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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP
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At the intersection of industrial music, battleship porn, political takes, gaming, horror, and history. Hard sedan/coupe traditionalist. Filthy Virginia Establishment Shitlib. He/Him 🌋🇺🇦
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So here's a tip: turn off all notifications for social media. I'm not kidding. Stop the cycle where it starts. Only go onto Bluesky and Discord or whatever when you want to. Don't let the app tell you when to look at it. You're the boss of it, not the other way round
My Steam account can now get a beer. My god
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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I sorta think the fact that they pivoted from NFTs to AI without even pausing is part of why more people aren’t buying “AI is the future.”

“Okay, the thing we just spent 2 years telling you was the future turned out to be nothing at best and a scam at worst, but this time we have a real one!”
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Can check
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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The fact doomers have gone from "America is over" to "Dems won't hold anyone responsible when this is over" can actually be read as an optimistic signal imo.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Hey Stephen guess what bigots were saying about Eastern European Jews being able to assimilate in the 1890s.

Ellis Island Know-Nothings are the fucking worst. Imagine aspiring to be the bigots that shit on your own great grandparents
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Nine Inch Nails
Soundgarden
KMFDM
Depeche Mode
Deftones
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Soul Coughing
Bruce Springsteen
Ben Folds Five
Son Volt
They Might Be Giants
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Giger's version of the chest-bursting Alien was rejected for being too turkey-like.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Personally I have a rule of "if you can't afford a car on a 5 year loan, then you can't afford it period"

Also never buy a brand new car. That's a sucker's game
one of the least sympathetic microgenres of post is, "I financed an extremely expensive truck at fairly normal APRs and am paying HOW MUCH in interest?!"

my uncle is broke as shit in his 60s in large part from making this exact sort of decision multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My dad's extremely Pennsylvania German extended family always had baked ham on Thanksgiving instead of Turkey. And shoo-fly pie.

Oh, also all the adults getting a beer and singing this song with all the extended lyrics
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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The Motorola MDT-9100-T from the 1980s was the perfect cyberdeck
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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this administration is more twitter pilled than any previous iteration and the only reason it isn’t called out more regularly is because our top political reporters are just as mentally broken
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Why is trust in the media so low?"
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It's wild how many people seem to not understand opportunity costs. Childcare wasn't "free," it cost whatever the average salary of a woman was in 1955, because that's what you missed out on by having her be the child care
Lot of thoughts about That Article, but one thing that made me scream. The cost of childcare was not zero! That our system devalues feminized care labor doesn’t make it actually free. Opportunity costs are a thing, childcare is more expensive because of Baumol, not because it was free before.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Homemade small boat? On the Great Lakes? In November? Insanity.
There’s a wild story playing out on Great Lakes ship watching and coastal Facebook groups right now.

There’s a guy with a homemade house boat who’s attempting to traverse the lakes.

The boat is called Neverlanding and it set sail from Windsor, ON. It appears he has 1-2 50hp motors.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Miniseries on the Serbia under the Karađorđević dynasty, beginning with the overthrow and murder of the last Obrenović king, Alexander I, in 1903, and ending with Gavrilo Princip killing Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Pentagon Neidermeyer really thinks picking a fight with the veteran astronaut will make him look good, huh?
When you draw a platoon leader like Hegseth, it’s your worst nightmare. You just ride it out until he’s gone and gets replaced by someone who isn’t a complete jackass. Only a fool like Trump would put one of them in charge of the entire defense department.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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get real, the fucking president is a tub who eats big macs exclusively and the entire cabinet consists of drunks and drug addicts. fuck off
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You'll be visited by three spirits

The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
drop a The Format™️ that won’t do numbers but tells a little something about you
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Oh hey, this combines two of my red flags, "is a completely different person online than in meatspace" and "my relaxation technique is being an asshole to others from a safe remove"
“Mental health expert” letting off steam by engaging in online bulling.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This month has just been one "we're so back" after another
It turns out that the Democrats’ best Senate candidate recruiter has been…Donald Trump.

And a newsy tidbit:

Sources indicate that Mary Peltola is ‘leaning towards’ challenging GOP Sen. Dan Sullivan for Alaska.

www.notus.org/2026-electio...
Trump Helped Schumer Get Three of His Dream Candidates for 2026
Some of the politicians on Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer’s candidate wish list have made unlikely decisions to run.
www.notus.org
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Yeah, making Apple text-to-speech read quotes from Beavis & Butthead was funny...when I was 13
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM