Ryan Carroll
@fizzicks4lyfe.bsky.social
Physics Educator. Most posts will be college football, general humor, or leftist stuff. Former High Energy Physicist.
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YES! Another Miss!
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
YES! Another Miss!
I'm so in for this Miami-Aggies game to have every single way to miss a field goal included.
Need a doink, a block, and a far short and chance to return at least.
Need a doink, a block, and a far short and chance to return at least.
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm so in for this Miami-Aggies game to have every single way to miss a field goal included.
Need a doink, a block, and a far short and chance to return at least.
Need a doink, a block, and a far short and chance to return at least.
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The thing about RFK jr. being a terrible head of health and human services is like…yeah. Yeah, he is literally the worst possible person for the job.
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The thing about RFK jr. being a terrible head of health and human services is like…yeah. Yeah, he is literally the worst possible person for the job.
Mario Cristobal doing the most Mario Cristobal Clock Management stuff ever.
December 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Mario Cristobal doing the most Mario Cristobal Clock Management stuff ever.
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man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
man these are getting too real
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it looks like the "mississippi" miracle in reading scores was due to be a pretty basic stats error in the design of the experimental study (selecting on the dependent variable)... a lotta people Got Got on this one! statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2025/12/01/h...
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
it looks like the "mississippi" miracle in reading scores was due to be a pretty basic stats error in the design of the experimental study (selecting on the dependent variable)... a lotta people Got Got on this one! statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2025/12/01/h...
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🎶hold me closer, tiny dancer,
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
🎶hold me closer, tiny dancer,
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
It's a cassette. It's a single. It's a cassingle.
It’s church music. It’s pop music. It’s movie soundtrack music.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's a cassette. It's a single. It's a cassingle.
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Michigan doing a heroic 6 play goal line stand.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Michigan doing a heroic 6 play goal line stand.
"Do you confuse stone roof tiles with books? If so Gemini might be perfect for you"
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"Do you confuse stone roof tiles with books? If so Gemini might be perfect for you"
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Queer rave community discourse be like
October 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Queer rave community discourse be like
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The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.
March 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.
If you see this, post an anime you love!
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If you see this, post an anime you love!
Me to my wife.
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Me to my wife.
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Shooters shoot.
Weird choice to post it so late, right after midnight on a... hey, wait a second. Oh no. Oh... no.
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Shooters shoot.
So glad Oregon's and USC's players hate each other's team as much as the fans do.
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
So glad Oregon's and USC's players hate each other's team as much as the fans do.
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"From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible."
Who Said It: The Hell Priest Pinhead or Olivia Nuzzi?
“Olivia Nuzzi did it all for love. The former political journalist has written a combustive portrait of America, President Trump, and the scandal w...
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible."
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I am glistening, I am learning
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I am glistening, I am learning
The most un-cursed thing ever.
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The most un-cursed thing ever.
Completely misheard the Chick-Fil-A chicken nuggets commercial and thought they were purchasing 30 pounds of them. Who uses the phrase 30 count?
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Completely misheard the Chick-Fil-A chicken nuggets commercial and thought they were purchasing 30 pounds of them. Who uses the phrase 30 count?
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This is could well be a historic midterm for Democrats.
Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives.
You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.
Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives.
You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.
Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is could well be a historic midterm for Democrats.
Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives.
You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.
Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives.
You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.
The camera person for this Oregon/Minnesota game has been faked out so many times this game.
What's bad: None of the plays they messed up were fake outs.
What's bad: None of the plays they messed up were fake outs.
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The camera person for this Oregon/Minnesota game has been faked out so many times this game.
What's bad: None of the plays they messed up were fake outs.
What's bad: None of the plays they messed up were fake outs.