chris
globochem.bsky.social
chris
@globochem.bsky.social
baseball
unreasonably expecting that baseball opening day will fix everything currently ailing me
February 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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Newsom? Yeah I Newsom dumb bitches and they all wanted to vote for this loser
February 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
What about Laff-a-lympics
In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.

For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
February 14, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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the Epstein congressional hearings are not going my way
February 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
lmao who is voting for this guy
February 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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i’m loving the bots lately
February 13, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
plenty of doctors on the wrong side of history (see: hysteria, homosexuality as a psych diagnosis)

Side note, as it gets more expensive and difficult to be a doctor from the “ground up” (read: not legacy upper crust upbringing) there are going to be a lot more dipshit physicians running around
American doctors are no longer united on the wisdom of medicalizing gender dysphoria in minors—and the recent success of one high-profile detransitioner lawsuit should make some affirmative clinicians nervous, @helenlewis.bsky.social argues.
The Tide Goes Out on Youth Gender Medicine
American doctors are no longer united on the wisdom of medicalizing gender dysphoria in minors.
bit.ly
February 13, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I have a take on the “insurance should cover all screening colonoscopies at any age” that would make people mad
February 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
cal basketball going to kill me
February 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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Me: Invest all my savings in cryptocurrency

Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?

Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
August 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
little girl talks to the little dude like "brother let's play" and "brother come here" "brother that's my pancake" and I think of her like a little dainty hulk hogan - HH
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
one and the same
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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In ranking the problems with medicine in the 🇺🇸; i wouldn't rank this in the top 10k.

www.acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/...
ACP Journals
www.acpjournals.org
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
the kiddos currently going bonkers for “honey I blew up the kid”

they don’t make em like this anymore
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
lol
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Saved by a hold lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Punter for MVP
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Go Bears
NE offense wasting a generational Craig Woodson performance
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM