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Lucy Bloom
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tacoma, wa
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i grew up in vegas. even out by what was then the bare desert, the light from paradise was bright enough that the planets were barely ever visible, easy enough to confuse for airplanes. i grew up on an earth with an empty night sky - just the earth, the moon, and the dull orange light of the strip
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.

In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.

🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Wrote what is maybe my favorite story in a while: I wrote about the suburb of Berlin where Germans get together at Old Texas Town and pretend to live in a Wild West Texas. Now, it's going to be demolished for a data center: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Old Town Texas is a slice of Texas in Germany. It's about to be destroyed.
Here, Germans wear Stetsons and line dance. But their little slice of Texas may soon be no more.
www.chron.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Man the Nvidia CEO's jackets remind me how much of a dork everyone in a leather jacket looks.

Don't do it!

You might already have bought a zippo, but your cringelord shit can stop there!
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
First off, Matthew Rhys is the best fucking actor on the planet and its not close. And god help me they also put Claire Danes in that shit and made her character gay. This is such a crazy full body high euughhhhh
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Mets attempting to buy better vibes
Brandon Nimmo has been traded to the Texas Rangers, per source. A trade that will also send Marcus Semien to the New York Mets.
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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"Never trust woo woos" has been my guiding principle in life and has literally never once let me down lol
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Zohran:
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Dawg we cannot be *encouraging* dudes to become macktivists ru kidding me rn?
i don't know how to phrase this delicately, but i just want to communicate to young white men in incel-adjacent spaces that this sort of behavior will solve your problems
I love him. “The first time I caught up to [ICE], I could tell that they already knew who I was. They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ‘Ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter!’”
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Cathy is a Billy Joel fan
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Get in loser, we’re manufacturing consent
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I dunno who needs to hear this but
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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How stupid is it possible to be
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Omg Naylor?
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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the silver lining about taking a tough loss in a college football game is that at least it was only a practice game. the actual football games don't start until tomorrow
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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…FIFTY?
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Lol these idiots really think we're all gonna buy something at the end of this
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Every time a clip shows up on my feed thats like "AI is getting dangerously good, this is gonna fool people" and its got the Breaking Bad yellow "mexico" filter and the faces cant decide what face they wanna be-

I dont wanna be a snob but like, the slop still looks really sloppy to me???
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM