John Magee
@eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social
I'm not very good at playing magic the gathering, i'm mildly obsessed with Philadelphia sports (sometimes). I'm a Gen Xer who read the book (did you know there's a book?) and a PhD drop out. Neurodivergent, i like to converse, ask me something.
the merging of magic and thanksgiving
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
the merging of magic and thanksgiving
that will fix everything wrong
The Eagles will be going with the all-black uniforms for their Black Friday tilt with the Bears.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
that will fix everything wrong
always knew he was a monster
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
always knew he was a monster
if you could also do susan coopers the dark is rising series.
The Prydain Chronicles with a Game of Thrones budget.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
if you could also do susan coopers the dark is rising series.
and of course there was the ‘gay plague’ that the government ignored letting so many people die who didn’t have to.
i’m begging people who do so do not romanticize the 80s. it was a fucking awful time to live or grow up
i’m begging people who do so do not romanticize the 80s. it was a fucking awful time to live or grow up
"Gay" was believed to be a social contagion that you could not only catch, but evil gays (and they were all capital-e Evil) were actively trying to spread to Your Kids. And if that sounds fucking deranged...yeah, it was, just like transphobia is deranged today. Same people spreading the same lies.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
and of course there was the ‘gay plague’ that the government ignored letting so many people die who didn’t have to.
i’m begging people who do so do not romanticize the 80s. it was a fucking awful time to live or grow up
i’m begging people who do so do not romanticize the 80s. it was a fucking awful time to live or grow up
so who decided what typical is anyway. bits like saying ‘normal person’ to me. i’ve never met a normal person. no one has ever been able to define normal person to me either
So I'm like the extreme end of Neitotypicality? The paragon of Neuromildness??
As a friend and meaning this in the most complimentary way possible, I think you’re as Neurotypical as Bolas is a hero.
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
so who decided what typical is anyway. bits like saying ‘normal person’ to me. i’ve never met a normal person. no one has ever been able to define normal person to me either
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So I'm like the extreme end of Neitotypicality? The paragon of Neuromildness??
As a friend and meaning this in the most complimentary way possible, I think you’re as Neurotypical as Bolas is a hero.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
So I'm like the extreme end of Neitotypicality? The paragon of Neuromildness??
dear boss
shut up. i’m under more pressure than you because you answered to no one. my work right now is focused on growing your brand so you can have all your new packaging. and i’ve needed actual help for over a decade. commiseration is just annoying. hire smarter people. please
shut up. i’m under more pressure than you because you answered to no one. my work right now is focused on growing your brand so you can have all your new packaging. and i’ve needed actual help for over a decade. commiseration is just annoying. hire smarter people. please
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
dear boss
shut up. i’m under more pressure than you because you answered to no one. my work right now is focused on growing your brand so you can have all your new packaging. and i’ve needed actual help for over a decade. commiseration is just annoying. hire smarter people. please
shut up. i’m under more pressure than you because you answered to no one. my work right now is focused on growing your brand so you can have all your new packaging. and i’ve needed actual help for over a decade. commiseration is just annoying. hire smarter people. please
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Many Magic: The Gathering players dream of competing in the Pro Tour, but what is that journey really like?
Join us as we follow Jesse Robkin behind the scenes on her exciting Pro Tour journey!
Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story premieres Wednesday! ✨
Join us as we follow Jesse Robkin behind the scenes on her exciting Pro Tour journey!
Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story premieres Wednesday! ✨
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Many Magic: The Gathering players dream of competing in the Pro Tour, but what is that journey really like?
Join us as we follow Jesse Robkin behind the scenes on her exciting Pro Tour journey!
Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story premieres Wednesday! ✨
Join us as we follow Jesse Robkin behind the scenes on her exciting Pro Tour journey!
Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story premieres Wednesday! ✨
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I will wear a skirt suit to the airport when the flight staff start serving aged prosciutto and olives from Greece with a French 75 to me in my full grain leather bucket seat
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I will wear a skirt suit to the airport when the flight staff start serving aged prosciutto and olives from Greece with a French 75 to me in my full grain leather bucket seat
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If we can collectively guarantee a sufficient number of pre-orders to debut us on the NYT Bestseller list, it would make a strong case for both a sequel and more books in the fiction line, not necessarily written by me. In this case, benefiting me benefits the whole community.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If we can collectively guarantee a sufficient number of pre-orders to debut us on the NYT Bestseller list, it would make a strong case for both a sequel and more books in the fiction line, not necessarily written by me. In this case, benefiting me benefits the whole community.
why are people continuing to push this anti trans grifter as a candidate?
This also being AI generated slop for NO REASON is just so perfectly *chef’s kiss* horrible.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
why are people continuing to push this anti trans grifter as a candidate?
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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It’s bad enough these assholes helped destroy America, they are NOT going to “Little Brother” a Goddamn cheesesteak!
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s bad enough these assholes helped destroy America, they are NOT going to “Little Brother” a Goddamn cheesesteak!
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Magic the Gathering: Arena has officially become one of my new favorite games.
Taking my time with the tutorial as it's teaching me how to effectively handle my opponents, with my strategy adapting to each of the five respective color paths.
Taking my time with the tutorial as it's teaching me how to effectively handle my opponents, with my strategy adapting to each of the five respective color paths.
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Magic the Gathering: Arena has officially become one of my new favorite games.
Taking my time with the tutorial as it's teaching me how to effectively handle my opponents, with my strategy adapting to each of the five respective color paths.
Taking my time with the tutorial as it's teaching me how to effectively handle my opponents, with my strategy adapting to each of the five respective color paths.
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I see the New York Times woke up this morning and declared war on the free City of Philadelphia.
Okay then.
Okay then.
In the manner of a what now?
the food equivalent of the infamous sixth borough story. NYT has to stop writing about Philly
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/d...
the food equivalent of the infamous sixth borough story. NYT has to stop writing about Philly
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/d...
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I see the New York Times woke up this morning and declared war on the free City of Philadelphia.
Okay then.
Okay then.
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?
if you call a piece of shit a piece of shit and even 5% of the people actually hear it - that's a good thing
We’re on year 11 of the “When they go low, we go high” bullshit and the result has been the republicans winning everything they’ve ever wanted.
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
if you call a piece of shit a piece of shit and even 5% of the people actually hear it - that's a good thing
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Sharing my work until it finds a new home ✨
Flow like water 💧
A pairning about tranquility!
If you want her, look below for more info ✨🩷
#oilpainting #art #whimsical #dreamy
Flow like water 💧
A pairning about tranquility!
If you want her, look below for more info ✨🩷
#oilpainting #art #whimsical #dreamy
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Sharing my work until it finds a new home ✨
Flow like water 💧
A pairning about tranquility!
If you want her, look below for more info ✨🩷
#oilpainting #art #whimsical #dreamy
Flow like water 💧
A pairning about tranquility!
If you want her, look below for more info ✨🩷
#oilpainting #art #whimsical #dreamy
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I actually think it's bad that the law thinks that calling a 17 year old a "sissy porn-watching scumbag", a "groomer" and a "disgusting incel" in public is not a crime, and indeed I do not think criticising this would constitute "[picking] sides in the debate about sex and gender identity".
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I actually think it's bad that the law thinks that calling a 17 year old a "sissy porn-watching scumbag", a "groomer" and a "disgusting incel" in public is not a crime, and indeed I do not think criticising this would constitute "[picking] sides in the debate about sex and gender identity".
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Players, you can do better.
#mtgrc #ugems #magicthegathering
@fireshoes.bsky.social for reach
@fanfinity.bsky.social
#mtgrc #ugems #magicthegathering
@fireshoes.bsky.social for reach
@fanfinity.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Players, you can do better.
#mtgrc #ugems #magicthegathering
@fireshoes.bsky.social for reach
@fanfinity.bsky.social
#mtgrc #ugems #magicthegathering
@fireshoes.bsky.social for reach
@fanfinity.bsky.social
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This little dragon is motherfucking GWEN!
You can find her here, @gwenthedragon.bsky.social
Funny, pretty, charming, witty, lover of Magic the Gathering's shiny, showcase-y, serial number-y, side.
Gwen needs hype. Gwen wants to return to content. Follow, and help me bully Gwen to feel the love.
You can find her here, @gwenthedragon.bsky.social
Funny, pretty, charming, witty, lover of Magic the Gathering's shiny, showcase-y, serial number-y, side.
Gwen needs hype. Gwen wants to return to content. Follow, and help me bully Gwen to feel the love.
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This little dragon is motherfucking GWEN!
You can find her here, @gwenthedragon.bsky.social
Funny, pretty, charming, witty, lover of Magic the Gathering's shiny, showcase-y, serial number-y, side.
Gwen needs hype. Gwen wants to return to content. Follow, and help me bully Gwen to feel the love.
You can find her here, @gwenthedragon.bsky.social
Funny, pretty, charming, witty, lover of Magic the Gathering's shiny, showcase-y, serial number-y, side.
Gwen needs hype. Gwen wants to return to content. Follow, and help me bully Gwen to feel the love.
if dude's last name weren't kennedy wouldn't he just be the local town crackpot?
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
if dude's last name weren't kennedy wouldn't he just be the local town crackpot?