Mags
@fandumb.bsky.social
@fandumbitch on twitter, finally got the handle I actually wanted lmao
Mostly Kylux, occasionally 🔞
Supposedly a fandom account but I do love to cross the streams
Mostly Kylux, occasionally 🔞
Supposedly a fandom account but I do love to cross the streams
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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rip to one of the goats of all time. see you in valhalla brother
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
rip to one of the goats of all time. see you in valhalla brother
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mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked
rip homniegh see u on the other side
rip homniegh see u on the other side
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked
rip homniegh see u on the other side
rip homniegh see u on the other side
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
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So many classics of the form, RIP to a legend
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So many classics of the form, RIP to a legend
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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truly one of the geniuses of posting
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
truly one of the geniuses of posting
It’s possible I may not have properly conceptualized what a 33oz can of cheese would look like
December 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It’s possible I may not have properly conceptualized what a 33oz can of cheese would look like
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when people vaguely reference celebrating when “it” happens they mean the release of the new jamiroquai album
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
when people vaguely reference celebrating when “it” happens they mean the release of the new jamiroquai album
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
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Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
I’m in Ireland and I need to know what’s up with these people and mashed peas. Stop doing that to your vegetables
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’m in Ireland and I need to know what’s up with these people and mashed peas. Stop doing that to your vegetables
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The democrats need to pivot all their energy into running hot candidates with nice smiles
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The democrats need to pivot all their energy into running hot candidates with nice smiles
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Rude of stores to play Christmas music today, in the heart of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald Season
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Rude of stores to play Christmas music today, in the heart of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald Season
Whoever has the aux cord at the climbing gym today needs to have their ass kicked
October 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Whoever has the aux cord at the climbing gym today needs to have their ass kicked
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everthing kind of feels like dumber 2005 right now, politics wise. this freeper shit, real bad pop country music, terrible jeans
Muslims comprise about 1.3% of the US population. If they can indeed make this an issue that can shift millions of votes, then the American electorate (and the opposition to MAGA) is a lost cause.
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
everthing kind of feels like dumber 2005 right now, politics wise. this freeper shit, real bad pop country music, terrible jeans
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Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
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white house has joined bluesky
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I can’t believe I have to say goodbye to this PERFECT ANGEL tomorrow. The one time in my life a cat follows me home is the one time I can’t have one more cat. Rude and unfair
October 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I can’t believe I have to say goodbye to this PERFECT ANGEL tomorrow. The one time in my life a cat follows me home is the one time I can’t have one more cat. Rude and unfair