Crunk Starfist
@feeblecursedone.bsky.social
My engine is big, my engine is grand
My engine can take me to many a land
My engine can take me to many a land
Pinned
I'm not even sure he's a top 100 wrestler named Bill or Billy
Billy Gunn has never been one of the world's 200 best wrestlers, no.
sorry. there have always been a lot of wrestlers in the world. like, a lot. PWI names 500 of them every year and that list is pretty much just limited to dudes, even.
sorry. there have always been a lot of wrestlers in the world. like, a lot. PWI names 500 of them every year and that list is pretty much just limited to dudes, even.
January 29, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I'm not even sure he's a top 100 wrestler named Bill or Billy
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I love woodpeckers so much. smacking their head against every hard surface within sight for the love of the game. unbelievable birds
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I love woodpeckers so much. smacking their head against every hard surface within sight for the love of the game. unbelievable birds
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Feggin Oysters
United States, Census, 1910
United States, Census, 1910
January 29, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Feggin Oysters
United States, Census, 1910
United States, Census, 1910
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New polling shows Canadians rapidly warming to China, while many say Carney's trip to China was a rousing success
Available for free at 7AM ET Here: canadianpolling.substack.com/p/canadians-...
Available for free at 7AM ET Here: canadianpolling.substack.com/p/canadians-...
Canadians Hostility Towards Beijing Melts Away
Polling shows hostility toward China plunging as a strong majority say the Prime Minister’s trip was the right move
canadianpolling.substack.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:06 AM
New polling shows Canadians rapidly warming to China, while many say Carney's trip to China was a rousing success
Available for free at 7AM ET Here: canadianpolling.substack.com/p/canadians-...
Available for free at 7AM ET Here: canadianpolling.substack.com/p/canadians-...
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Ancient people celebrated the darkest, shortest day of the year and so should you because fuck being awake.
Please enjoy arbys.
Please enjoy arbys.
December 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Ancient people celebrated the darkest, shortest day of the year and so should you because fuck being awake.
Please enjoy arbys.
Please enjoy arbys.
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They really have no fucking idea what is coming. No fucking idea.
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 AM
They really have no fucking idea what is coming. No fucking idea.
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Imagine being a 400th generation rat, thinking you are the apex predator, and then along comes fuzzy Godzilla.
sfstandard.com/2026/01/27/c...
sfstandard.com/2026/01/27/c...
Wily coyote who swam to Alcatraz gets ‘much fatter’ on prison island diet
Officials are monitoring if the canine is preying on the island’s seabirds.
sfstandard.com
January 28, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Imagine being a 400th generation rat, thinking you are the apex predator, and then along comes fuzzy Godzilla.
sfstandard.com/2026/01/27/c...
sfstandard.com/2026/01/27/c...
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More than 100 Gazans have been accepted to Canadian universities.
Canada isn’t letting them in.
pressprogress.ca/gazans-accep...
Canada isn’t letting them in.
pressprogress.ca/gazans-accep...
More Than 100 Gazans Have Been Accepted to Canadian Universities. Canada Isn’t Letting Them In.
See a map of the graduate programs they're planning to attend, if the government finally processes their visas
pressprogress.ca
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
More than 100 Gazans have been accepted to Canadian universities.
Canada isn’t letting them in.
pressprogress.ca/gazans-accep...
Canada isn’t letting them in.
pressprogress.ca/gazans-accep...
lol I remember when I was young enough to find the idea of a megacorp charging people for clean air on Mars in Total Recall to be ludicrous science fiction. Could be happening in Alberta by 2100.
January 28, 2026 at 4:46 AM
lol I remember when I was young enough to find the idea of a megacorp charging people for clean air on Mars in Total Recall to be ludicrous science fiction. Could be happening in Alberta by 2100.
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Talking to a new Gen Z friend
January 28, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Talking to a new Gen Z friend
I was gonna ask what's keeping his hat on but then I realized this thing probably has the same top speed as a John Deere riding mower
January 28, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I was gonna ask what's keeping his hat on but then I realized this thing probably has the same top speed as a John Deere riding mower
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...I know I said this already, but, to the blue no matter who types, the fact that your heroes are cowards is your problem, so quit trying to make it ours.
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 28, 2026 at 12:28 AM
...I know I said this already, but, to the blue no matter who types, the fact that your heroes are cowards is your problem, so quit trying to make it ours.
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Ah damn guess they hadn't gotten to the "do not violate other countries' sovereignty and cause an international incident" training module yet
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Ah damn guess they hadn't gotten to the "do not violate other countries' sovereignty and cause an international incident" training module yet
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'Removing the United States as co-host of the 2026 World Cup would hurt for pretty much everyone. It would be eminently sad. And it would be entirely justified.' By @anabnos.com
Removing US as World Cup host would be eminently sad – and entirely justified | Alexander Abnos
A country where safety is under threat from federal violence on the streets is not fit to stage soccer’s showpiece event
www.theguardian.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:02 AM
'Removing the United States as co-host of the 2026 World Cup would hurt for pretty much everyone. It would be eminently sad. And it would be entirely justified.' By @anabnos.com
Goebels and his wife murdered their six children shortly before committing suicide
From the Editorial Board: You don’t need to share the Vances’ political views to be happy for them.
Editorial: A baby at 1 Observatory Circle
A new life is a reason for hope, a moment that invites optimism about the future. We wish Usha and the Vance family well.
trib.al
January 27, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Goebels and his wife murdered their six children shortly before committing suicide
Cool now put him in prison
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Cool now put him in prison
Who could have predicted that doubling down on a loud, arrogant, often wrong, weasel wouldn't be popular outside of the US?
A look at all the recent polling will be up on the Substack tomorrow
Don't want to miss it ;)
canadianpolling.substack.com
Don't want to miss it ;)
canadianpolling.substack.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Who could have predicted that doubling down on a loud, arrogant, often wrong, weasel wouldn't be popular outside of the US?
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Uncle Sweetshare is coming near, to spread his candy and his cheer!
January 26, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Uncle Sweetshare is coming near, to spread his candy and his cheer!
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Every time I remember the 28th Virginia Battle flag I feel compelled to remind non-Minnesotans about it.
Captured by MN troops at Gettysburg. Virginia has asked for it back MANY times, and all governors (of all parties) have refused and told them to fuck off.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
Captured by MN troops at Gettysburg. Virginia has asked for it back MANY times, and all governors (of all parties) have refused and told them to fuck off.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
January 26, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Every time I remember the 28th Virginia Battle flag I feel compelled to remind non-Minnesotans about it.
Captured by MN troops at Gettysburg. Virginia has asked for it back MANY times, and all governors (of all parties) have refused and told them to fuck off.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
Captured by MN troops at Gettysburg. Virginia has asked for it back MANY times, and all governors (of all parties) have refused and told them to fuck off.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...