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Alexander Williams
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Living in God’s own country and now trying this website as well. Same as handle as on Elon’s Twitter. Interested In news and comedy. He/him
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A surreal feeling watching the manifesto of a borderline neo fascist international movement be repeatedly interrupted by Deuce Bigelow, Male Gigolo.
Here are the 'highlights' of the videos shown at Fidesz Congress by Viktor Orbán from far-right allies across Europe and the globe supporting him in the election.

Note again how these stretch from ECR/Meloni over others from 'Patriots for Europe' to the AfD/ESN. Big one missing is Trump.
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Also just like, to state the obvious, annexing Whereverstan doesn't lead to more votes for any party other than the Whereverstan Independence Party if they get to vote at all.
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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“The Europeans won’t fight back” is a wildly factually incorrect statement and shows an astonishing lack of understanding of 1) how the geopolitics of escalation works 2) how Europe works 3) how war works

France is a nuclear power and is deploying troops in Greenland, for God’s sake
If Trump invades Greenland, the Europeans won't fight back, Republicans will defend it, Democrats will issue statements, there will be protests, and most Americans will disapprove of it enough to earn Democrats a bit more of the vote in November. Then on to the next thing.
More than an attempted coup, where a mob tried to seize Congress on live television did? There's not going to be an implosion about anything. It's either a slow slide towards oblivion where everything gets incrementally worse as people try to live normally, or a slow grind in the opposite direction.
January 14, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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People are saying this is a shitpost and the thing is that shitposting about how you're ok with invading our ally because it would be good for politics is also not ok and contributes to a culture that might in fact react the way he's predicting re: Greenland
January 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
The best time for Etingermentum to grow up a bit was a year or two ago, the second best time is now.
Not at all surprised to see this between an irony-poisoned-but-still-earnest-Millennial-at-heart and the Zoomer.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
I feel like a lot of Europeans are getting sick and tired of this bullshit
January 14, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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.@PabloReports: What do you make of the Ford worker who called Trump a pedophile protector?

AOC: He’s right
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Who’s the funniest historical figure you could portray using Trump voice? I think Elizabeth the first.
January 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
January 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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im pretty unflappable but im struggling to even conjure up vocabulary that might be used to credibly analyze this
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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what euphemism does the united states use if it orchestrates a violent takeover of greenland, a country already hosting its military forces? do we call it a special military operation? policing action? border enforcement?
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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We’re where we are in no smart part because members of the press regurgitate dumb pithy takes for likes because they are online all day and believe whatever trends must be true.
If Trump invades Greenland, the Europeans won't fight back, Republicans will defend it, Democrats will issue statements, there will be protests, and most Americans will disapprove of it enough to earn Democrats a bit more of the vote in November. Then on to the next thing.
More than an attempted coup, where a mob tried to seize Congress on live television did? There's not going to be an implosion about anything. It's either a slow slide towards oblivion where everything gets incrementally worse as people try to live normally, or a slow grind in the opposite direction.
January 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Fascinating confluence of Nothing Ever Happens brain with Only Americans Exist brain. Yes, an unprovoked attack on a NATO member will have some consequences beyond the percentage shares of Iowa Senate race
They are a deterrent force, but when push comes to shove, Europe is not going to enter a war with the United States over the possession of Greenland. As ever, the only meaningful restraints on Trump here are internal. bsky.app/profile/para...
Yeah which is why Europeans are moving tropps there as we speak. To not fight back. That's how military deployments work, you move troops to a place currently being threatened so you can offer them up as POWs, for fun.
January 14, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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Finding the reactions to this bleakly funny. Lads, the point isn’t that you are sending enough people to “win”, because we in fact, can’t win. It is just to have a tripwire! If you are going “why not 13, like Germany?” you have not understood how bad things are.
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
January 14, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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they're shooting us in the face, ted
The First Amendment protects the public’s right to:

1. Film ICE in public

2. Photograph ICE in public

3. Observe what ICE does in public

ICE and DHS officials cannot lay a finger on any American who is peacefully exercising First Amendment rights.
January 14, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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Danish Foreign Minster Lars Løkke Rasmussen speaks after WH meeting: "For us, ideas that would not respect the territorial of the Kingdom of Denmark and the right of self-determination of the Greenlandic people are of course totally unacceptable. We therefore still have a fundamental disagreement."
January 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Will Stancil, a man disliked for his inability not to annoy large numbers of people, being lauded for his complete commitment to fighting fascism on the frontline, puts him in the same category of basically half the special forces operatives of the second world war
January 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I don’t know if the rest of you have already heard of this but apparently people on TikTok are making fandom edits of Tony Blair and Gordon Brown and calling them “toxic Yaoi”
January 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Nice of them to already cast Toby Jones
I am greatly encouraged that Lars Lokke Rasmussen - Denmark's foreign minister - looks like the sort of chap who could avert a schism in the international order.
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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This is what they took from us
January 14, 2026 at 5:56 PM