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HogSandwich
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sumitra.bsky.social
incredible content from my phd granting institution
December 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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volts.wtf
how do women not die of rage aneurysms every single day
December 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
hogsandwich.bsky.social
unfortunately this is 100% my wheelhouse
rdotspoon.bsky.social Rebekah Weatherspoon @rdotspoon.bsky.social · 6d
If you’re horned up from Heated Rivalry and also like stylized violence, House of Ashur is now on STARZ. We’re getting a whole gladitor group chat in the baths with like so much full frontal dick.
“Return to the Arena Spartacus: House of Ashur Dec 5 STARZ Nick E Taraby as Ashur and Tenika Davis as Achillia standing back to back.
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
hogsandwich.bsky.social
Lies of Locke Lamora
Gideon the Ninth
Lavinia
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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cathalmalone.bsky.social
My head nearly fell off. The actual Minister for Health said this?

m.independent.ie/irish-news/t...
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
hogsandwich.bsky.social
eternally annoying that when Penguin and Random House amalgamated they became Penguin Random House and not Random Penguin House, I mean come on
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
hogsandwich.bsky.social
@premeemohamed.com I looked at this picture and went: I know of someone who would appreciate this
Two Tawny Frogmouths, one of whom is an albino and fun at parties
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 AM
hogsandwich.bsky.social
here is my feelings about college football.
Any endeavor which involves a monetary stake in literal minors should be illegal. Yes, that one too. And especially that one.
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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realblucifer.bsky.social
wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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andreapitzer.bsky.social
I named my fists White and Noise because you're about to experience an airborne toxic event.
douglasmack.bsky.social Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 15d
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
swordsjew.bsky.social Tal B. Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 15d
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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antlervel.vet
Went to the supermarket for cranberries and they threw me through a fuckin window
mobute.bsky.social muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 19d
celebrating america today by listening to our national anthem, patti labelle's "stir it up" from the beverly hills cop soundtrack
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
hogsandwich.bsky.social
Introduce yoself with five concerts you've seen:

Metallica
Joanna Newsom
Iron Maiden
Nick Cave
Placebo
chuckwendig.bsky.social Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 18d
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
stephensmith.bsky.social Stephen R. Smith @stephensmith.bsky.social · 19d
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *

* multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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wychstreet.bsky.social
You can be a responsible, ethical, rigorous journalist who acknowledges that the system as constructed creates & rewards people like Nuzzi & Lizza, or you can furiously fan yourself then plunge your head in the sand
sarahjeong.bsky.social sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 19d
i think all the time about the discourse around the oscars slap. i forget who it was who said this but their takeaway was "listen, these are three highly specific and extremely strange individuals colliding at once in a singular event. there is nothing to be learned or extrapolated here"
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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papapishu.bsky.social
moe when bart pranks him holding the phone
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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mikebarthelauthor.com
Fish have committed credit card fraud
Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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countmystars.bsky.social
Because I feel like we need this

youtube.com/shorts/L8TWn...
Rasputin – Boney M. (Dance Cale Brown) TikTok
YouTube video by Евгений Волк
youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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aaronparnas.bsky.social
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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markpopham.bsky.social
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
i've said it before and i'll say it again: joyce carol oates is the main boss of twitter. our finest posters have done some of their best work going after elon, but it's never rattled him like this. she got to him on a molecular level.
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
ms paint of a twitter post by Joyce Carol Oates that reads: "So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape. Does he even know any shapes?" separate twitter post by an account named "shapesthetics": "The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry." reply to this post by Elon Musk: "Great shape:
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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downwithdan.bsky.social
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world." Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
hogsandwich.bsky.social
Good riddance, you wretched shitbag
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Breaking: Veteran radio broadcaster John Laws has died aged 90
Known as the "Golden Tonsils", Laws was one of Australia's most recognisable voices in talkback radio.
www.abc.net.au
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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pwallinga.bsky.social
J. Alfred Prufrock:
lauracreature.bsky.social laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · Sep 27
if you need me I'll be hesitating on the staircase
September 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM