Groucho Merckx
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Groucho Merckx
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Mostly cat pictures. 🇵🇸 Israel is committing genocide in Gaza. He/him
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Something lovely to start the week! 🐙🏺❤️

Ancient clay pots with octopus decoration, made by artisans from Bronze Age Crete some 3,500 years ago!

Heraklion Archaeological Museum 📷 by me

#Archaeology
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I also enjoyed "everyone is calling us fascist, it must be a coordinated bot campaign"
Very much enjoying labour supporters saying this policy that Labour have been proudly announcing on all channels can't be true because it's also written in the sun and they lie.

We're in late stage Hitler bunker territory now.
Just wilful performative cruelty that is entirely out of step with the majority of British people.

How many Labour MPs got into politics in order to vote for stealing jewellery off of people seeking refuge from war and persecution?
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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NORTH TO THE DALES (1963)
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Fascists seen literally queueing up to do lines of coke off black public park bin during Bristol Nov 15 racist demo

We're dealing with a petite bourgeois middle class, scaffolders, roofers of absolute deranged coke-head racist cunts.

These cunts aren't representative of the british working classes
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Yeah but see this is *before* they have loudly and publicly made the case yet again that Reform have actually been right about refugees all along. After that I'm pretty sure it'll turn around.
13% after 16 months.

And his unpopularity has "no floor".
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
RETVRN
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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today in church we sang the battle hymn of the republic and I had never really read the verses past the first one and once you get into them it's like ohhh riighhht this is a song you sang when you went to bayonet confederates
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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13% after 16 months.

And his unpopularity has "no floor".
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Wow, he looks just like him!
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Map of the United States if it were colonised by Britain
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Ever since starmer took over i think people have internalized his profound cynicism about britain. Nothing can ever get better and everything is making sure someone else gets even less than you. This isnt an immutable part of the british character! Its a response to behaviour from the top!
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Tommy Robinson openly celebrating Labour's new asylum seekers policy should tell everyone exactly how far right Labour are now.

Labour, Reform and Tories are all the same. Right wing parties only interested in making money for their donors.

Do not vote Labour.
The Labour Government reeling off the same far-right talking points on immigration. And look who is celebrating. The far-right.

There is a political alternative that won’t ever scapegoat those fleeing war, persecution and torture

join.greenparty.org.uk
November 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Anyone who is a Labour MP by Monday is a racist. We don’t make the rules. Labour has set the rules out. Let’s play by their game: Labour are racist filth.
Labour is on borrowed time, the rot has infected every single MP, councillor and member.

Anyone that remains affiliated to Labour by the end of Monday are signalling that they are racist scum.

No exceptions.
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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(Leaning out of a Labour campaign bus to insult Zack Polanski from across the street) oi Normal Smile, what's up Mr Human, hey look it's Goes Outside Lad, haha he still believes in policies, hey boys better vote reform to keep this weirdo out, oi Nurse Respecter, he can't hear me uh cars rule wooh 🌹
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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I've been collecting pandemic era signs that nobody can be bothered to take down or remove. There's something grimly fascinating about this. Putting them up was urgent and important; removing them is nobody's job. How long will some of these hang around?
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
He has friends everywhere
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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me: there is no folk police, nobody is judging you, do whatever brings you happiness

also me: when I am god-emperor anyone who shouts "free toast!" during Rolling Home will be fired into the Sun from a giant cannon
March 31, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Prime example of why the contract between the public and the police is breaking down, regardless of long term crime trends. Thames Valley Police don’t even think it’s their job to investigate this. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Kidlington fly-tipping: Criminals dump mountain of waste in field
The enormous pile of rubbish is called an
www.bbc.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Look away now 🫣
Next week marks 5 years since the Government closed their consultation on pavement parking and we're still waiting for a decision.

We've received photos from across the UK highlighting pavement parking hotspots. Add your photos here👇 https://t.co/rO3Lat5JTB
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM