That bloke that died falling off a ladder putting up flags seems like a smashing chap.
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
That bloke that died falling off a ladder putting up flags seems like a smashing chap.
There's so much Dad Joke shit in the early days of 40k, it's great.
The Land Raider, a tank that raids across land, is called that because it was invented by Mr Land
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
There's so much Dad Joke shit in the early days of 40k, it's great.
Ladbrokes ads on podcasts and the radio - fuck off with that "we're going to sing the terms and conditions and the stuff about gambling addiction".
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Ladbrokes ads on podcasts and the radio - fuck off with that "we're going to sing the terms and conditions and the stuff about gambling addiction".
Donkey sanctuary overload
Piss control failure
Autoglass repair, but...
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Donkey sanctuary overload
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Bone juice
Bone juice
Slurried bone juice
Simple water ingress
Through the coffin like a sluice
Bone juice
Slurried bone juice
Simple water ingress
Through the coffin like a sluice
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Bone juice
Bone juice
Slurried bone juice
Simple water ingress
Through the coffin like a sluice
Bone juice
Slurried bone juice
Simple water ingress
Through the coffin like a sluice
A bloke working in a Cologne airport restaraunt said I looked like Lester from GTA V if you want to know how everything's going.
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
A bloke working in a Cologne airport restaraunt said I looked like Lester from GTA V if you want to know how everything's going.
In Germany. Suddenly the only German I can remember is dreißig Prozent
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
In Germany. Suddenly the only German I can remember is dreißig Prozent
I didn't know this was a way you could handle things. I'm going to tell my boss I'm conducting a review into "me being given stuff to do" in order to tackle the rising demand for my services.
Considering Streeting's well stated belief autism, ADHD etc, along with mental health issues, are "overdiagnosed", I won't hold my breath for this doing anything other than being used to cut support, along with opportunities for diagnosis, for people who need it. #r4today
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Streeting orders review into mental health and ADHD diagnosis
The health secretary said the aim was to tackle a rising demand for services and the increased pressure on the NHS.
www.bbc.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I didn't know this was a way you could handle things. I'm going to tell my boss I'm conducting a review into "me being given stuff to do" in order to tackle the rising demand for my services.
Oh man, Vortex is really good, Brawn and Blast Off look great, why would you fuck up the combined mode like this? It's so dumb!
Commander Onslaught looks friggin dumb and that's the lamest Bruticus I've seen yet. I can pretty conclusively say these combiners are Not For Me
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Oh man, Vortex is really good, Brawn and Blast Off look great, why would you fuck up the combined mode like this? It's so dumb!
Apropos of nothing, every time I've seen Tom Stoppard's name over the last week I've been hearing it in Stewart Lee's voice, pronouncing it Tom Sto-PARd. And I can't even remember what that's from.
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Apropos of nothing, every time I've seen Tom Stoppard's name over the last week I've been hearing it in Stewart Lee's voice, pronouncing it Tom Sto-PARd. And I can't even remember what that's from.
The Guardian has done a "is die hard a christmas movie" piece so we know that conversation is completely and utterly dead now.
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The Guardian has done a "is die hard a christmas movie" piece so we know that conversation is completely and utterly dead now.
Love how train travel these days means listening to 90 seconds of exactly what tickets they WONT accept on the train. It's like walking into a shop and having someone yell "WE DON'T TAKE MASTERCARD" the second you're through the door.
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Love how train travel these days means listening to 90 seconds of exactly what tickets they WONT accept on the train. It's like walking into a shop and having someone yell "WE DON'T TAKE MASTERCARD" the second you're through the door.
On the upside maybe the new tax will make bigger homes less appealing and depress the price below the thresholds so the owners won't have to pay it. Then everyone would win!
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
On the upside maybe the new tax will make bigger homes less appealing and depress the price below the thresholds so the owners won't have to pay it. Then everyone would win!
X files update - Season 4 starts with the end of a two parter and then we're straight on to "Home". One I have distinct memories of someone taping off Sky for me and going "Ewwww" at. It is indeed very grim but there's still some genuinely funny bits in here that I wasn't expecting.
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
X files update - Season 4 starts with the end of a two parter and then we're straight on to "Home". One I have distinct memories of someone taping off Sky for me and going "Ewwww" at. It is indeed very grim but there's still some genuinely funny bits in here that I wasn't expecting.
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Just seen an AI generated ad.for fucking POTATOES with an AI Andy Murray. Shitty garbage, I hate it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Just seen an AI generated ad.for fucking POTATOES with an AI Andy Murray. Shitty garbage, I hate it.
More X-Files rewatch updates - as good as the core duo is, it's the recurring cast members that make this thing shine. It's easy to forget just how much of an utter BASTARD the Cigarette Smoking Man is, or how Skinner delivers every line through clenched teeth like he's an inch away from murder.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
More X-Files rewatch updates - as good as the core duo is, it's the recurring cast members that make this thing shine. It's easy to forget just how much of an utter BASTARD the Cigarette Smoking Man is, or how Skinner delivers every line through clenched teeth like he's an inch away from murder.
Just had a clip of Neighbours thrown at me on Facebook and it looks a lot like they're going to end it by having a freeway built through Ramsay Street. Amazing.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just had a clip of Neighbours thrown at me on Facebook and it looks a lot like they're going to end it by having a freeway built through Ramsay Street. Amazing.
It's not as much dopamine as "a bit boat is stuck in the big canal" but it's good enough.
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
It's not as much dopamine as "a bit boat is stuck in the big canal" but it's good enough.
It is never a bad time to remind the world that Girls Aloud's "Biology" is both amazing AND a bafflingly constructed thing. What structure is this thing? Are there two choruses nested in each other? Feels like it ought to be a mess but it absolutely is not.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
It is never a bad time to remind the world that Girls Aloud's "Biology" is both amazing AND a bafflingly constructed thing. What structure is this thing? Are there two choruses nested in each other? Feels like it ought to be a mess but it absolutely is not.
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AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
🎵
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
It's not even an original game, it's just Apples to Apples but someone's written "cancer" and "anus" on half the cards.
"Oh you hate Cards Against Humanity? Well it's not exactly for the EASILY OFFENDED" oh really coz when it comes out at a party and I go "I ain't playing that witless shit" OOOO THE OFFENCE! Calm down, dickheads, YOU didn't come up with anything in the game.
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It's not even an original game, it's just Apples to Apples but someone's written "cancer" and "anus" on half the cards.
X Files continues - Jose Chung's From Outer Space is clever and funny, taking the show's premise and managing to both point and laugh at it AND give one of the show's more sinister alien abduction stories, overlapping and bleeding into each other. Also Jesse Ventura is there.
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
X Files continues - Jose Chung's From Outer Space is clever and funny, taking the show's premise and managing to both point and laugh at it AND give one of the show's more sinister alien abduction stories, overlapping and bleeding into each other. Also Jesse Ventura is there.
I lost both my parents a few years ago, so I have some experience with inheritance tax. I didn't have to pay any inheritance tax (because the threshold is really very high), but if I *did* then I would have still had a bunch of money I didn't do any work to get, just less.
I don't think this was actually deliberately published as ragebait, but the entitlement contained within is remarkable and a classic example of the sort of sentiment governments sometimes just have to face down inews.co.uk/inews-lifest...?
We were hit with a £148k inheritance tax bill when mum died at 97 - it's disgusting
Jill Lemon has labelled inheritance tax as 'cruel', 'horrible' and 'unfair'
inews.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I lost both my parents a few years ago, so I have some experience with inheritance tax. I didn't have to pay any inheritance tax (because the threshold is really very high), but if I *did* then I would have still had a bunch of money I didn't do any work to get, just less.
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NEW! #FirstLastAnything Episode 34: As a big fan of the album Pearlies by Emma Anderson (@emmaandersonmusic.bsky.social), I was delighted that Emma joined me on my music textcast to discuss it, her career in Lush and Sing-Sing, and some favourite recordings. firstlastanything.co.uk/2025/11/23/f...
FLA 34: Emma Anderson (23/11/2025)
As a first-year university student, one of the first songs of the 1990s I cherished was ‘De-Luxe’ by the London-based quartet Lush, who were signed to the independent record label 4AD. I was in the…
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November 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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