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cow stools.
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Hey I'm watching Diego Pavia over here
Vanderbilt has an ad running in LaGuardia calling themselves “New York’s SEC team”
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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From CROCODILE 2: DEATH SWAMP (2002)
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
How you a streaker if you fully clothed? We need to come up with a new term for this
textbook tackle by the Folsom Field security guard last night
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Can't make Harass-mints no more cause of woke
Dilbert Mints (1999-circa 2006): A line of licensed "intense peppermint" breath mints, featuring the characters from "Dilbert". Available in collectible tins with punny names such as Accomplish-Mints, Postpone-Mints, Harass-Mints, Appease-Mints, Improve-Mints, Manage-Mints and Perform-Mints.
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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BLUESKY CFB ALL-NAME TEAM VOTING IS OPEN! Vote for your favorite names from the giant thread below, to help determine the starters in every position group. Players with the most votes at each position are starters. This is democracy manifest.

Vote through Dec. 1 here: forms.gle/zqgVLGZS4Y7E...
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Shrek 2 at number one was a bold choice
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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MacKenzie Scott Donates $80 Million To Reboot ‘Living Single’ https://theonion.com/mackenzie-scott-donates-80-million-to-reboot-living-single/
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
They trying everything but bringing back woke
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
One more outburst and we getting the headline "Ja, more rants"
Memphis Grizzlies star Ja Morant has been suspended one game for conduct detrimental to the team.
November 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The fake ads are the best part of subscribing to The Onion print version.
October 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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From THE PROTECTOR (1985)
October 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When you got that shit on you...all purpose flour
October 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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The NBA on NBC is back, check out the new intro with Roundball Rock
October 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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peavis
October 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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with all these heavy metals even my bloodstream's clanging and banging, brother
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hoping this guy has a kid and names it after him so we can get Sr on this jersey
KONAN NIEDERHAUSER
October 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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The most coordinated triple flag throw you’ll ever see lmao
October 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Got that Harley Quinn drip
just enjoying being a Normal Shaped Person
October 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
How you stop someone from making a drink with the forbidden ice
October 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Goochland Restaurant
Goochland, VA
October 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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this is a real video eric adams posted today.. not sure he remembers he's running for mayor or what at this point
September 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM