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THE FIRST TIME I TASTED SOMEBODY ELSE’S SPIT I HAD A COUGHING FIT
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Voracious really is the sluttiest adjective
December 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Me seeing that Payakan, the outcaste tulkun, has returned in Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025):
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Bill Murray calling Chevy Chase, to his face, “Medium talent”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I saw an old man say “you big fucking goose” to a fat pink frat boy with such disgust that everyone around kinda stepped back, doesn’t work in text but it was hard as fuck. Outside of some bars in Atlanta.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.

As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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It's time for our annual Christmas episode, talking 1997's TURBULENCE with @hellyesbrandon.bsky.social & @beescores.bsky.social! we also get fucked up and talk muppets, cats, and paul mccartney, plus so much more! enjoy!

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BONUS: Christmas Special 2025: Turbulence (1997) feat. @hellyesbrandon & @beescores_ | I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That
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December 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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My 5-year-old thinks it's funny to pretend to read Thomas Pynchon and then tell everyone that he's reading Thomas Pynchon, and ya know? He's right. It's fucking hilarious.
December 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
fire na'vi lady got me so feral I'm on ao3
December 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’m over it by like the 8th day of Christmas
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Are we supposed to find ray liotta charming?
December 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Gabba Gabba Hey
Gabba Gabba
Click Click
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Mel Brooks noting the underdiscussed *clarity* of Lynch's symbolism
David Lynch & Mel Brooks
September 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Benoit Blanc and Philomena Cunk independently investigate the same murder and come to the same correct conclusion for vastly different reasons
December 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH - Another effort of top notch craftswork and competence abound, but admittedly some recursive trip-ups on the well-worn ground of the prior entries. Wrote all about for free here: www.patreon.com/posts/146325...
AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH and The Trials of (Re)Treading | Film Crit Hulk
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December 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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im just a Colonel Miles Quaritch in a recombinant Na'vi body seeking his Tsahik Varang of the Mangkwan Clan
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Yo La Tengo Hanukkah Season is the only time of year I almost understand what it's like to be a Phish fan.
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Happy 88th Birthday to Jane Fonda
December 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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new avatar is AGGRESSIVELY horny (finally)
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I cancelled therapy today because I was too excited for Avatar
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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“Did you ever find Dave Foley attractive when he played a French Canadian prostitute?”
February 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM