Anne Aardvark
@haljak.bsky.social
CONTAMINATE THE DATABASE
Just another reply guy
Just another reply guy
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Mara, we’ve had a rough year. we deserve to see you flame someone just this once
December 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Mara, we’ve had a rough year. we deserve to see you flame someone just this once
Hah hah 1 point IN YOUR FACE KEVIN
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hah hah 1 point IN YOUR FACE KEVIN
I want the rain to stop
December 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I want the rain to stop
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gynosaurs
is this, perhaps, a thing?
is this, perhaps, a thing?
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
gynosaurs
is this, perhaps, a thing?
is this, perhaps, a thing?
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I have eaten the egg
That was in the fridge
That was in the fridge
December 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I have eaten the egg
That was in the fridge
That was in the fridge
Almost Christmas. Just a few more days and I’ll be shitting pure Camembert.
December 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Almost Christmas. Just a few more days and I’ll be shitting pure Camembert.
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But doctor, I am Pawgliacci!
December 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
But doctor, I am Pawgliacci!
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Hip hop chupacabra farmers
December 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Hip hop chupacabra farmers
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I am thinking about resolving to be less helpful in 2026. Just be a real pain in the ass. Across the board
December 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I am thinking about resolving to be less helpful in 2026. Just be a real pain in the ass. Across the board
Me too.
I agree
people whose whole engagement strategy is quote posting to agree with something: just give it a clean repost man
December 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Me too.
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Frantically trying to harvest the seasons tubers so I can ferment them in Christmas Worm brine in time to gift them to my coworkers
December 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Frantically trying to harvest the seasons tubers so I can ferment them in Christmas Worm brine in time to gift them to my coworkers
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american “christianity” is basically just this:
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
american “christianity” is basically just this:
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ChatGPT Convinced a Man to Cut Off His Dick and Balls, Then Display it as Baby Jesus in His Town’s Nativity Scene. Has AI Finally Gone Too Far?
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
ChatGPT Convinced a Man to Cut Off His Dick and Balls, Then Display it as Baby Jesus in His Town’s Nativity Scene. Has AI Finally Gone Too Far?
From now on, I will refer to poops as ‘backdoor babies’. Can’t wait to share that with my family at Christmas!
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
From now on, I will refer to poops as ‘backdoor babies’. Can’t wait to share that with my family at Christmas!
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CHRISTMAS RAFFLE LAUNCH!
I'm doing a raffle.
Tickets are just £2 each!
You can win all these SIGNED books + £50 to spend.
More importantly, every ticket you buy will help buy books for two amazing schools.
TWO POUNDS.
More here.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-ex...
Please share.
I'm doing a raffle.
Tickets are just £2 each!
You can win all these SIGNED books + £50 to spend.
More importantly, every ticket you buy will help buy books for two amazing schools.
TWO POUNDS.
More here.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-ex...
Please share.
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
CHRISTMAS RAFFLE LAUNCH!
I'm doing a raffle.
Tickets are just £2 each!
You can win all these SIGNED books + £50 to spend.
More importantly, every ticket you buy will help buy books for two amazing schools.
TWO POUNDS.
More here.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-ex...
Please share.
I'm doing a raffle.
Tickets are just £2 each!
You can win all these SIGNED books + £50 to spend.
More importantly, every ticket you buy will help buy books for two amazing schools.
TWO POUNDS.
More here.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-ex...
Please share.
Who will you fight for: the Stone Goblins or the Fire Witch?
December 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Who will you fight for: the Stone Goblins or the Fire Witch?
I want port and stilton and satsumas NOW
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I want port and stilton and satsumas NOW
Confession: I saw the clip of the woman dressed as a raccoon yesterday and found it very arousing. The raccoon is extremely attractive.
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Confession: I saw the clip of the woman dressed as a raccoon yesterday and found it very arousing. The raccoon is extremely attractive.
Remember to check your poo for scorpions
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Remember to check your poo for scorpions
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Well, that's bye-bye to Sunak and Johnson then.
The Conservative party’s policy also includes stripping people of their British citizenship when they are found guilty of a crime ⬇️
All criminals with dual nationality must be deported, say Tories
The Conservative party’s policy also includes stripping people of their British citizenship when they are found guilty of a crime
www.thetimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Well, that's bye-bye to Sunak and Johnson then.