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Luna 🌙

@headingwest.ca

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Everyone's 🇨🇦 Internet Mom Anti-hate. Love is love. She/her. Funnier in replies. If you wonder if I'm joking, I probably am Crafter, gardening, herbs, bitching about life, shit that makes me laugh and weed Profile pic NOT AI from @riotgrlerin.bsky.social

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Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · Jan 20

PSA: I have a tremor. Sometimes, my thumb hovers where the follow button is. If it looks like I'm following, unfollowing and refollowing, etc., it's just my fumble fingers.

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Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · 3h

I just don't have that service. I was gonna click if it was YouTube. Promise! 😀

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ghostes dot space @handle.invalid · 7d

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 6h

ICE in Portland is coming off like Gargamel getting repeatedly rolled by the Smurfs

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 5h

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 8h

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

chicago.suntimes.com

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timethiefmedia - Canadian forever🍁conservative never @timethiefmedia.bsky.social · 7h

#bcpoli #bchealth They were victims of a massive data breach in 2009. Their employer denied it for a decade. Former privacy commissioner calls for investigation into what B.C. health authority knew and when. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

They were victims of a massive data breach in 2009. Their employer denied it for a decade | CBC News

For a decade, a B.C. government agency denied a data breach that affected 28,000 health-care workers, creating a situation that one privacy expert says opened the door for fraud artists to continue cr...

www.cbc.ca

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Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · 5h

It really is. I still think of her. :)

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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 6h

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

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Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · 5h

You need to read more history. We don't have a completely free market and never have. We also have had lots of employment programs and benefits for corporations hiring. You're completely wrong.

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Trapdinawrpool @trapdinawrpool.bsky.social · 10h

Cocaine so white it builds data centres in Black nabes

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Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · 10h

Cocaine so white it leaves the neighborhood when Marijuana moves in next door

Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 10h

Cocaine so white it claps when the plane lands

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 11h

Cocaine so white it has a podcast

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Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · 10h

Cocaine so white it claps on 1 and 3

Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 10h

Cocaine so white it claps when the plane lands

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 11h

Cocaine so white it has a podcast

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Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · 10h

Haha! 😂 Yes. Or "Well actually..." guy

Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · 10h

Oooh! Good ideas! How about "guy on the bus who puts his calls on speakerphone"? Or "listens to a Bluetooth speaker in the park all day and night"?

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Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · 10h

May I suggest CrossFit influencer? (Omg. Autocorrect added the capital letters to crossfit.) You could also try selling an MLM!

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 11h

i can’t stress this enough: i am, in fact, stressed enough.

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Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · 11h

Yeah, I've thought about that one a lot. We both think it sounds like she adopted the other 3 sisters.

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One of the Millions of Joe Kellys @thejoekelly.bsky.social · 2d

One of my favorite bots from the Golden Age of Twitter. Takes every Joel Osteen tweet and replaces "God" with "your dick"...

Much much hilarity ensues.

Joel Dongsteen @joeldongsteen.bsky.social · 2d

You have to be willing to accept the new things your dick is going to do. Its dream for your life is much bigger than your own. Where your dick is going to take you, the doors it’s going to open, the people you’re going to meet, it’s going to be more than you ever imagined.

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Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · 11h

"The one we gave away" is also funny to me.

Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · 11h

Lol! I told her to call me The Forsaken One. She cackled for about 30 seconds. 🤣

Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · 11h

We're all her bio-daughters though.

Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · 11h

I like offspring. But it still doesn't distinguish me from my siblings. It could work if it shifted to just mean "child I didn't raise"

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Trevor Heywood @metroscapes.ca · 11h

New drought map from @agriculture.canada.ca is out. "At the end of the month, 85% of the country was classified as Abnormally Dry (D0) or Moderate to Extreme Drought (D1 to D3), including 76% of the country's agricultural landscape."

Canadian Drought Monitor map from Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada, as of September 30, 2025. https://agriculture.canada.ca/en/agricultural-production/weather/canadian-drought-monitor/current-drought-conditions

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Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · 11h

English language gripe: I have a word for the woman who gave birth to me (birth mother/biological mother - bio-mom for short), and one for the woman who raised me (Mom). What can my bio-mom call me? I'm her daughter, but not in the same way as my sisters, whom she raised.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 14h

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

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Luna 🌙 @headingwest.ca · 12h

Less "Bless me father for I have sinned" and more "Sorry Daddy, I've been a bad girl"