John Magee
@eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social
I'm not very good at playing magic the gathering, i'm mildly obsessed with Philadelphia sports (sometimes). I'm a Gen Xer who read the book (did you know there's a book?) and a PhD drop out. Neurodivergent, i like to converse, ask me something.
I never made it past jv soccer - but I had two goals and they were goals because i crashed the net so got my boddy on the ball when it riocheted...i was mocked for those goals
February 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I never made it past jv soccer - but I had two goals and they were goals because i crashed the net so got my boddy on the ball when it riocheted...i was mocked for those goals
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watching blades of glory for the first time and jenna fischer was really on top of the 2026 mood so far
February 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
watching blades of glory for the first time and jenna fischer was really on top of the 2026 mood so far
that's a lovely flower but damn every time i see that keith haring...
Despite neither of us being Valentine’s Day fans, my partner got me a Lego chrysanthemum :) I got them a game I’ve been playing a lot they seemed really interested in (and that I really want to talk to them about but can’t due to spoilers)
February 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
that's a lovely flower but damn every time i see that keith haring...
Oh hey, Gavin Newsom, while you're sucking up to billionaires, imagine how much good you could do (i mean as much good as a daywalker can do)
"The city’s new social housing tax, levied on lofty pay packages to pay for public housing, was due Jan. 31. The startling news was that it blew the projections out of the water."👏
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Another ‘millionaires tax’ finds Seattle is far richer than anyone knew
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson last week described the city as “filthy rich.” Impolitic as that may be, returns from a new tax on high pay packages show she’s not wrong.
www.seattletimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Oh hey, Gavin Newsom, while you're sucking up to billionaires, imagine how much good you could do (i mean as much good as a daywalker can do)
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Do you ever think jk called it a portkey because she couldn't bring herself to call it a "trans"portkey?
February 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Do you ever think jk called it a portkey because she couldn't bring herself to call it a "trans"portkey?
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The men in your message requests on messenger will buy your content. The guys who were mean in high school but heart react your stuff now will buy your content.
Just in case you wanted some extra cash.
Just in case you wanted some extra cash.
February 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The men in your message requests on messenger will buy your content. The guys who were mean in high school but heart react your stuff now will buy your content.
Just in case you wanted some extra cash.
Just in case you wanted some extra cash.
It's also an excellent book about love
February 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
It's also an excellent book about love
Oh no don henley, you should not have covered Leonard Cohen's Everybody Knows this way, this isn't even a 10th as good as the concrete blonde one.
February 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Oh no don henley, you should not have covered Leonard Cohen's Everybody Knows this way, this isn't even a 10th as good as the concrete blonde one.
There's an MLS joke in here - I just can't figure it out
February 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
There's an MLS joke in here - I just can't figure it out
So when do we get secret lair amber glenn?
This response from Amber Glenn on twitter is now you know she is a magic player at heart. Only a true fan would say "this goes great in my [insert niche commnader deck]"
February 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
So when do we get secret lair amber glenn?
There ain't no perfect world anyway
February 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
There ain't no perfect world anyway
Which CEOs did anything useful?
We don’t need a celebration we need to abolish ICE and get justice for those murdered and for those whose rights have been violated and return our neighbors. Reminder the Roman Colosseum was a propaganda machine that enforced hierarchy and was a distraction from living standards. Stay focused MPLS.
February 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Which CEOs did anything useful?
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DID YOU KNOW
…that it is entirely possible to turn a male duck into a soul singer? All you gotta do is put one in the microwave until his bill withers.
🙃
…that it is entirely possible to turn a male duck into a soul singer? All you gotta do is put one in the microwave until his bill withers.
🙃
May 3, 2024 at 5:59 PM
DID YOU KNOW
…that it is entirely possible to turn a male duck into a soul singer? All you gotta do is put one in the microwave until his bill withers.
🙃
…that it is entirely possible to turn a male duck into a soul singer? All you gotta do is put one in the microwave until his bill withers.
🙃
see now o finished castaways by @craigschaeferbooks.com and i have no more books to read in their sprawling literary universe at the moment but i have more questions than k had before. like have we found a way out of the story? but what’s the likelihood we’d ever get there?
February 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
see now o finished castaways by @craigschaeferbooks.com and i have no more books to read in their sprawling literary universe at the moment but i have more questions than k had before. like have we found a way out of the story? but what’s the likelihood we’d ever get there?
this is objectively correct
Q:What's your favorite baseball team?
A: The Phillies
Q: What's your least favorite baseball team
A: Also the Phillies
A: The Phillies
Q: What's your least favorite baseball team
A: Also the Phillies
February 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
this is objectively correct
i mean, we're up to what, 6, 7 things that would 100% merit impeachment now?
This 100% merits impeachment
"You have to vote for us.”
February 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i mean, we're up to what, 6, 7 things that would 100% merit impeachment now?
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This series is FANTASTIC! You should go read them.
in case you didn't know, I also write books
Infomocracy: Book One of the Centenal Cycle
Book One of the Centenal Cycle
bookshop.org
February 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
This series is FANTASTIC! You should go read them.
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Happy Valentine’s Day! 🩷 Remember to love yourself and spend time doing things that fuel you! What’s something you love about yourself? Something I love about myself is that I can find something positive in every situation!
February 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day! 🩷 Remember to love yourself and spend time doing things that fuel you! What’s something you love about yourself? Something I love about myself is that I can find something positive in every situation!
this is how the world ends?
“When his homegrown remote control app started talking to DJI’s servers, it wasn’t just one vacuum cleaner that replied. Roughly 7,000 of them, all around the world, began treating Azdoufal like their boss.”
The DJI Romo robovac had security so poor, this man remotely accessed thousands of them
DJI may have fixed it now.
www.theverge.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
this is how the world ends?
so the creamy pint thing is going to be a thing for how long?
February 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
so the creamy pint thing is going to be a thing for how long?
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my kid just mispronounced Tamiflu as “Tampa Flu” and now I have a new euphemism for VD
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
my kid just mispronounced Tamiflu as “Tampa Flu” and now I have a new euphemism for VD
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Dealing with hate shouldn’t, in fact, “come with the territory.”
If more of you had been popped in the mouth we wouldn’t be here
If more of you had been popped in the mouth we wouldn’t be here
February 14, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Dealing with hate shouldn’t, in fact, “come with the territory.”
If more of you had been popped in the mouth we wouldn’t be here
If more of you had been popped in the mouth we wouldn’t be here
It's still wild to me that I am older than the deparetment of education...and even still the republicans have been trying to destroy it from the day it started
February 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM
It's still wild to me that I am older than the deparetment of education...and even still the republicans have been trying to destroy it from the day it started
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What's that saying? "I'm here to eat ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all outta bubblegum." It's something like that I'm pretty sure
February 14, 2026 at 2:20 PM
What's that saying? "I'm here to eat ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all outta bubblegum." It's something like that I'm pretty sure
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I'm worried that what happened when the old Commander RC banned Dockside, Crypt and Lotus taught us the wrong lesson: that lesson being that if a card is expensive and popular, it can't be banned. And I'm afraid that reaching this conclusion just empowers the people who sent death threats to the RC.
February 14, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I'm worried that what happened when the old Commander RC banned Dockside, Crypt and Lotus taught us the wrong lesson: that lesson being that if a card is expensive and popular, it can't be banned. And I'm afraid that reaching this conclusion just empowers the people who sent death threats to the RC.