wizard with a gun
@gunwizard.bsky.social
buy me something nice and tell me I'm pretty
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exile: does anyone want anything from the store
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
May 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
exile: does anyone want anything from the store
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
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bad and naughty children get put in the COLD HOLE to atone for their crimes
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
bad and naughty children get put in the COLD HOLE to atone for their crimes
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I think Democrats should focus on kitchen-table issues
Such as whether parents will be shot dead by masked government agents and thus be unable to eat breakfast with their children at the kitchen table anymore
Such as whether parents will be shot dead by masked government agents and thus be unable to eat breakfast with their children at the kitchen table anymore
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I think Democrats should focus on kitchen-table issues
Such as whether parents will be shot dead by masked government agents and thus be unable to eat breakfast with their children at the kitchen table anymore
Such as whether parents will be shot dead by masked government agents and thus be unable to eat breakfast with their children at the kitchen table anymore
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that shit's just fuckin' up there, huh?
January 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
that shit's just fuckin' up there, huh?
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I think that people don’t comprehend that the state has been unapologetically beating young people’s asses basically nonstop & charging us with massive crimes for protesting since at least Occupy Wall Street & growing up like that has a chilling effect on the way people engage with democracy
January 15, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I think that people don’t comprehend that the state has been unapologetically beating young people’s asses basically nonstop & charging us with massive crimes for protesting since at least Occupy Wall Street & growing up like that has a chilling effect on the way people engage with democracy
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at this point, if you’re the kind of person who hears this and is like ‘hell yeah that’s my president!!’ i don’t think you should be allowed to vote. they should give you a cereal box maze and tell you it’s a ballot
Dr. Mehmet Oz apparently claimed that the president has “the highest testosterone level” of anyone over 70 years old that he has ever seen.
Fox News’ Unhinged Trump Testosterone Talk Trashed As ‘F**king Nonsense’
Dr. Mehmet Oz apparently claimed that the president has “the highest testosterone level” of anyone over 70 years old that he has ever seen.
www.huffpost.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
at this point, if you’re the kind of person who hears this and is like ‘hell yeah that’s my president!!’ i don’t think you should be allowed to vote. they should give you a cereal box maze and tell you it’s a ballot
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NEW: The neo-fascist group Patriot Front is building a network of business in North Texas in an attempt to create a parallel, self-sufficient white nationalist economy. @stevanzetti.bsky.social, @wileydcope.bsky.social and I identified the men behind 4 of these companies.
Revealed: Four Businesses with Ties to Patriot Front Operating in North Texas
The neo-Nazi group is engaged in a strategy to establish an independent economic ecosystem. Through publicly available information, interviews, and in-person observation, the Observer has identified c...
www.texasobserver.org
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
NEW: The neo-fascist group Patriot Front is building a network of business in North Texas in an attempt to create a parallel, self-sufficient white nationalist economy. @stevanzetti.bsky.social, @wileydcope.bsky.social and I identified the men behind 4 of these companies.
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I was reading an article about the cancellation of food aid to Minnesota, and it reminded me of a story about my dad. He was a vet, an organizer and very deeply involved in his church. And one day he stood up and asked a question: “what the f*ck’s the point of having a church?”
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I was reading an article about the cancellation of food aid to Minnesota, and it reminded me of a story about my dad. He was a vet, an organizer and very deeply involved in his church. And one day he stood up and asked a question: “what the f*ck’s the point of having a church?”
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
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those fucking morons destroyed their soul so comprehensively that they cannot understand that this evidence shows a monstrous execution
ah. they all got the memo
xcancel.com/JDVance/stat...
xcancel.com/JDVance/stat...
January 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
those fucking morons destroyed their soul so comprehensively that they cannot understand that this evidence shows a monstrous execution
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James Talarico: When we win a Senate majority, we must launch a full investigation into ICE and haul these masked men in front of Congress so the world can see their faces.
This is the United States of America. We shouldn't be afraid of our government — our government should be afraid of us.
This is the United States of America. We shouldn't be afraid of our government — our government should be afraid of us.
January 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
James Talarico: When we win a Senate majority, we must launch a full investigation into ICE and haul these masked men in front of Congress so the world can see their faces.
This is the United States of America. We shouldn't be afraid of our government — our government should be afraid of us.
This is the United States of America. We shouldn't be afraid of our government — our government should be afraid of us.
This cuts out the best part: the guy filming starts talking about how hard his dick is, and the ICE goons don't know how to respond. They just shut down.
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
January 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
This cuts out the best part: the guy filming starts talking about how hard his dick is, and the ICE goons don't know how to respond. They just shut down.
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everythiiing🎵
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
everythiiing🎵
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me"
you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
The murdered woman's glove compartment is filled with stuffed animals.
January 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me"
you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
The strategy of constantly attempting to refocus on kitchen table policies, pushed by outdated consultants, becomes more and more darkly hilarious as the absurdity of this regime's evil grows.
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The strategy of constantly attempting to refocus on kitchen table policies, pushed by outdated consultants, becomes more and more darkly hilarious as the absurdity of this regime's evil grows.
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It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
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