage you guys to spread the word of this method to fill Palantir's servers with Metaverse like avatars to do a bit of trolling (a lot of it) 😇
I would also never encourage you guys to spread the word of this method to fill Palantir's servers with Metaverse like avatars to do a bit of trolling (a lot of it) 😇
My first commander thought was 'angels and demons' which led me to kaalia of the vast - but then i never built her cause, you know, there's too many of those
Sometimes I come to #edh deck building searching for a commander that matches a concept in my head rather than building from the legend. Sometimes as I work through it I land back on a deck I recently took apart.
In completely unrelated news, I should bring back Jyoti.
In completely unrelated news, I should bring back Jyoti.
February 17, 2026 at 1:07 PM
My first commander thought was 'angels and demons' which led me to kaalia of the vast - but then i never built her cause, you know, there's too many of those
I think on an NFL sunday 12 is quie competetive
6 is the clear front runner, however I think the discussion for 2nd and 3rd place is much more interesting.
My inclination is to put 4 and 5 next.
My inclination is to put 4 and 5 next.
From reddit:
February 17, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I think on an NFL sunday 12 is quie competetive
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Colbert: “Let’s just call this what it is: Trump’s administration wants to silence anyone who says anything bad about Trump on TV because all Trump does is watch TV. He’s like a toddler with too much screen time. He gets cranky and then drops a load in his diaper.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/a...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/a...
Colbert Doesn’t Give an FCC About Calling Out CBS
www.nytimes.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Colbert: “Let’s just call this what it is: Trump’s administration wants to silence anyone who says anything bad about Trump on TV because all Trump does is watch TV. He’s like a toddler with too much screen time. He gets cranky and then drops a load in his diaper.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/a...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/a...
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The interview with Talarico has been posted to YouTube: youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A
Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislatu…
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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February 17, 2026 at 12:08 PM
The interview with Talarico has been posted to YouTube: youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A
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So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.
It took only a 15-second clip of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt duking it out on a crumbling rooftop — made by A.I. with a two-sentence prompt and the click of a button — to draw swift outrage, and sizable fear, from Hollywood.
"It’s nothing short of terrifying," one scriptwriter said.
"It’s nothing short of terrifying," one scriptwriter said.
Why an A.I. Video of Tom Cruise Battling Brad Pitt Spooked Hollywood
A 15-second clip created by an artificial intelligence tool owned by the Chinese technology company ByteDance appears more cinematic than anything so far.
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February 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.
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Wow, I overslept (until 5 a.m. lol) this morning so I'm running way behind on the weekly newsletter, including trolling for your Ask Me Anything questions
With so much going on, this shouldn't be hard. Ask me anything, ASAP! Thank you
With so much going on, this shouldn't be hard. Ask me anything, ASAP! Thank you
February 17, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Wow, I overslept (until 5 a.m. lol) this morning so I'm running way behind on the weekly newsletter, including trolling for your Ask Me Anything questions
With so much going on, this shouldn't be hard. Ask me anything, ASAP! Thank you
With so much going on, this shouldn't be hard. Ask me anything, ASAP! Thank you
Did taxis ever have surge pricing?
February 17, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Did taxis ever have surge pricing?
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I have now done another milestone of 3.2k on my twitch! 🥺 Am trying to reach 4k this year
February 17, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I have now done another milestone of 3.2k on my twitch! 🥺 Am trying to reach 4k this year
Man, dude just gets stunted on and it's lovley
This is a nice move in an interview www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/u...
February 17, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Man, dude just gets stunted on and it's lovley
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A new promotion in Japan, with the purchase of a booster box, receive a Commander protector, with vouchers randomly distributed for The Eternal Wanderer promo card, or seasonally themed sleeves, acrylic stand, or framed art. #mtg #mtgjp
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February 17, 2026 at 3:38 AM
A new promotion in Japan, with the purchase of a booster box, receive a Commander protector, with vouchers randomly distributed for The Eternal Wanderer promo card, or seasonally themed sleeves, acrylic stand, or framed art. #mtg #mtgjp
mtg-jp.com/twe-four_sea...
mtg-jp.com/twe-four_sea...