Ryan Carroll
@fizzicks4lyfe.bsky.social
Physics Educator. Most posts will be college football, general humor, or leftist stuff. Former High Energy Physicist.
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
The time for raising money is over. The time for action is now.
Get out of the way of people doing actual good.
Get out of the way of people doing actual good.
I work with state parties every single day. There are only a handful of national leaders who actually raise real money for the year organizing state parties do--Ken Martin (dnc chair), Simon Rosenberg (Hopium), Sen. Warren and Actblue. Come for Simon and you come for all of us.
I'm not interested in arguing with the good people of Minnesota, on the front lines, doing the hard work of protecting our democracy. I've worked hard to bring your bravery and courage to the world in recent weeks on Hopium.
But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
The time for raising money is over. The time for action is now.
Get out of the way of people doing actual good.
Get out of the way of people doing actual good.
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
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Here is what I learned in 2020 Minneapolis:
- Frey cannot handle this
- Riot police when there is no riot creates a riot
- Police escalation of violence makes more violence
- Repeat protests in the victims’ neighborhood eventually will create more harm in that neighborhood
- Helicopters suck
- Frey cannot handle this
- Riot police when there is no riot creates a riot
- Police escalation of violence makes more violence
- Repeat protests in the victims’ neighborhood eventually will create more harm in that neighborhood
- Helicopters suck
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Here is what I learned in 2020 Minneapolis:
- Frey cannot handle this
- Riot police when there is no riot creates a riot
- Police escalation of violence makes more violence
- Repeat protests in the victims’ neighborhood eventually will create more harm in that neighborhood
- Helicopters suck
- Frey cannot handle this
- Riot police when there is no riot creates a riot
- Police escalation of violence makes more violence
- Repeat protests in the victims’ neighborhood eventually will create more harm in that neighborhood
- Helicopters suck
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Fine, I will do another Naomi R. Worf, but this is a lot harder to do just on my phone.
January 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Fine, I will do another Naomi R. Worf, but this is a lot harder to do just on my phone.
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The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
Oh dear god that is not the way to start this game.
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Oh dear god that is not the way to start this game.
Oregon was absolutely correct to go for it both 4th and Goals, it’s why TTU is at 0 points themselves.
January 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Oregon was absolutely correct to go for it both 4th and Goals, it’s why TTU is at 0 points themselves.
3rd bad snap in one half for the ducks. Lock it down.
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
3rd bad snap in one half for the ducks. Lock it down.
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this is what they leave folded on the coffins of stripper cops who die in the line of duty
if tonight’s Taco Bell Live Más Student Section flag offends you, I’ll help you pack
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
this is what they leave folded on the coffins of stripper cops who die in the line of duty
"foo year foo me" -Dave Grohl in 1996
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
"foo year foo me" -Dave Grohl in 1996
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"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
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YES! Another Miss!
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
YES! Another Miss!
I'm so in for this Miami-Aggies game to have every single way to miss a field goal included.
Need a doink, a block, and a far short and chance to return at least.
Need a doink, a block, and a far short and chance to return at least.
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm so in for this Miami-Aggies game to have every single way to miss a field goal included.
Need a doink, a block, and a far short and chance to return at least.
Need a doink, a block, and a far short and chance to return at least.
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The thing about RFK jr. being a terrible head of health and human services is like…yeah. Yeah, he is literally the worst possible person for the job.
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The thing about RFK jr. being a terrible head of health and human services is like…yeah. Yeah, he is literally the worst possible person for the job.
Mario Cristobal doing the most Mario Cristobal Clock Management stuff ever.
December 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Mario Cristobal doing the most Mario Cristobal Clock Management stuff ever.
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man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
man these are getting too real
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it looks like the "mississippi" miracle in reading scores was due to be a pretty basic stats error in the design of the experimental study (selecting on the dependent variable)... a lotta people Got Got on this one! statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2025/12/01/h...
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
it looks like the "mississippi" miracle in reading scores was due to be a pretty basic stats error in the design of the experimental study (selecting on the dependent variable)... a lotta people Got Got on this one! statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2025/12/01/h...
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December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
🎶hold me closer, tiny dancer,
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
It's a cassette. It's a single. It's a cassingle.
It’s church music. It’s pop music. It’s movie soundtrack music.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's a cassette. It's a single. It's a cassingle.
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Michigan doing a heroic 6 play goal line stand.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Michigan doing a heroic 6 play goal line stand.