Dan Booley
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According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
Been finally giving The Darkness a deep-dive lately. Enjoy this fucking excellent song.
Rock and Roll Deserves to Die
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November 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Been finally giving The Darkness a deep-dive lately. Enjoy this fucking excellent song.
Remember when Dan Quayle added an e to potato and became the only fucking thing people remembered about him? Like, if you type 'dan quayle' into your search bar, it'll probably add potato as the first suggestion.
Let's go back to that world, please. Let's make dumb-fuck politicians national jokes.
Let's go back to that world, please. Let's make dumb-fuck politicians national jokes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Remember when Dan Quayle added an e to potato and became the only fucking thing people remembered about him? Like, if you type 'dan quayle' into your search bar, it'll probably add potato as the first suggestion.
Let's go back to that world, please. Let's make dumb-fuck politicians national jokes.
Let's go back to that world, please. Let's make dumb-fuck politicians national jokes.
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At the same time the NY Times was hyping Hillary Clinton's emails, it had a reporter with emails from Jeffrey Epstein that were highly damaging to Trump.
The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.
The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
At the same time the NY Times was hyping Hillary Clinton's emails, it had a reporter with emails from Jeffrey Epstein that were highly damaging to Trump.
The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.
The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.
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When you have to check if it’s The Onion or a real headline.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When you have to check if it’s The Onion or a real headline.
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Fellas, we might really be doomed if a guy name EROS can't even find it.
Gustav Vigeland's Eros and Psyche
"So I knelt there at the delta,
at the alpha and the omega,
at the cradle of the river and the seas.
And like a blessing come from heaven
for something like a second
I was healed and my heart
was at ease."
"So I knelt there at the delta,
at the alpha and the omega,
at the cradle of the river and the seas.
And like a blessing come from heaven
for something like a second
I was healed and my heart
was at ease."
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Fellas, we might really be doomed if a guy name EROS can't even find it.
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This guy is going THROUGH IT
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This guy is going THROUGH IT
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Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
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if nothing else I get why idiot rich people want AI to write their emails for them
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
if nothing else I get why idiot rich people want AI to write their emails for them
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Naming my next kid "Valued Customer" so they feel like this world is truly speaking to them
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Naming my next kid "Valued Customer" so they feel like this world is truly speaking to them
It was 76 degrees here yesterday, it's in the 40s now, and it's supposed to drop into the 20s overnight. My entire fucking body is screaming. I'm so glad climate change is a myth though, and that this is never going to happen again. Nope. This was just a one-time, freak occurrence, for sure.
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It was 76 degrees here yesterday, it's in the 40s now, and it's supposed to drop into the 20s overnight. My entire fucking body is screaming. I'm so glad climate change is a myth though, and that this is never going to happen again. Nope. This was just a one-time, freak occurrence, for sure.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Instead of trying to buy votes for $2000 a pop, that asshole should just stop fighting the release of the fucking SNAP benefits for the people who are depending on them.
Do an actual good, leader-adjacent thing, you useless piece of shit.
Do an actual good, leader-adjacent thing, you useless piece of shit.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Instead of trying to buy votes for $2000 a pop, that asshole should just stop fighting the release of the fucking SNAP benefits for the people who are depending on them.
Do an actual good, leader-adjacent thing, you useless piece of shit.
Do an actual good, leader-adjacent thing, you useless piece of shit.
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if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
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I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
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I would rather masturbate with a cheese grater
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November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I would rather masturbate with a cheese grater
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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Oh no I can’t get ahead I can’t get a good job I can’t pay rent, you know who is to blame for this? Fucking kids having popsicles. Yeah you’d be a millionaire otherwise you muppet ass poor person blamer
November 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Oh no I can’t get ahead I can’t get a good job I can’t pay rent, you know who is to blame for this? Fucking kids having popsicles. Yeah you’d be a millionaire otherwise you muppet ass poor person blamer
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Oh no a child has a treat once in awhile who the fuck cares you fucking Zazoo bird motherfucker is that impacting your life in a negative way
November 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Oh no a child has a treat once in awhile who the fuck cares you fucking Zazoo bird motherfucker is that impacting your life in a negative way
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“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
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Fine Young Cannibals is playing in my head but the lyrics are:
He drives Miss Daisy,
Ooh ooh,
Like no one else,
Ooh ooh,
He drives Miss Daisy,
'Cause she can't drive herself.
I need help. Send money.
He drives Miss Daisy,
Ooh ooh,
Like no one else,
Ooh ooh,
He drives Miss Daisy,
'Cause she can't drive herself.
I need help. Send money.
October 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Fine Young Cannibals is playing in my head but the lyrics are:
He drives Miss Daisy,
Ooh ooh,
Like no one else,
Ooh ooh,
He drives Miss Daisy,
'Cause she can't drive herself.
I need help. Send money.
He drives Miss Daisy,
Ooh ooh,
Like no one else,
Ooh ooh,
He drives Miss Daisy,
'Cause she can't drive herself.
I need help. Send money.