Guy Incognito
@fauxids.bsky.social
A fleshy container that holds fluids. The friendly toot giver. Not on the Epstein list.
he/him
Chesco, PA
he/him
Chesco, PA
Pinned
ever finish your coffee and think to yourself, "that was so good, nothing is going to top that today, we're done here?"
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I'm gonna say this as gently as possible. Would you ask people the age of Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi to plan a party for you, then run to the grocery store for you and pick up a few mixers and a case of beer? Probably not, because they're very old. Anyway, they're in charge of defeating fascism.
August 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I'm gonna say this as gently as possible. Would you ask people the age of Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi to plan a party for you, then run to the grocery store for you and pick up a few mixers and a case of beer? Probably not, because they're very old. Anyway, they're in charge of defeating fascism.
Democratic voters showed up in record numbers to crush the GOP and Schumer and his spineless cronies cave in less than a week.
They should be run out of town.
They should be run out of town.
Leader of the Vichy Democrats. Don’t forget.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Democratic voters showed up in record numbers to crush the GOP and Schumer and his spineless cronies cave in less than a week.
They should be run out of town.
They should be run out of town.
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if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"
Leader of the Vichy Democrats. Don’t forget.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Leader of the Vichy Democrats. Don’t forget.
There is no reason for the concerns of billionaires to receive more consideration than anyone else. There’s actually less reason! They have no material needs!!!
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
There is no reason for the concerns of billionaires to receive more consideration than anyone else. There’s actually less reason! They have no material needs!!!
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Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets
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Its okay to be excited about something good happening
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Its okay to be excited about something good happening
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they're treating a Nazi takeover of the federal government as no big deal and the possible election of Zohran Mamdani as the end times. it's a remarkable job of failing to meet the moment, and the most revealing sign yet they don't want to do anything at all except cling to party power.
the anti-Mamdani crashout among status quo Dems (amidst a federal fascist usurpation no less) might well be the final harbinger of "whig irrelevance collapse" i've been expecting all these years
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
they're treating a Nazi takeover of the federal government as no big deal and the possible election of Zohran Mamdani as the end times. it's a remarkable job of failing to meet the moment, and the most revealing sign yet they don't want to do anything at all except cling to party power.
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I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
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CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
Someone who wants to become the "speaker" of the house should be less incoherent.
Hakeem Jeffries says Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic Party.
November 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Someone who wants to become the "speaker" of the house should be less incoherent.
lmao wtf is happening
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
lmao wtf is happening
Boy I'd hate to see Trump go after Merrick Garland politically!
Anyway I'm so glad that, out of an abundance of respect for norms and afraid to appear partisan, Merrick Garland paused investigations into Trump before the 2022 midterms. Would hate to see what would happen if we lost our norms and saw government used as a partisan weapon instead!
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Boy I'd hate to see Trump go after Merrick Garland politically!
Hillary Clinton had slaves.
October 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hillary Clinton had slaves.
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What I like best about this is that for the longest time only the incredibly online niche left could even tell you who any of these incredibly important people even were. Nevertheless, we're still wrong about anything and, in fact, stupid idiots who ought to leave politics to the grown ups.
Luckily we live in a democracy so if we don’t like our government collaborating with hilariously evil crackpot squillionaires, we can vote them out 👍
October 31, 2025 at 9:41 AM
What I like best about this is that for the longest time only the incredibly online niche left could even tell you who any of these incredibly important people even were. Nevertheless, we're still wrong about anything and, in fact, stupid idiots who ought to leave politics to the grown ups.
when you stop to think about - if you owe your entire livelihood to promoting hatred of other people, having an affair with a recently widowed woman or a married man is a pretty trivial transgression!
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
when you stop to think about - if you owe your entire livelihood to promoting hatred of other people, having an affair with a recently widowed woman or a married man is a pretty trivial transgression!
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Hi, I'm a freelance Democratic party strategist in your mentions. After we protect trans rights by banning them from sports, we should move on to protecting abortion rights by restricting bodily autonomy. Next, we'll reign in ICE by getting tough on the border.
October 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hi, I'm a freelance Democratic party strategist in your mentions. After we protect trans rights by banning them from sports, we should move on to protecting abortion rights by restricting bodily autonomy. Next, we'll reign in ICE by getting tough on the border.
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Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run