Gabe Small
banner
gabesmall.bsky.social
Gabe Small
@gabesmall.bsky.social
The Fool jingled miserably across the floor.
I just realized where I've seen this before

-------
Then he chuckled and clucked,
"What a slick melodrama.
With this gold-colored medal
I'll look just like Obama."
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
One of the best reasons for disobeying an illegal order, aside from the fact that it's probably also immoral, is that the person giving it will have no qualms about saving his own ass by pinning it on you
the military should take a clear message here: they will order you to do illegal things and then throw you directly under the bus if it becomes a problem

not that admiral bradley here does not deserve to be in jail, he absolutely does

but hegseth should go with him
The fall guy. Though he is probably also guilty of first degree murder.
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Wait a minute, where the f are Derek's family right now??? #StrangerThings
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Reposted by Gabe Small
Everyone in politics, everyone in media knows what’s happening here: the White House is controlled by a repellant white supremacist who waits with bated breath for any opportunity to run nonwhite people out of America. They know who it is, what he’s doing. But they won’t SAY it.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Reposted by Gabe Small
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Reposted by Gabe Small
Reading about Trump backstabbing MTG.
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Reposted by Gabe Small
We don't have woke anymore in this country. It's virtually illegal. You'll have a couple of wokesters
Trump on AI: "You can't go through 50 states. You have to get one approval. 50 is a disaster. Because you'll have one woke state and you'll have to do all woke. You'll be back in the woke business. We don't have woke anymore in this country. It's virtually illegal. You'll have a couple of wokesters"
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Reposted by Gabe Small
Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Reposted by Gabe Small
War on Christians!
Happening now: clergy protest ICE detention center in Chicago.

“Why are you still here? Greg Bovino already left.”

“It’s an internment camp…no medicine…toilets don’t work”
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Reposted by Gabe Small
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Reposted by Gabe Small
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Reposted by Gabe Small
Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Reposted by Gabe Small
What a great few weeks it’s been for people once pardoned by Trump.

@nytimes.com @nbcnews.com @npr.org @politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Reposted by Gabe Small
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Amy Klobuchar wishing she had some office supplies to throw at his head
CHUCK SCHUMER: "New data came out today from KFF - and that is not Kentucky Fried French Fries ... the Kaiser Family Foundation"
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reposted by Gabe Small
What Musk truly desires
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Reposted by Gabe Small
$40B of your money to this guy, so he can dance at CPAC at Mar-a-Lago while Americans wait for their paychecks, hoping the money actually comes.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Fucking with the entire healthcare system by way of shutdown politics would be the most unpopular thing he's ever done
Trump: "I am recommending to Senate Republicans that the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars currently being sent to money sucking Insurance Companies in order to save the bad Healthcare provided by ObamaCare, BE SENT DIRECTLY TO THE PEOPLE SO THAT THEY CAN PURCHASE THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, HEALTHCARE."
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by Gabe Small
AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
New version of Girl Yelling In Guy's Ear at Concert Dropped:
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Trump considers it an emergency that he's being forced to pay for SNAP
BOSTON (AP) - Trump administration seeks an emergency pause to a court order demanding full November SNAP payments.

@apnews.com #SNAP
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I have a feeling we're going to be seeing a lot more food based exercises of free expression in the near future
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
👀
Universal swing in action: "What we saw last night was a directional shift toward Democrats in 99.8% of counties that held partisan elections." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/seven-data...
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Reposted by Gabe Small
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Reposted by Gabe Small
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM