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Ian Rasmussen
@ianras.bsky.social
· Nov 10
(taking the substance and coming out even older and fatter) oh bother!
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
Industry throwing every shocking sexual plot twist at you at once and somehow landing the plane
February 16, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Industry throwing every shocking sexual plot twist at you at once and somehow landing the plane
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While many of you are likely yelling "Go Dunk" or "Go Aerion", but I'm yelling "go justice of the seven and the rule of law"
February 16, 2026 at 6:15 AM
While many of you are likely yelling "Go Dunk" or "Go Aerion", but I'm yelling "go justice of the seven and the rule of law"
You'd be surprised how short my conversation tree is.
romanceable NPC spring
February 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
You'd be surprised how short my conversation tree is.
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Joe McMillion seeing the Macintosh demo at comdex '83
February 14, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Joe McMillion seeing the Macintosh demo at comdex '83
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I'm assembling a team
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I'm assembling a team
Could you imagine being one of 130 left of your species and then you are asked to move to Portland to make room for the birds who are actually hooking up.
There are only 130 siheks left in the world. Three of them share a bachelor pad at the Oregon Zoo.
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Could you imagine being one of 130 left of your species and then you are asked to move to Portland to make room for the birds who are actually hooking up.
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going to take the brave public stance of saying that we don’t need a profile on a minor bret easton elllis character
Braden Peters, known as Clavicular, has emerged as a beacon for a group of narcissistic, status-obsessed young men. He wants to take his fixation with “looksmaxxing” mainstream.
Looks Aren’t Everything? Clavicular Begs to Differ.
Braden Peters, known as Clavicular, has emerged as a beacon for a group of narcissistic, status-obsessed young men. He wants to take his fixation with “looksmaxxing” mainstream.
nyti.ms
February 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
going to take the brave public stance of saying that we don’t need a profile on a minor bret easton elllis character
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CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody
The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.
shorturl.at
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
Singlemaxxing, watch me lonelymogg these happy couples in the park with my unencumbered pace
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Singlemaxxing, watch me lonelymogg these happy couples in the park with my unencumbered pace
I've seen this cycle before, one trillionaire decides to invest in the moon and suddenly every app is forcing moon services on you and celebrities are on the tonight show hawking their moon holdings at you.
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I've seen this cycle before, one trillionaire decides to invest in the moon and suddenly every app is forcing moon services on you and celebrities are on the tonight show hawking their moon holdings at you.
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Radio Listeners: Hear me tomorrow on Morning Edition taking NPR on a tour of Simpsons landmarks in Portland in honor of the show’s 800th episode this Sunday!
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Radio Listeners: Hear me tomorrow on Morning Edition taking NPR on a tour of Simpsons landmarks in Portland in honor of the show’s 800th episode this Sunday!
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RIP to a bond company stooge who was also a human being
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
RIP to a bond company stooge who was also a human being
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Only Portland could start taxing corporate millionaires and decide to use that money to subsidize other corporate millionaires.
City and state officials have vowed to keep the Trail Blazers in Portland, but to do that they need to raise more than a half a billion dollars to renovate the nearly 30-year-old Moda Center. Portland's mayor has suggested a solution: tapping into the city's climate fund.
Inside Portland’s $1.7B climate fund, which is being floated to help fix the Moda Center
Portland’s billion dollar climate fund is being eyed to help pay for upgrades to the Moda Center, in an effort to keep the Trail Blazers in the city.
www.opb.org
February 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Only Portland could start taxing corporate millionaires and decide to use that money to subsidize other corporate millionaires.
It's giving How To with John Wilson, It's giving depressed Joe Pera, it's everything
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
It's giving How To with John Wilson, It's giving depressed Joe Pera, it's everything
"Wishing never changed a damn thing"
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Far Beyond The Stars" (4/15)
February 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
"Wishing never changed a damn thing"
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Dear you, I’m am spaceship. Together we will $1,00,00,00,00. Remember to pack GoodFood for eat in Spacd
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Dear you, I’m am spaceship. Together we will $1,00,00,00,00. Remember to pack GoodFood for eat in Spacd
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sorry but the anti-woke bowl didn't book Nicki? oh it's grim for her ...
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
sorry but the anti-woke bowl didn't book Nicki? oh it's grim for her ...