@freestyletacet.bsky.social
professional freelance trombonist currently infuriating the upstairs neighbor (I'm sorry you live in a city and not the suburbs Carol)
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as someone who makes a living in classical music I have a lot of options so I'm just going to go with the Ring Cycle
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 AM
as someone who makes a living in classical music I have a lot of options so I'm just going to go with the Ring Cycle
my homeland
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 AM
my homeland
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i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
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tonight's homily: overanalyzing A Charlie Brown Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
tonight's homily: overanalyzing A Charlie Brown Christmas
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beethoven had many many great virtues but I really don’t think he was this hot
December 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
beethoven had many many great virtues but I really don’t think he was this hot
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ChatGPT generate a picture of a really big battleship, like the biggest battleship ever, a battleship that will finally fill the hole in my heart that I’ve been trying to fill with money and sex and goldplating the toilet. Put a flag on it.
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
ChatGPT generate a picture of a really big battleship, like the biggest battleship ever, a battleship that will finally fill the hole in my heart that I’ve been trying to fill with money and sex and goldplating the toilet. Put a flag on it.
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omg they rebranded ice cream
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
omg they rebranded ice cream
also if it's the city that never sleeps why can't I buy groceries at 2am, why is it just the party people who benefit
“The city that never sleeps” sounds glamorous in your twenties but now I’m like “maybe it should”
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
also if it's the city that never sleeps why can't I buy groceries at 2am, why is it just the party people who benefit
one of the stops on this organ is a quarter tone flatter than the rest of the organ and it's making for a much crunchier Pinkham than usual
thoughts and prayers for the organist (and for us)
thoughts and prayers for the organist (and for us)
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
one of the stops on this organ is a quarter tone flatter than the rest of the organ and it's making for a much crunchier Pinkham than usual
thoughts and prayers for the organist (and for us)
thoughts and prayers for the organist (and for us)
SeaTac, I say this with love: I need you to get your life together
can you hold an intervention for an airport, asking for a friend
can you hold an intervention for an airport, asking for a friend
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 AM
SeaTac, I say this with love: I need you to get your life together
can you hold an intervention for an airport, asking for a friend
can you hold an intervention for an airport, asking for a friend
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morning people have had it too good for too long
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
morning people have had it too good for too long
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Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:
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the best answer i got for this:
October 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
the best answer i got for this:
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we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out
October 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out
shout out to the MTA train conductor who closed the train doors, saw me walk up with my suitcase looking sad, and opened the door so I could get on, you are a gentleman and a scholar and I hope both sides of your pillow are always cool
October 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
shout out to the MTA train conductor who closed the train doors, saw me walk up with my suitcase looking sad, and opened the door so I could get on, you are a gentleman and a scholar and I hope both sides of your pillow are always cool
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i don't like the thought of oboists being able to walk amongst us undetected
September 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i don't like the thought of oboists being able to walk amongst us undetected
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i sometimes feel very lucky i came out of three music degrees without becoming a terrifying individual
August 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i sometimes feel very lucky i came out of three music degrees without becoming a terrifying individual
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before the roof thing I would have said he's just got dementia but with the roof thing that's cordyceps, baby
August 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
before the roof thing I would have said he's just got dementia but with the roof thing that's cordyceps, baby
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I have not "mellowed with age." I've mastered being annoying with surgical precision
July 30, 2024 at 9:40 PM
I have not "mellowed with age." I've mastered being annoying with surgical precision
so much Amadeus
it was the official "post-concert and the band director needs a break" activity in middle school band
though I think we mixed it up with Beethoven Lives Upstairs once
it was the official "post-concert and the band director needs a break" activity in middle school band
though I think we mixed it up with Beethoven Lives Upstairs once
July 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
so much Amadeus
it was the official "post-concert and the band director needs a break" activity in middle school band
though I think we mixed it up with Beethoven Lives Upstairs once
it was the official "post-concert and the band director needs a break" activity in middle school band
though I think we mixed it up with Beethoven Lives Upstairs once
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Siegfried’s Long Call from Twilight of the Garage (Gäragerdämmerung)
July 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Siegfried’s Long Call from Twilight of the Garage (Gäragerdämmerung)