Hannibal Stardew
@hannibalstardew.bsky.social
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Nerd of (almost) all trades | PACS dropout | Stroke survivor | He/him
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hannibalstardew.bsky.social
It's amusing in a horrifying way to witness how the Trump admin is running the US like a CIA-backed dictator during the Cold War.
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eliothiggins.bsky.social
Politics today is less driven by ideological conviction and more by parties chasing votes based on a distorted picture of public opinion, one filtered through algorithms that amplify emotionally engaging content. This incentivises performance over substance and erodes democratic deliberation.
fisherandrew79.bsky.social
If correctly written:

"Ministers are to announce a tightening of migration rules as the government hands over the political agenda to Nigel Farage"

Both immoral and politically inept. Well done Yvette Cooper.
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theterminizer.bsky.social
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word "Schlitz!" in pink at a jaunty angle Batman punching the Penguin with the word "Pabst!" in light blue at a jaunty angle Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word "Stroh!!!" in orange/red at a jaunty angle Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word "Blatz!" in bright green at a jaunty angle
hannibalstardew.bsky.social
Don't give them any ideas
hannibalstardew.bsky.social
Tony Blair has become Blofeld
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stripeybutt.bsky.social
This is when the internet peaked and we never should have progressed into the current era of social media and hot takes and call outs.
hannibalstardew.bsky.social
Do you stuff & mount them?
hannibalstardew.bsky.social
Pope Lingo!
travisbrown.dev
Breaking news: the pope finally got back to his Duolingo account on Sunday. He’s now learning Italian.
A screenshot of a profile view from the Duolingo app for “drprevost” showing a two-day streak and a new Italian flag.
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razzball.bsky.social
A Klan member in a pristine white robe, they remove their hood and it's Sydney Sweeney saying, "Tide, cleaner than ever."
Dick Draper in Mad Men pitching an idea
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
Black comedy about a CIA operative who misreads “strategic hamlet” and attempts to teach the Vietnamese Shakespeare
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hern.bsky.social
Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do
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zachweinersmith.bsky.social
This leaves out the part where it's an uncomfortably detailed sex scene between sailor moon and godzilla, for which the purchaser keeps demanding edits over a period of weeks.
alexblechman.bsky.social
Artists on Bluesky: Hey, my car broke down and I need money so I’m reopening commissions! $15 gets you a drawing like this

(posts work of art so breathtaking that if the artist had lived during the Renaissance they would be employed as personal painter to the Medici family)
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notalawyer.bsky.social
no one in pharma (or almost any other major industry) has experience with or training for a frontal assault by an ideological government. they have no playbook for this.
unavaleable.bsky.social
one thing i genuinely cannot understand is why Pharma didn't go thermo-fucking-nuclear on RFK et al
hannibalstardew.bsky.social
I am clamoring for the resurrection of Zombie De Gaulle
hannibalstardew.bsky.social
@ciaran.operationglad.io he is changing the deal already
jorgeliboreiro.bsky.social
Believe it or not, the EU-US trade deal just got messier.

The White House has published a fact-sheet about the agreement with claims that directly contradict the European Commission's version of events.

Let's take a closer look.
Fact Sheet: The United States and European Union Reach Massive Trade Deal
MAKING GLOBAL HISTORY: Yesterday, President Donald J. Trump announced a trade deal with the European Union (EU), fundamentally rebalancing the economic
www.whitehouse.gov
hannibalstardew.bsky.social
Tencent are real messy bitches
eurogamer.bsky.social
Sony sues Tencent over "slavish" Horizon knock off Light of Motiram www.eurogamer.net/sony-sues-te...
Image showing Aloy from the Horizon series on the left and a female character from Light of Motiram on the right
hannibalstardew.bsky.social
I adore this man
iwriteok.bsky.social
if Libertarians were real and mattered as a movement a coalition would've formed decades ago to declare the sky a completely lawless place, making it legal for me to order heroin on a long-haul flight
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ciaran.operationglad.io
Singing this to the tune of "Sound of Da Police" by KRS-One
hannibalstardew.bsky.social
The deal won't last. Trump will sabotage it by proposing new tariffs on a whim.