John Magee
eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social
John Magee
@eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social
I'm not very good at playing magic the gathering, i'm mildly obsessed with Philadelphia sports (sometimes). I'm a Gen Xer who read the book (did you know there's a book?) and a PhD drop out. Neurodivergent, i like to converse, ask me something.
is this glb 1 stuff based on the obesity gene that wa identified a few decades ago?
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 AM
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me trying to say i'm built different: there's something wrong with me
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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I just learned about the BC shooting. A tragedy beyond measure. My heart goes out to the families, the whole town.
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
so aside from speechifying what are you actually gonna do
Donald Trump’s DOJ just tried—and failed—to indict me in front of a grand jury.

We will continue to fight back against their rising tyranny.

Don’t Give Up the Ship.
February 11, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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ICE and CBP haven’t withdrawn from a single fucking U.S. city that they’ve occupied.
February 11, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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rest in power to Marie Ange Blaise, Jean Wilson Brutus & Keith Porter and all the Black people whose names we may never know who ICE has killed
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 AM
once again it’s time to start socially shaming people who still post on substack. pot kettle.
It's time to start socially shaming everyone who places bets on Kalshi and Polymarket.

Gambling should be like cigarettes: legal, but unadvertised and inaccessible.

open.substack.com/pub/davekarp...
We are all going to regret Kalshi and Polymarket.
Gambling should be like cigarettes: Legal but inaccessible.
open.substack.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Like they moved on from every other city, and every other murder.
Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
ICE has killed more than two people - say all their names
ICE has invaded many cities - remember ALL of them
because they will move to another city and the current city will also be forgotten just like all the others seem to have been
ICE is also still in many cities every day committing more evil
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
gonna lose twice to goblin bullshit - under costed overly powerful cards - thanks wizards
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Boggart Curse Crafter not bad for 2 mana huh?
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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It's not anyone's fault, but the "precons are a 2" thing from the original bracket explanation was a HUGE mistake. Almost every pre-con commander printed recently is absolute gas, and almost any change you make to those lists make them a strong 3 if they weren't already there out of the box.
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
jesus went back to my 2-2 deck and totally made so many mistakes it's sad
February 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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This number is too low to be honest. Lyght belongs in the pantheon of bitchy girls with banger one liners.
If 1 person follows me my arbitrary social credit number ticks from 1.3 to 1.4 and I think that'd be a nice treat for me on a Tuesday evening
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
it's hard to secure an indictment when people haven't broken the law - what's a shocker
i say this as eloquently as i can:
eat shit
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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I know the job market is tough out there, but my brother in Christ, just go get a job

www.espn.com/college-foot...
Montana LB Tuliaupupu granted 9th year of eligibility by NCAA
Montana linebacker Solomon Tuliaupupu will return for the 2026 season after being granted a ninth year of eligibility by the NCAA.
www.espn.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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I wasn't sure Mirrorform would be anygood in Standard since it takes so much setup. Oh man, I was wrong. And it was totally worth stealing CRAZY wins from our MTG Arena opponents.

youtu.be/sZgLGUqTkhw
Stealing Wins feels Like Cheating! | MTG Arena Standard Esper Lorwyn Eclipsed
YouTube video by PowrDragn
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 AM
i have always thought if you put me and my two sisters on CNN and just let us go yo'd have a huge hit...
I will probably NEVER start a podcast, unless I HAPPEN to end up living in/near Oxford and then I would consider talking witchy shit with Madeline as I watch her do dangerous things on buildings
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM
it seems fitting that the clippers went from a horrible (yet HIGHLY successful fiscally) owner to a guy with tons of money who can't manage this team out of a garbage bag...if you believe in curses, the clippers are cursed
I know there’s way too much worse stuff going on but the Clippers should get raked over the coals for the cap circumvention just based on what Pablo has put in podcast form alone.
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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If 1 person follows me my arbitrary social credit number ticks from 1.3 to 1.4 and I think that'd be a nice treat for me on a Tuesday evening
February 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
oreo shrinkflation is the worst
February 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
People have been abusing Cheesesteaks for decades, they just need to stop...
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 11, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Yeah, but here's the thing i got 53 years of evidence...
Hey fellow bad brain havers. Reminder that everyone does NOT secretly hate you, they are too busy for that.
February 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
amber made her first misstep with that starbucks commercial
February 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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As a former Harry Potter fan, I can firmly say that I won't touch it in Magic the Gathering or any other game with money. I will go out of my way to not spend money on it.

JK Rowling is a TERF. MtG is supposed to be welcoming to all. HP goes against these standards. Don't do it @magic.wizards.com.
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM