Emily Blunt Guts
@glocktopus.bsky.social
Narkina 5 Employee of the Month
Shoutout to the humble cannabis plant whose flowers can soothe the symptoms until its fibers cure the disease.
January 22, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Shoutout to the humble cannabis plant whose flowers can soothe the symptoms until its fibers cure the disease.
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Queer Children's Media was divisive a few years back, but honestly, raising a girl, 80% of the entertainment aimed at her was made by Dan Schneider, has Kid Foot Content and is an hour-long ad for eating disorders. Being able to put on Gay She-Ra or Woke Baby-Sitter's Club sometimes is a relief.
January 22, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Queer Children's Media was divisive a few years back, but honestly, raising a girl, 80% of the entertainment aimed at her was made by Dan Schneider, has Kid Foot Content and is an hour-long ad for eating disorders. Being able to put on Gay She-Ra or Woke Baby-Sitter's Club sometimes is a relief.
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This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive
January 22, 2026 at 7:10 PM
This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive
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"I'm in the wrong meeting."
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 AM
"I'm in the wrong meeting."
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Carbon monoxide deaths spike during power outages. Many times, this is due to portable generators being placed too close to people's homes or run indoors. Make sure you have working carbon monoxide alarms. Run your generator outdoors, at least 20ft away from your home.
January 22, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Carbon monoxide deaths spike during power outages. Many times, this is due to portable generators being placed too close to people's homes or run indoors. Make sure you have working carbon monoxide alarms. Run your generator outdoors, at least 20ft away from your home.
Harriet the Spy is the only cool Upper East Sider.
That's right Mayor Mamdani you can have a nice flat, warm beer with everyone from your Bowdoin class at Dorrian's www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/n...
Psst, Mayor Mamdani: The Upper East Side Is More Fun Than People Think
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Harriet the Spy is the only cool Upper East Sider.
Sitcoms that are just scaffolding for a comedian’s setpieces are bad, even if that star is a genius like Lucille Ball or Robin Williams
What’s your unpopular sitcom opinion?
I’ll go first, I very much preferred Ellen Foley to Markie Post on Night Court.
I’ll go first, I very much preferred Ellen Foley to Markie Post on Night Court.
January 22, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Sitcoms that are just scaffolding for a comedian’s setpieces are bad, even if that star is a genius like Lucille Ball or Robin Williams
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going through an old folder and found what has got to be the dumbest thing i ever made
January 21, 2026 at 7:01 PM
going through an old folder and found what has got to be the dumbest thing i ever made
Outrageous missed opportunity that nobody is selling a throwback “Connecticut Bi’s” shirt
January 21, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Outrageous missed opportunity that nobody is selling a throwback “Connecticut Bi’s” shirt
Putting in another plug for the good animal care work at @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social - not nearly enough charities include a “choose a pig to support” option
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Putting in another plug for the good animal care work at @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social - not nearly enough charities include a “choose a pig to support” option
Greenland is the Ryan White in the epidemic of American imperialism. In this essay, I will—
Where was this energy when the US killed like a million people and destabilized the middle east with the broad support of the majority of the population
Was that less bad than threatening some white people
Was that less bad than threatening some white people
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Greenland is the Ryan White in the epidemic of American imperialism. In this essay, I will—
post a great jorts song from your playlist:
jorts will tear us apart
jorts will tear us apart
post a great jorts song from your playlist:
Short Jorts / Long Jacket
Short Jorts / Long Jacket
post a great jorts song from your playlist:
Uptown Jorts
Uptown Jorts
January 21, 2026 at 1:28 PM
post a great jorts song from your playlist:
jorts will tear us apart
jorts will tear us apart
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(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 AM
(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
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these heated rivalry promos are getting wild
January 20, 2026 at 5:37 PM
these heated rivalry promos are getting wild
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Reporter: “You’re sitting up here at the podium of a Laker game wearing a T-shirt that says Sexual Tyrannosaurus.”
Drew Timme: “I’m not big into fashion. This is a Predator movie reference…This is my fashion.”
Drew Timme: “I’m not big into fashion. This is a Predator movie reference…This is my fashion.”
January 19, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Reporter: “You’re sitting up here at the podium of a Laker game wearing a T-shirt that says Sexual Tyrannosaurus.”
Drew Timme: “I’m not big into fashion. This is a Predator movie reference…This is my fashion.”
Drew Timme: “I’m not big into fashion. This is a Predator movie reference…This is my fashion.”
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what if it was martin liuther kang and instead of nonviolence he practiced biting people's torsos off in his dragon form
January 19, 2026 at 9:07 PM
what if it was martin liuther kang and instead of nonviolence he practiced biting people's torsos off in his dragon form
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#Funfact: Scott Adams blamed this show for the cancellation of the Dilbert cartoon. www.nathanrabin.com/happy-place/...
January 19, 2026 at 6:18 PM
#Funfact: Scott Adams blamed this show for the cancellation of the Dilbert cartoon. www.nathanrabin.com/happy-place/...
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if the democratic party establishment is so confident in their ability to win elections and fundraise, why won’t they release the post-mortem report from the 2024 election, which they lost?
January 19, 2026 at 1:35 AM
if the democratic party establishment is so confident in their ability to win elections and fundraise, why won’t they release the post-mortem report from the 2024 election, which they lost?
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
January 18, 2026 at 11:12 PM
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?