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John Magee

@eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social

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I'm not very good at playing magic the gathering, i'm mildly obsessed with Philadelphia sports (sometimes). I'm a Gen Xer who read the book (did you know there's a book?) and a PhD drop out. Neurodivergent, i like to converse, ask me something.

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John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 1m

I believe your screen name is a good explanation

John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 2m

the defense wants in on this ineptness

Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 3m

Eagles second half drives

3 plays, 4 yards, punt
4 plays, 8 yards, punt
3 plays, 8 yards, punt

The offense is just so hopelessly inept at times.

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Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · 3m

Hurts, with hours to throw, nobody open, and no room to run. W/ 3 *wonderful* skill position players.

Patullo is a bum.

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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 4m

The Eagles can't run the ball and can't throw against zone and can't defend anyone but other than that, they're doing great

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John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 4m

I mean we can let the sixers play - they're going to suck anyway

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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 31m

If you’ve been injured by Philadelphia Sports on October 9th, 2025, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 4m

Gotta start doing the deferred payment thing

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John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 5m

Well that was a game pivoting series and the eagles failed miserably

John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 5m

We need to talk about kevin...

John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 7m

not sure what the hell they are doing

John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 9m

oh come on how was that NOT a facemask?

John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 9m

Bad

John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 13m

WHen we found out we were pregnant
YOU were not pregnant man...

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It's Britt @th3mav3rick.bsky.social · 16m

This is more like the start of a collapse than the start of a run

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John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 16m

the eagles secondary is just atrocious

John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 19m

Isn't it nice of the eagles to give jackson dart such a great prime time debut?

John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 19m

Oh dejean is hurt too - they ran into each other

John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 19m

two eagles run into each other and bonk knees - that's so good

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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 23m

A meme where baby Gamora asks Thanos whether the Eagles won Super Bowl LIX, he replies yes, she asks "What did it cost?" and he says "everything"

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John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 23m

Sadly, no, neither are the eagtles it seems

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John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 24m

Game over...i'm out

John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 25m

do we run crossing patterns that other teams seem to do so well with?

John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 28m

They call him scat?
Eewwwwwww

John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 28m

can i introduce you to my new addiction - it's called magic the gathering - it can take up ALL your free time if you want it to

John Magee @eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social · 29m

just more of the same...thinking that second half against denver was foreshadowing