John Magee
@eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social
I'm not very good at playing magic the gathering, i'm mildly obsessed with Philadelphia sports (sometimes). I'm a Gen Xer who read the book (did you know there's a book?) and a PhD drop out. Neurodivergent, i like to converse, ask me something.
pronounce teeccino
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
pronounce teeccino
belligerent is a great word. and i’m not saying this cause it aptly describes me. ADVERBS
February 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
belligerent is a great word. and i’m not saying this cause it aptly describes me. ADVERBS
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ok..mechanical keyboards. I have one - it is ugly. I'd love one that is all red, who would you recommend I try?
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
ok..mechanical keyboards. I have one - it is ugly. I'd love one that is all red, who would you recommend I try?
the phanatic
Is there one normal Phillie?
Zack Wheeler kept the rib that was removed to correct his thoracic outlet syndrome. It’s in his closet. He is happy with his progress. Orion Kerkering has a Grade 1 hamstring strain. He’ll be a little behind. So will Michael Mercado (shoulder) and Dan Robert (cardiovascular).
February 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
the phanatic
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Remember when he left Twitter because it was too left leaning to go to Parler?
February 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Remember when he left Twitter because it was too left leaning to go to Parler?
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Without a doubt, every single person who says "Starmer is doing fine" is a transphobic piece of shit
February 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Without a doubt, every single person who says "Starmer is doing fine" is a transphobic piece of shit
in her defense there are
no actions to referencen
no actions to referencen
Under pressure from Rep. Pramila Jayapal, Pam Bondi refuses to apologize to the survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's abuse for her actions in the Epstein case.
February 11, 2026 at 5:56 PM
in her defense there are
no actions to referencen
no actions to referencen
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Rep. Raskin: “You ignored the law and even with over 100,000 employees at your disposal, you acted with some mixture of staggering incompetence, cold indifference, and jaded cruelty towards more than 1,000 victims raped, abused, and trafficked. This performance screams cover-up.”
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Rep. Raskin: “You ignored the law and even with over 100,000 employees at your disposal, you acted with some mixture of staggering incompetence, cold indifference, and jaded cruelty towards more than 1,000 victims raped, abused, and trafficked. This performance screams cover-up.”
just trying to live up to the acronym i guess.
"one of the most far-reaching makeovers of higher education any state has attempted in recent years. Collectively, the bills outline a multi-dimentional playbook for how conservative legislatures might transform higher education along principles they favor."
www.forbes.com/sites/michae...
www.forbes.com/sites/michae...
A Flurry Of Higher Ed Bills Prompts The Question: What’s Up With Iowa?
The Iowa legislature is considering several bills that together represent one of the most dramatic makeovers of higher education any state has attempted in recent years.
www.forbes.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
just trying to live up to the acronym i guess.
next on cspan pete hegseth will be weston’s regarding the new food pyramid. what the fuck.
Pam Bondi starts ranting about the DOW and S&P in the middle of questions about the Epstein files.
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 PM
next on cspan pete hegseth will be weston’s regarding the new food pyramid. what the fuck.
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If I were a baseball player I would simply stop eating ham
It’s the year of the broken hamate bone and it’s day 2 of pitchers and catchers reporting
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
If I were a baseball player I would simply stop eating ham
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Anyway I need a judge so if you can help or youre in the MD/ PA area or willing to travel let a girl know
How tf a girl supposed to find a magic judge in this state of mtg judge program (or lack of one)????
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Anyway I need a judge so if you can help or youre in the MD/ PA area or willing to travel let a girl know
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They liked it when you'd give them a blowie.
Made them more cooperative.
Made them more cooperative.
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
They liked it when you'd give them a blowie.
Made them more cooperative.
Made them more cooperative.
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sometimes when we get interesting pitches, my editor will share them on slack with the baseball emoji (like a pitch!) and truly every time i'm like "ooooh! baseball!!" and then it has nothing to do with baseball </3
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
sometimes when we get interesting pitches, my editor will share them on slack with the baseball emoji (like a pitch!) and truly every time i'm like "ooooh! baseball!!" and then it has nothing to do with baseball </3
i just keep going cause what other option do i have?
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
i just keep going cause what other option do i have?
imagine what he might have said when the black power sign went up on the podium?
jd vance is there to remind people of trump does it gets even worse?
jd vance is there to remind people of trump does it gets even worse?
Vance whines about US Olympic athletes speaking out against the Trump administration:
"When you're representing the country, you're representing Democrats and Republicans. You're there to play a sport...You're not there to pop off about politics"
"When you're representing the country, you're representing Democrats and Republicans. You're there to play a sport...You're not there to pop off about politics"
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
imagine what he might have said when the black power sign went up on the podium?
jd vance is there to remind people of trump does it gets even worse?
jd vance is there to remind people of trump does it gets even worse?
is it weird to feel like you’re about to cry for no particular reason constantly?
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
is it weird to feel like you’re about to cry for no particular reason constantly?
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YOU LIKE MAGIC? YOU LIKE ART? YOU SEEK JOY?
PROVE IT, NERD! SHOW ME SOMETHING YOU THINK IS NEAT, SPREAD YOUR JOY, MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!
DO IT BAD IF YOU MUST! DO IT SCARED IF IT IS REQUIRED!
I AM NOT ASKING! 🔪
PROVE IT, NERD! SHOW ME SOMETHING YOU THINK IS NEAT, SPREAD YOUR JOY, MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!
DO IT BAD IF YOU MUST! DO IT SCARED IF IT IS REQUIRED!
I AM NOT ASKING! 🔪
February 11, 2026 at 2:49 PM
YOU LIKE MAGIC? YOU LIKE ART? YOU SEEK JOY?
PROVE IT, NERD! SHOW ME SOMETHING YOU THINK IS NEAT, SPREAD YOUR JOY, MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!
DO IT BAD IF YOU MUST! DO IT SCARED IF IT IS REQUIRED!
I AM NOT ASKING! 🔪
PROVE IT, NERD! SHOW ME SOMETHING YOU THINK IS NEAT, SPREAD YOUR JOY, MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!
DO IT BAD IF YOU MUST! DO IT SCARED IF IT IS REQUIRED!
I AM NOT ASKING! 🔪
has a suspect commercial ever bankrupted a company? well there’s always a first time right?
A heartwarming tale of how even if you aren't subscribed to Google Nest their cameras still upload and save "about three hours" of video which can be recovered in the form of "residual data" from "backend servers," surprising even the FBI who claims to have previously believed it was impossible
How Google played a key role in recovering the video from Nancy Guthrie’s cameras | CNN Business
A major breakthrough in the Nancy Guthrie case largely came down to Google’s technical expertise, a person familiar with the investigation told CNN.
www.cnn.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
has a suspect commercial ever bankrupted a company? well there’s always a first time right?
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Not a whole collection since I never used to work with colors but this alter is my first dip in the pool of magnificent RED 🩸🩸🩸
February 11, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Not a whole collection since I never used to work with colors but this alter is my first dip in the pool of magnificent RED 🩸🩸🩸
Sure this is nonsense on an amazing scale, but at the same time i'm going to use this to recommend Delta-V by Daniel Suarez cause, it's good,
Elon Musk told employees at xAI, his artificial intelligence company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. satellites and a massive catapult to launch them into space.
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Sure this is nonsense on an amazing scale, but at the same time i'm going to use this to recommend Delta-V by Daniel Suarez cause, it's good,
Does your company use NetSuite
Not only are they vastly over paying for your ERP they're putting money directly into Ellison's pocket...
Not only are they vastly over paying for your ERP they're putting money directly into Ellison's pocket...
We are on the brink of like 90% literal state media
Larry Ellison and his nepobaby kid are going to just keep harassing Warner Brothers about this until Trump's DOJ boxes out Netflix so they can have their prize
not to be redundant but the goal is to shovel CBS/CNN/HBO and TikTok into the Fox News right wing propaganda state TV alliance
not to be redundant but the goal is to shovel CBS/CNN/HBO and TikTok into the Fox News right wing propaganda state TV alliance
February 11, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Does your company use NetSuite
Not only are they vastly over paying for your ERP they're putting money directly into Ellison's pocket...
Not only are they vastly over paying for your ERP they're putting money directly into Ellison's pocket...
you know what's weird, the supreme court still hasn't ruled...like maybe they're waiting for this to over rule it?
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 PM
you know what's weird, the supreme court still hasn't ruled...like maybe they're waiting for this to over rule it?
I feel like rthey're just testing people - like 'we're going to do something so outrageous and gauge your apathetic toleance of it so we can see what you'll accept'
The FAA says it has lifted temporary closure of airspace over El Paso, Texas, and all flights are set to resume.
Follow live updates.
Follow live updates.
Live updates: FAA lifts temporary closure of airspace over El Paso
The Federal Aviation Administration reopened the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas hours after it announced a 10-day closure that would have grounded all flights.
bit.ly
February 11, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I feel like rthey're just testing people - like 'we're going to do something so outrageous and gauge your apathetic toleance of it so we can see what you'll accept'