The Male Hysteric
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The Male Hysteric
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I'm very normal.
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February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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gentle advice for fellow indies: if you want people to check out your work, you need to put a link for people to go check it out

if you ran out of space and it's in the reply, that's fine, but it needs to be somewhere that doesn't require someone going elsewhere to click a link
February 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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First Option: The biblical flood story is literally true

Second Option: The biblical flood story is myth

Secret third option:
February 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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They say “But you LIKED this art when you didn’t know it was AI!” like it’s some kind of gotcha.

We liked the original artist upon whose stolen work the machine was trained. Kindly point us in their direction.
February 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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This makes me very, very happy.
We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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The Epstein files are crazy but one thing I'm really concerned with is who replaced Epstein? There's no way in hell these guys just stopped. That's not in their nature. They want more and more and more.
February 6, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Things seem really bad huh
February 6, 2026 at 6:47 AM
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Yes. And this sort of faux-somber, secretly-thrilled fatalism is simultaneously useless and reactionary.

Politics assumes people and places can change (hopefully for the better). The notion that certain cultures are inherently diseased and immune from improvement is straight bigotry.
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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oh btw if you need the CIA World Factbook because they took it down with no warning because we can't have nice things, here's where you can get the PDF for the 2024-2025 edition: annas-archive.li/md5/92d7b783...
The CIA World Factbook 2024-2025 - Anna’s Archive
Central Intelligence Agency The ultimate, comprehensive guide to official country data and statistics, from the world’s most sop Simon and Schuster
annas-archive.li
February 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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And I'm wondering--I know a fair numbers of knitters or crocheters here, and you KNOW how we accumulate yarn and tools, and I wonder if I could find enough people up for donating used plastic or wood knitting needles or crochet hooks and extra yarn (or I guess $ to get new ones).
February 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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While I have a lot of people's attention:

As some of y'all know, I volunteer at a women's shelter in Brooklyn. Over the time I've been there, a lot of women have approached me about starting a knitting/crocheting group.

The Big Barrier to this is that there is no money for supplies. (cont'd)
February 6, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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tboy swug

[like a bouba-kiki thing but boystyle]
what's the opposite of swag. whatever it is i have tboy That
February 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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people who think the count of monte cristo is just a straightforward tale of a dude escaping a prison and revenging himself miss out on quality subplots like "the count is foiled by the power of lesbianism," "the case of the serial domestic poisoner" and "let's talk shit about italian food"
February 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Also, taking "all men are always DTF" (as opposed to "statistically speaking you might as well ask") as a valid prior enables a lot of sexual assaults on boys and men, het and not.

If we don't respect men's bodily integrity how do they take us seriously when we tell them to respect it in others?
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
So uh do we know about the Wyden thing or no
February 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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The Gyre is Wydening
February 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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this is why the devil goes down to georgia, their souls aren't unionized
February 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Suddenly realizing that in 10-20 years, the MN Historical Society will have an exhibit about *all this* and there will be a whole wall showing different types of whistles
We have favorite whistles now. I never could have imagined.
February 5, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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and people wonder why I’m so resistant to the whole “Bright Ages” hypothesis!
A medievalist being an absolutely raging, frothing-at-the-mouth antisemite is so funny. Like yeah, dude, congratulations. You really got into the headspace
Should I just do and delete one of these a day until we all die? (people literally send me screen shots because apparently I’m a notorious bitch).

Remember when everyone pretended to hate the LA Review of Books for like two months because of this person?
February 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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trans sonic got big on tumblr he can live here too
#sonicthehedgehog
October 18, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Watching the great British sewing bee and they're making bras and it's so funny how they keep saying "brawr" like "brawr is how you say 'I love you' in dinosaur" brawr
February 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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To truly know Judaism you have to understand that the origins of many our laws are absolutely fucking hilarious.
Dear Synagogue staff: I’m sure you’re all hard at work planning your Purim parties, but if it’s not this wild then I’m not going
February 5, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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Mistake: while at lunch, I went into a couple posts with a lot of odious replies and blocked *literally hundreds* of accounts that were doing performative alt-left "antizionism with a hard K" posting, which left me sick to my stomach.

A stark reminder of how badly composable moderation failed.
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM