Haunted Persimmon
@hauntedpersimmon.bsky.social
He/Him
writer, musician, white maoist
the thematic relevance of bad gameplay
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writer, musician, white maoist
the thematic relevance of bad gameplay
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it's been five years since the prophecy, and you all know what that means. for my first post of the new year,
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Yet another Game Awards and no fucking Silksong trailer
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Yet another Game Awards and no fucking Silksong trailer
persona 5: 2
December 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
persona 5: 2
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wow, you're telling me that copyright and major corporations weren't actually going to make genAI go away forever? wow, i'm so shocked
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
wow, you're telling me that copyright and major corporations weren't actually going to make genAI go away forever? wow, i'm so shocked
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I'm not fucking watching The Game Advertisements
if you want a real show of rewarding games, look at The Game Developers Choice Awards and the DICE Game Awards
if you want a real show of rewarding games, look at The Game Developers Choice Awards and the DICE Game Awards
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I'm not fucking watching The Game Advertisements
if you want a real show of rewarding games, look at The Game Developers Choice Awards and the DICE Game Awards
if you want a real show of rewarding games, look at The Game Developers Choice Awards and the DICE Game Awards
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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spotify wrapped that just says "learn how to use soulseek"
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
spotify wrapped that just says "learn how to use soulseek"
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it was a technical limitation and you weren't supposed to notice it (obviously), but I kind of wish bethesda had leaned into that morrowind hack where every time you hear a daedric prince speaking to you, it's coming from your character, so you can see yourself mouthing the words
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
it was a technical limitation and you weren't supposed to notice it (obviously), but I kind of wish bethesda had leaned into that morrowind hack where every time you hear a daedric prince speaking to you, it's coming from your character, so you can see yourself mouthing the words
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1 month left to enable Bluetooth mode on a Stadia controller buff.ly/MGHqBIs
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
1 month left to enable Bluetooth mode on a Stadia controller buff.ly/MGHqBIs
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We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
Morale at paypros call centers is in the toilet right now. It’s not just normal Black Friday stress, they’re being pounded. Corporate is pressuring bosses to end the paypros call campaigns. Source familiar w/ internals at MC stressed that folks should stand their ground but be kind to agents (1)
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
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I'm never looking at the food channels in that server again, man
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I'm never looking at the food channels in that server again, man
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It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
den i throw da bones at james
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
den i throw da bones at james
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rance's sex music is a sped up version of auferstanden aus ruinen because tada sent the anthem to dragonattack as an example of the sound he wanted without clarifying it was not like. a draft of an original song. this was embarrassing enough to tada that shade later had to argue him into keeping it
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
rance's sex music is a sped up version of auferstanden aus ruinen because tada sent the anthem to dragonattack as an example of the sound he wanted without clarifying it was not like. a draft of an original song. this was embarrassing enough to tada that shade later had to argue him into keeping it
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frustrating that this piracy discourse is the same goddamn thing every time, has been for years, while discussion of exploitation of writers by publishers tends to remain very faint. it feels like this is a frequent steam valve for frustration, a group that can be yelled at without risking jobs.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
frustrating that this piracy discourse is the same goddamn thing every time, has been for years, while discussion of exploitation of writers by publishers tends to remain very faint. it feels like this is a frequent steam valve for frustration, a group that can be yelled at without risking jobs.
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there's still time y'all
November 27, 2024 at 6:38 PM
there's still time y'all
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This call campaign is working. If youve been calling since mov 1st, youre a trooper! If you havent called yet, now is a fantastic time to do so! Please help us pressure paypros and push back against censorship!
#SaveSpeech
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This call campaign is working. If youve been calling since mov 1st, youre a trooper! If you havent called yet, now is a fantastic time to do so! Please help us pressure paypros and push back against censorship!
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4th edition D&D lmao
One of the producers on Guilty Gear Strive said it was basically impossible to source player feedback on balance changes online because nobody had original opinions and would just parrot what the most popular content creators said and so they had to rely on data and I think about that every day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
4th edition D&D lmao
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"Honey, wake up, Call of Duty might finally be dethroned as the best-selling shooter!"
"Holy shit, what are the new cool games?"
"AI slop extraction shooter and a worse version of Battlefield 4 from a Saudi Arabia owned EA"
*explodes into giblets*
"Holy shit, what are the new cool games?"
"AI slop extraction shooter and a worse version of Battlefield 4 from a Saudi Arabia owned EA"
*explodes into giblets*
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"Honey, wake up, Call of Duty might finally be dethroned as the best-selling shooter!"
"Holy shit, what are the new cool games?"
"AI slop extraction shooter and a worse version of Battlefield 4 from a Saudi Arabia owned EA"
*explodes into giblets*
"Holy shit, what are the new cool games?"
"AI slop extraction shooter and a worse version of Battlefield 4 from a Saudi Arabia owned EA"
*explodes into giblets*
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Not satisfied with just destroying their own brand goodwill, OS companies are now using AI to try to destroy the good names of the apps users install. (Scrivener taking out adds to explain how it has no AI but Apple adds some anyway.)
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Not satisfied with just destroying their own brand goodwill, OS companies are now using AI to try to destroy the good names of the apps users install. (Scrivener taking out adds to explain how it has no AI but Apple adds some anyway.)