John Magee
eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social
John Magee
@eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social
I'm not very good at playing magic the gathering, i'm mildly obsessed with Philadelphia sports (sometimes). I'm a Gen Xer who read the book (did you know there's a book?) and a PhD drop out. Neurodivergent, i like to converse, ask me something.
all things come back again it seems...even cheesy 80s references
I’m done being pissed off. From now on, I’m gonna do the opposite. I’m gonna be pissed on.
February 15, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Hope you are having a lovely Sunday and maybe this week will suck less than previous ones!
February 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Dating a man who can’t read is WILD. Ain’t no dick that good. Lord have mercy. Now I’m gonna have to institute reading tests for prospects, SMHHHH.
February 15, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Palantir, a US spy-tech firm, has been given access to millions of NHS patient records.

Its founder has said the NHS should be 'ripped up'.

Join me in calling on the government to end the dangerous Palantir contract.

you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
Stop Palantir taking over our public services!
Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir.
you.38degrees.org.uk
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 AM
the person doing the big air preliminary (men) commentary is a very bland voice, sounds mostly uninterested
February 15, 2026 at 6:37 PM
how is this guy still around?
I’m sure this dude is fine. He does have a Nazi tattoo. And says women whine about sexual assault in the military. And that black people are stupid. But gosh darn it he says he’s a progressive, and since he’s white and male, who can really say what’s in a person’s heart.
Platner's dismissive comments about sexual assault in the military were so disgusting that a candidate who had experienced assault in the service dropped out to endorse Mills rather than risk Platner getting into the senate. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/progressiv...
February 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Where is the second season of supacell?
February 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
The writers of industry don't seem to have had a piece of shit parent die...they should have given me a call...could have saved them some melodrama
February 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Sometimes in life you just gotta do the lords work.😁 @fireshoes.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Elon's a(n) _______ dipshit is evergreen, whatever word you put there that is any field of study human beings do.
American culture of the 1840’s would have been *very fucking surprised* to see the Irish considered as co-founders.

Elon’s an ahistorical dipshit, but its always worth saying some stuff out loud: if you‘re a fellow Irish-American and you aren’t 100% pro-immigrant, you’re a fucking embarassment.
1/3 What Musk is really referring to here is, of course “race” - that construct that served to define the hierarchies of wealth & power structured by modern colonialism. Like other far right racists though, he uses the word “culture” as a seemingly less pernicious synonym.
February 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal.

It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
February 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Florida, Texas, etc....i just can't go to events in those states, I'm sorry...they're run by giant ass hats, their laws are awful, they should not get any tourism money
February 15, 2026 at 5:48 PM
REmember when we all loved curling cause it was this sport we thought about once every 4 years and got really into it (cause deep down everyone thought they could really do it) and it seemed like it was just friends doing stuff...now it's just like any other olympic sport
February 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM
there was a tv show starring john cho and karen gillian doing an eliz doolittle thing and i sewar i'm the only one who watched it
February 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
i feel like just looking at thie picture 'this is not a man capable of dressing himself'
Let’s go blood clot!
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Yes, the Elon post is another dumb banger from the most divorced man in the world; and you don't need to share it.
February 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
what these arena directs for collector boxes demonstrate to me is that wizardss, like deboers, creates an artificial scarcity of collector boxes, which would seem to me to be primarily a tool to help the secondary market continue to gouge the addicts...
February 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
because until now we've all been speaking in code?
We must speak plainly about the agenda Elon Musk & other MAGA leaders are pushing. It’s white nationalism.

There’s no room for Black, Hispanic/Latino, Asian, Native, Jewish or all other Americans in Musk’s monocultural vision.

Multiculturalism is superior. We can’t allow Musk & others to end it.
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
followed up by an era with james harden that went on for x days, which was x days too long
4 years ago this past week the Ben Simmons Era for the Sixers ended a few years too late. Looking at all the trades that didn't happen before James Harden came to Philadelphia and Ben went to Brooklyn
[Weekend Repost]
phillyfrontoffice.com/2026/02/10/f...
February 10, 2022: The Sixers’ Ben Simmons Era Ends with James Harden
Celebrating the long agonizing end of the Ben Simmons era in Philly.
phillyfrontoffice.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
the amount of time people waste looking for logical rational thought in the papers of unserious lunatics on other sites that then invade my timeline is tiresome. we all get it they’re nuts. they make shit up. we are not the targets of their lunacy. their cult is and like all cult they lap it up.
February 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
a couple weeks ago sat down with someone and said i have this deck but it has griselbrand in the 99. others were ok with it cause he was only going to use it one per turn cycle. it was not ok.
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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The damage that Batman Begins did to modern Western cinema is incalculable.

The style of rapid cut action scenes with so much motion you can't see what's happening still plagues us today.
February 15, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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The thing that makes this extra funny to me is that I think the cat is about to say this is all moving too fast…
Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️
February 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Does torpor orb stop saga creature chapters?
February 15, 2026 at 5:02 AM
every one of those people should be fired
How many times, in how many contexts, in how many ways am I going to have to say that this is what "AI" does— what it fundamentally *is*— before it sinks in? That all Bullshit engines do is statistically correlate training data & inputs via their weights to produce outputs you are likely to accept…
February 15, 2026 at 4:48 AM