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Paige La****gne
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she/her. community garden coordinator. duck herder.
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Sorry your health insurance costs so much more this year, we needed to make fancy airplanes for illiterate dog-murderers
February 17, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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If we can’t trust [deleted], who can we trust?
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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one of my favorite posts
February 16, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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“the democrats are the most pro-trans party in the world” okay and they are still massively transphobic???? is this supposed to make me feel better
February 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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me when I go back for some more bathroom salad
February 17, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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Peter Tork is my favorite Monkee
February 14, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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Reuters: "Courts have ruled 4,400 times that ICE jailed people illegally. It hasn’t stopped."
Courts have ruled 4,400 times that ICE jailed people illegally. It hasn’t stopped.
The decisions amount to a huge legal rebuke, one the administration has ignored.
www.reuters.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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I honestly don't know what's funnier, the fact that he clearly spent money on a custom flag mount for his ebike, or that he basically built a giant sail that probably limits him to like 10mph if that if he wants to stay on his bike.
where's the drunk driver in an f150 when you need him
February 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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Sorry for posting X but I love a good dumb guy medical take. “Likely not a factor here”
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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If you’re in SoCal, definitely check out the Lunar New Year celebrations in Little Saigon. It’s an amazing way to support Vietnamese businesses and celebrate the community.
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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“Our new Stephen video generator is an easy, user-friendly text-to-video model that can create clips up to two minutes long and will easily trick the commander-in-chief into believing Mexico has deployed nuclear weapons on the U.S. border,” said OpenAI CEO Sam Altman
OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump
SAN FRANCISCO—Heralding what it called a “bold new age” in warping the mind of the nation’s elderly leader, OpenAI introduced a new premium video generator Thursday marketed toward White House advisor...
theonion.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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I hear from people who are surprised I'm still talking about ICE, they thought they'd withdrawn from MN.

No, they have not. In some respects they've escalated.

Some asked why MN is a target. Are there are there a lot more illegals or criminals here?

No, it's not about that. It's about a grudge.
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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minnesota is still being terrorized by ICE. it hasn’t stopped and from local reports has gotten way worse. it isn’t making major headlines anymore and we know why. ABOLISH ICE !!!
February 11, 2026 at 11:56 AM
“who put cocaine in the White House” is such a funny thing to hear from Jim Jordan
February 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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"He says the TARDIS isn't a time machine..."

"Doctor Who: The Time Meddler - The Watcher" (1965). #DoctorWho
February 10, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Throwback to Yosemite +10 years ago
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I’ve learned way too much about my mom’s sexual preferences in the past 24+ hours
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM