Fred Paffhausen
@fdpaff.bsky.social
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this is the wildest hit I have ever seen he full-on headbutted him in the dick
the Rams got a potentially game-saving tackle by
a) spearing D'Andre Swift in the crotch, then
b) flattening him on frozen turf
a) spearing D'Andre Swift in the crotch, then
b) flattening him on frozen turf
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 AM
this is the wildest hit I have ever seen he full-on headbutted him in the dick
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Putin is 73. Trump is 79. Xi is 72.
I worry about the kind of world these elderly men are leaving our children and Keith Richards.
I worry about the kind of world these elderly men are leaving our children and Keith Richards.
January 18, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Putin is 73. Trump is 79. Xi is 72.
I worry about the kind of world these elderly men are leaving our children and Keith Richards.
I worry about the kind of world these elderly men are leaving our children and Keith Richards.
Oh good. So it’s not just my toddler
“you should put socks on that baby!”
I did. So many times.
I did. So many times.
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Oh good. So it’s not just my toddler
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"What I remember most about his dad is that he had a pet monkey he used to bring to the locker room on a lot of occasions" is a WILD story to just drop and leave.
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"What I remember most about his dad is that he had a pet monkey he used to bring to the locker room on a lot of occasions" is a WILD story to just drop and leave.
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I have now reached the "all my rough paper has been written on on both sides and around the edges and looks like the confession letter of a guy who thinks aliens are talking to him through a stuffed weasel and that's why he had to eat his neighbour's dog" stage of writing this book.
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I have now reached the "all my rough paper has been written on on both sides and around the edges and looks like the confession letter of a guy who thinks aliens are talking to him through a stuffed weasel and that's why he had to eat his neighbour's dog" stage of writing this book.
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
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Kahless tells us that even if you are confident that you can do anything, know that you can't do everything. Choose your battles wisely, concentrate on what matters most, and whatever you make of life, make it count.
October 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Kahless tells us that even if you are confident that you can do anything, know that you can't do everything. Choose your battles wisely, concentrate on what matters most, and whatever you make of life, make it count.
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
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Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings
September 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings
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The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
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for real, at least a solid margin of AI devotees are people who just started a new life under a new name in the 19th century
Used to be a fella could just skip town, start a new life
August 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
for real, at least a solid margin of AI devotees are people who just started a new life under a new name in the 19th century
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If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country
July 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country
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St. Peter: How'd you die?
Me: Buried under an avalanche of unused journals.
St. Peter *whispers*: Did you have some with the tiny grids?
Me *whispers back*: Of course I had the tiny grids.
St. Peter: C'mon in.
Me: Buried under an avalanche of unused journals.
St. Peter *whispers*: Did you have some with the tiny grids?
Me *whispers back*: Of course I had the tiny grids.
St. Peter: C'mon in.
June 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
St. Peter: How'd you die?
Me: Buried under an avalanche of unused journals.
St. Peter *whispers*: Did you have some with the tiny grids?
Me *whispers back*: Of course I had the tiny grids.
St. Peter: C'mon in.
Me: Buried under an avalanche of unused journals.
St. Peter *whispers*: Did you have some with the tiny grids?
Me *whispers back*: Of course I had the tiny grids.
St. Peter: C'mon in.
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As the hymn teaches us: This is the day that the Lord has made. We will rejoice and be glad in it.
June 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
As the hymn teaches us: This is the day that the Lord has made. We will rejoice and be glad in it.
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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bisexuals don't currently have an agenda but when we figure out how to sit in chairs properly THEN we will work on an agenda and then it's over for you guys
June 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
bisexuals don't currently have an agenda but when we figure out how to sit in chairs properly THEN we will work on an agenda and then it's over for you guys
Bluesky has never felt more like the Twitter of old. Idiots are arguing with @joedisano.bsky.social for a hot take, conveniently skipping over the truth in Joe’s post for ad hominem insults of the caliber one associated with second grade
May 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Bluesky has never felt more like the Twitter of old. Idiots are arguing with @joedisano.bsky.social for a hot take, conveniently skipping over the truth in Joe’s post for ad hominem insults of the caliber one associated with second grade
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And now -- drum roll, please -- we get to everyone's favorite villain, the architect of everything that's wrong with the US today, the man whose administration is the inflection point of every single graph charting any measure of like ANYTHING over time: RONALD FUCKING REAGAN.
May 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
And now -- drum roll, please -- we get to everyone's favorite villain, the architect of everything that's wrong with the US today, the man whose administration is the inflection point of every single graph charting any measure of like ANYTHING over time: RONALD FUCKING REAGAN.
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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The adult converts are furious, never listen to adult converts
May 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The adult converts are furious, never listen to adult converts
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
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Guys I gotta be real, ever since taking over The Onion, I've been confounded by how much we still cover The Pope in 2025. It turns out it's because he worked in the Chicago office from 1994-1999. He wrote the headline "Area Man Dead of Fries."
May 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Guys I gotta be real, ever since taking over The Onion, I've been confounded by how much we still cover The Pope in 2025. It turns out it's because he worked in the Chicago office from 1994-1999. He wrote the headline "Area Man Dead of Fries."
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
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A very happy Ed Balls day to everyone who celebrates!
April 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
A very happy Ed Balls day to everyone who celebrates!