Emily Blunt Guts
@glocktopus.bsky.social
Narkina 5 Employee of the Month
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A love letter to the suplex, wrestling's greatest move
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November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
A love letter to the suplex, wrestling's greatest move
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Autistic Patrick Bateman: Do you like They Might Be Giants?
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Autistic Patrick Bateman: Do you like They Might Be Giants?
“I saw Mrs. Williams at the butcher—“
“Mrs. Williams?”
“She says her little Billy Carlos also writes poetry.”
“Mom, please don’t.”
“…a DOCTOR.”
“Mrs. Williams?”
“She says her little Billy Carlos also writes poetry.”
“Mom, please don’t.”
“…a DOCTOR.”
He was VICE PRESIDENT of the insurance company and turned down an Ivy League professorship to keep his gig. Wallace Steven is the Patron Saint of Writer Day Jobs.
Wallace Stevens sold insurance. You do what you have to do.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“I saw Mrs. Williams at the butcher—“
“Mrs. Williams?”
“She says her little Billy Carlos also writes poetry.”
“Mom, please don’t.”
“…a DOCTOR.”
“Mrs. Williams?”
“She says her little Billy Carlos also writes poetry.”
“Mom, please don’t.”
“…a DOCTOR.”
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Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
Youth is “allowed” to be performative and worthy of medical intervention because that belief serves Capital. Whole industries are built to sell “age defying” serum without customers having a moment of praxis.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Youth is “allowed” to be performative and worthy of medical intervention because that belief serves Capital. Whole industries are built to sell “age defying” serum without customers having a moment of praxis.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
This world is full of people who
Look a lot like Gavin Macleod
Look a lot like Gavin Macleod
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This world is full of people who
Look a lot like Gavin Macleod
Look a lot like Gavin Macleod
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the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
November 15, 2024 at 2:04 PM
the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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The existence of Garfield’s pajama bottoms implies that he’s hanging dong on the comics page most of the time
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The existence of Garfield’s pajama bottoms implies that he’s hanging dong on the comics page most of the time
Star Wars, until that home wrecker Leia shows up
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Star Wars, until that home wrecker Leia shows up
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I think Rian Johnson is an amazing director, but the Last Jedi was like watching an amazing athlete nearly defy physics leaping over other members of both teams, doing backflips, effortlessly and impressively sailing through the air and around all the other players to score a goal for the wrong team
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I think Rian Johnson is an amazing director, but the Last Jedi was like watching an amazing athlete nearly defy physics leaping over other members of both teams, doing backflips, effortlessly and impressively sailing through the air and around all the other players to score a goal for the wrong team
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Hearing “of COURSE you smoke a pipe” kills my soul a little every time I hear it though
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Hearing “of COURSE you smoke a pipe” kills my soul a little every time I hear it though
Said fuck it to trying anything new and just laid in bed watching My Man Godfrey and Thin Man. Ate some cheese and the cats joined us. Best idea we’ve had for a while.
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Said fuck it to trying anything new and just laid in bed watching My Man Godfrey and Thin Man. Ate some cheese and the cats joined us. Best idea we’ve had for a while.
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Brrrr stick 'em
Ha-ha-ha stick 'em
Brrrr stick 'em
Ha-ha-ha stick 'em
Brrrr stick 'em
Ha-ha-ha stick 'em
Gonna rock the beatbox in a fresh funky rhythm
Ha-ha-ha stick 'em
Brrrr stick 'em
Ha-ha-ha stick 'em
Brrrr stick 'em
Ha-ha-ha stick 'em
Gonna rock the beatbox in a fresh funky rhythm
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Brrrr stick 'em
Ha-ha-ha stick 'em
Brrrr stick 'em
Ha-ha-ha stick 'em
Brrrr stick 'em
Ha-ha-ha stick 'em
Gonna rock the beatbox in a fresh funky rhythm
Ha-ha-ha stick 'em
Brrrr stick 'em
Ha-ha-ha stick 'em
Brrrr stick 'em
Ha-ha-ha stick 'em
Gonna rock the beatbox in a fresh funky rhythm
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i'm obsessed with this Kliban
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i'm obsessed with this Kliban
As a hobby grower, it’s comical how hard giving away cannabis is. Like trying to get rid of garden zucchini in late July.
Thinking about how, as a kid, JUST SAY NO and DARE had me so ready for the day some random person would offer me drugs on the street.
Anyways, my dog and I just waked past the local cannabis store and they gave me a THC seltzer sample and he got a CBD biscuit. We’re having a nice walk 🍃👩🏼🐶💚
Anyways, my dog and I just waked past the local cannabis store and they gave me a THC seltzer sample and he got a CBD biscuit. We’re having a nice walk 🍃👩🏼🐶💚
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
As a hobby grower, it’s comical how hard giving away cannabis is. Like trying to get rid of garden zucchini in late July.
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one lump or two ☕
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
one lump or two ☕
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@baseballcardvandals on insta
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
@baseballcardvandals on insta