Crunk Starfist
@feeblecursedone.bsky.social
My engine is big, my engine is grand
My engine can take me to many a land
My engine can take me to many a land
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They really have no fucking idea what is coming. No fucking idea.
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 AM
They really have no fucking idea what is coming. No fucking idea.
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Imagine being a 400th generation rat, thinking you are the apex predator, and then along comes fuzzy Godzilla.
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Wily coyote who swam to Alcatraz gets ‘much fatter’ on prison island diet
Officials are monitoring if the canine is preying on the island’s seabirds.
sfstandard.com
January 28, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Imagine being a 400th generation rat, thinking you are the apex predator, and then along comes fuzzy Godzilla.
sfstandard.com/2026/01/27/c...
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More than 100 Gazans have been accepted to Canadian universities.
Canada isn’t letting them in.
pressprogress.ca/gazans-accep...
Canada isn’t letting them in.
pressprogress.ca/gazans-accep...
More Than 100 Gazans Have Been Accepted to Canadian Universities. Canada Isn’t Letting Them In.
See a map of the graduate programs they're planning to attend, if the government finally processes their visas
pressprogress.ca
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
More than 100 Gazans have been accepted to Canadian universities.
Canada isn’t letting them in.
pressprogress.ca/gazans-accep...
Canada isn’t letting them in.
pressprogress.ca/gazans-accep...
lol I remember when I was young enough to find the idea of a megacorp charging people for clean air on Mars in Total Recall to be ludicrous science fiction. Could be happening in Alberta by 2100.
January 28, 2026 at 4:46 AM
lol I remember when I was young enough to find the idea of a megacorp charging people for clean air on Mars in Total Recall to be ludicrous science fiction. Could be happening in Alberta by 2100.
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Talking to a new Gen Z friend
January 28, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Talking to a new Gen Z friend
I was gonna ask what's keeping his hat on but then I realized this thing probably has the same top speed as a John Deere riding mower
January 28, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I was gonna ask what's keeping his hat on but then I realized this thing probably has the same top speed as a John Deere riding mower
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...I know I said this already, but, to the blue no matter who types, the fact that your heroes are cowards is your problem, so quit trying to make it ours.
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 28, 2026 at 12:28 AM
...I know I said this already, but, to the blue no matter who types, the fact that your heroes are cowards is your problem, so quit trying to make it ours.
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Ah damn guess they hadn't gotten to the "do not violate other countries' sovereignty and cause an international incident" training module yet
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Ah damn guess they hadn't gotten to the "do not violate other countries' sovereignty and cause an international incident" training module yet
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'Removing the United States as co-host of the 2026 World Cup would hurt for pretty much everyone. It would be eminently sad. And it would be entirely justified.' By @anabnos.com
Removing US as World Cup host would be eminently sad – and entirely justified | Alexander Abnos
A country where safety is under threat from federal violence on the streets is not fit to stage soccer’s showpiece event
www.theguardian.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:02 AM
'Removing the United States as co-host of the 2026 World Cup would hurt for pretty much everyone. It would be eminently sad. And it would be entirely justified.' By @anabnos.com
Goebels and his wife murdered their six children shortly before committing suicide
From the Editorial Board: You don’t need to share the Vances’ political views to be happy for them.
Editorial: A baby at 1 Observatory Circle
A new life is a reason for hope, a moment that invites optimism about the future. We wish Usha and the Vance family well.
trib.al
January 27, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Goebels and his wife murdered their six children shortly before committing suicide
Cool now put him in prison
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Cool now put him in prison
Who could have predicted that doubling down on a loud, arrogant, often wrong, weasel wouldn't be popular outside of the US?
A look at all the recent polling will be up on the Substack tomorrow
Don't want to miss it ;)
canadianpolling.substack.com
Don't want to miss it ;)
canadianpolling.substack.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Who could have predicted that doubling down on a loud, arrogant, often wrong, weasel wouldn't be popular outside of the US?
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Uncle Sweetshare is coming near, to spread his candy and his cheer!
January 26, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Uncle Sweetshare is coming near, to spread his candy and his cheer!
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Every time I remember the 28th Virginia Battle flag I feel compelled to remind non-Minnesotans about it.
Captured by MN troops at Gettysburg. Virginia has asked for it back MANY times, and all governors (of all parties) have refused and told them to fuck off.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
Captured by MN troops at Gettysburg. Virginia has asked for it back MANY times, and all governors (of all parties) have refused and told them to fuck off.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
January 26, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Every time I remember the 28th Virginia Battle flag I feel compelled to remind non-Minnesotans about it.
Captured by MN troops at Gettysburg. Virginia has asked for it back MANY times, and all governors (of all parties) have refused and told them to fuck off.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
Captured by MN troops at Gettysburg. Virginia has asked for it back MANY times, and all governors (of all parties) have refused and told them to fuck off.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
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The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
Graphic design is my passion
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Graphic design is my passion
Aonishiki is something else, man. Pressure ain't nothing to him.
January 25, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Aonishiki is something else, man. Pressure ain't nothing to him.
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As we grieve for Alex Pretti and Renee Good in MN, please do not forget Victor Manuel Diaz, who died in ICE custody after being taken from here. And all others who have died in their custody.
36-year-old Nicaraguan national Victor Manuel Diaz died in ICE custody on Jan. 14 at Camp East Montana in El Paso.
The Texas Nicaraguan Community on FB reports that his mom last heard from him on Jan. 6, when he told her he was planning to go to Minneapolis to start work in a restaurant. 1/3
The Texas Nicaraguan Community on FB reports that his mom last heard from him on Jan. 6, when he told her he was planning to go to Minneapolis to start work in a restaurant. 1/3
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 AM
As we grieve for Alex Pretti and Renee Good in MN, please do not forget Victor Manuel Diaz, who died in ICE custody after being taken from here. And all others who have died in their custody.