Sarah Ford
@hagfish.bsky.social
She/her
High school English teacher
Speech & Debate Coach
Wife of @houseofkyle.com
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High school English teacher
Speech & Debate Coach
Wife of @houseofkyle.com
Pixelfed: https://pixelfed.social/hagfish
Mastodon: https://mstdn.social/@hagfish
Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/finifrock
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AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you."
ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"
ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"
October 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you."
ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"
ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"
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Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30.
Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a long torso, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.
Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a long torso, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.
May 17, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30.
Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a long torso, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.
Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a long torso, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.
I wonder when social media companies will face any type of criticism for basically forcing millions of Americans - many of them minors - to watch a violent killing. Total negligence of moderation and safety standards and yet our reaction as a society is to punish private citizens for their posts?
September 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I wonder when social media companies will face any type of criticism for basically forcing millions of Americans - many of them minors - to watch a violent killing. Total negligence of moderation and safety standards and yet our reaction as a society is to punish private citizens for their posts?
I’ve read a lot of dumb takes since Trump rode down the escalator - but this has got to be one of the dumbest.
www.foxnews.com/opinion/dei-...
www.foxnews.com/opinion/dei-...
DEI is the real cause of America’s housing crisis
Census data shows 15 million excess housing units exist, contradicting claims of a housing shortage that activists use to justify eliminating local zoning laws.
www.foxnews.com
September 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’ve read a lot of dumb takes since Trump rode down the escalator - but this has got to be one of the dumbest.
www.foxnews.com/opinion/dei-...
www.foxnews.com/opinion/dei-...
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Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
September 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
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Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches
RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race
Media: wow these are the same thing
RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race
Media: wow these are the same thing
September 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches
RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race
Media: wow these are the same thing
RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race
Media: wow these are the same thing
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Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally:
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
August 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally:
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
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Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
August 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
He gave his life to Christ in the parking lot feels strangely intimate
MAGA with its finger on the pulse of what truly matters to Americans:
August 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
He gave his life to Christ in the parking lot feels strangely intimate
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Can’t put it more succinctly than @sarahkendzior.bsky.social did.
August 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Can’t put it more succinctly than @sarahkendzior.bsky.social did.
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“Unprovoked”???
August 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Unprovoked”???
She doesn’t think there’s enough suffering in the world? …
Katherine Boyle is a partner of tech billionaire Marc Andreessen. In 2023, she wrote that there’s a “war on suffering,” which has “robbed us of resilience.” She blamed Roe v Wade & the decision to make military service optional. She said that this “war” coincided w/ the decline of religiosity. 1/
The War on Suffering
The war on suffering has not only robbed us of resilience. It has sold us a mirage that is making us miserable.
boyle.substack.com
August 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
She doesn’t think there’s enough suffering in the world? …
Won’t someone please think of the blondes?!?!
These people are perpetually in search of victimhood, creating their own alternate reality with phantom persecutors around every corner.
August 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Won’t someone please think of the blondes?!?!
It’s because people who say that are thinking about the imaginary “bad people” and “bullies” they would go after for the sake of their kids. It’s why I hate when people say “I’m a mama bear if you come after my kids” - what i hear as a teacher is…
People will be like "I would do anything for my kids!" right up until you suggest raising the property taxes a few cents.
People will be like "I would do anything for my kids!" right up until you suggest they wear respirators and clean the air.
August 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It’s because people who say that are thinking about the imaginary “bad people” and “bullies” they would go after for the sake of their kids. It’s why I hate when people say “I’m a mama bear if you come after my kids” - what i hear as a teacher is…
Audio book reader or voice over artist!
What job are you extremely unlikely to ever get that you think you would kick ass at?
I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.
I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.
July 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Audio book reader or voice over artist!
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I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
July 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
Give it up for this woman- using her Karen powers for good
July 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Give it up for this woman- using her Karen powers for good
😡😡😡
This is at very least 608 times what Kristi Noem was willing to spend to save those people in Texas
FEMA to send states $608 million to build migrant detention centers
FEMA is starting a “detention support grant program” to cover the cost of states building temporary facilities, according to an agency announcement.
www.nbcnews.com
July 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
😡😡😡
Now that I’ve seen their propaganda videos I’m wondering if shooting that video was the sole reason for this?!
This is footage from today in MacArthur Park.
Minutes before, there were more than 20 kids playing — then, the MILITARY comes through.
The SECOND I heard about this, I went to the park to speak to the person in charge to tell them it needed to end NOW.
Absolutely outrageous.
Minutes before, there were more than 20 kids playing — then, the MILITARY comes through.
The SECOND I heard about this, I went to the park to speak to the person in charge to tell them it needed to end NOW.
Absolutely outrageous.
July 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Now that I’ve seen their propaganda videos I’m wondering if shooting that video was the sole reason for this?!
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Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
July 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
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National parks were the main places I wanted my kids to see, and I wrote about them in THE LAST AMERICAN ROAD TRIP. Breaks my heart that the book is coming out as Trump tries to make good on his plans to destroy them. I hope my book helps the effort to fight back. www.thelastamericanroadtrip.com
March 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
National parks were the main places I wanted my kids to see, and I wrote about them in THE LAST AMERICAN ROAD TRIP. Breaks my heart that the book is coming out as Trump tries to make good on his plans to destroy them. I hope my book helps the effort to fight back. www.thelastamericanroadtrip.com
It’s because sooo many churches have been in bed with the right for ages, while claiming not to be “political”- in fact they use the word “political” as another synonym for “worldly” (meaning unspiritual, of the world and not of God). If they say you’re “being political” it’s a slight.
From a paper I just read: the effect of worship attendance on one's willingness to pay higher tax so everyone can have better health care across nations. Note in most nations, the association is positive, though mostly non-significant. Just in the USA where the association is negative & significant.
July 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It’s because sooo many churches have been in bed with the right for ages, while claiming not to be “political”- in fact they use the word “political” as another synonym for “worldly” (meaning unspiritual, of the world and not of God). If they say you’re “being political” it’s a slight.
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Sad Ozzy had to die before he got to bite the head off of Stephen Miller.
July 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Sad Ozzy had to die before he got to bite the head off of Stephen Miller.
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We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
July 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.