John Magee
eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social
John Magee
@eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social
I'm not very good at playing magic the gathering, i'm mildly obsessed with Philadelphia sports (sometimes). I'm a Gen Xer who read the book (did you know there's a book?) and a PhD drop out. Neurodivergent, i like to converse, ask me something.
it's disappointing to see some streamers i enjoy watching still talk about their twitter accounts
February 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
this could be a fun orzhov aristocrats card.
February 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
hey @magic.wizards.com what's the problem?
It really pisses me off that Mexico, a country where gay marriage is legal, doesn't get a mtg Pride event. It's not the first time this happens (it happened with the Pride Secret Lair too) and I don't understand why.
February 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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The greatest monologue since Shakespeare and the greatest episode in the history of TV…Congrats to Northeast Philly’s own @nanglish.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Why does arena have to highlight cards that are being targeted? That and the 'pause no pause' just seem tells that don't need to be given?
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i am ciurious - who exactly they think is going to try and invade america?

Is this some sort of red dawn situation? Are we afeared of fredonia?

The biggst threat to losing our nation seems to be these idiots
And then Spartan Oliganthropia enters the chat
February 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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And then Spartan Oliganthropia enters the chat
February 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
While we're rebooting series, can we somehow reboot the transporter with statham being a mentor for a new transporter...now I'm not saying it should be the guy from baby driver, but hey, he can drive
February 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
everyone talks about the lakers / celtics of the 80s - and ignores the sixers part in it all - the celtics sixers rivalry basically peaked in the 80s sure we still hate the celtics but both being at the top of their game is tough to hit
February 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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If anyone doubts Jason Statham’s ability to take the piss out of himself it reveals you have not seen the movie Spy, which is a crime that you should rectify ASAP
Jason Statham is set to play Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch.

Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...
February 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
every security detail wishes they had this much swag
I was waiting for an official announcement buuuut we are leass than a week out lol. I will be at @scgcon.bsky.social MKE!!! Super excited to return to my college town and sling some spells. Say hi! Ask for games! Bring offerings!
February 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
New Pride Promo card for June. Grullfriends will be happy 😊
February 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of suck I will not falter
February 16, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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I want to play Planechase. I came up with a way to fix the UB issue for everyone. Its a solution Vorthos would love me for lol
February 16, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Cards games are neat
February 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I've been calling it a cult since 2016, it should have been treated as a cult the whole time.
I have studied cults my whole life. My state of Oregon has the highest per capita of cult membership in the US.

People do deprogram themselves. It’s a difficult process.

Some of the staunchest former Trump supporters seem to be showing symptoms and behavior that’s very similar.

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February 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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You really would hope that the people that invent kids' worksheets would have thought about this beforehand
February 16, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Finally sitting and putting seeds in bags for folks, if you want some of my stash lmk what you want and where to send them, I love you.
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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Watching the ANTM documentary on Netflix and I just feel hot, tearful rage for my younger self and the generation of young women who absorbed all this poison and thought it was normal.
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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I JUST HAD A DOCTOR CONSULT CANCELLED BECAUSE I WAS RUDE TO THEIR AI INTAKE SOFTWARE. (I called it a "stupid computer.") I hate EVERYTHING
February 16, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.

It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.

Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.

Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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I used to get yelled at by my therapist for not having other Trans friends and weirdly Magic is where I finally did find those friends lol. I didn't see that coming. I imagine at for me my hobbies are an escape from reality, so thats where i hid for three decades.
February 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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If you could be a mensch (gn) and RT this, I'd appreciate it

bsky.app/profile/frrm...
The bill shuffle for this month got delayed but I can't avoid it.

If you can help me pay bills, I would truly appreciate it. I'm a caregiver for my disabled mom, going on 5 years without a paycheck. (She doesn't have to pay me, but the state won't.) Goal is $300.

If you can help:
Pay Firma Francisque using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/FirmaFrancisque and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
PayPal.me
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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JesusChrist.... yeah, its from 2014. So she would have been 25 at the time. Texting a 15 year old.
February 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM