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Kenny Johnson

@itsnotallluck.bsky.social

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Kenny Johnson @itsnotallluck.bsky.social · May 27

I’ve got a series of drawings I’ve been working on for 4 years now in the late evenings after the kids are asleep. Mostly 3 ftx3ft wide. They take months to make and are just for my own satisfaction of making them.

It’s my drawing. It’s hard to describe but I tmake mirrored forms with continuous lines and fill them in til the whole sheet of paper is full. Then I go back and color the whole thing. It’s fun and relaxing.

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Kenny Johnson @itsnotallluck.bsky.social · 21m

If nothing else it’s gotta tell us something about the nature of reality that this world is so strange.

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Daniel R. Epstein @depstein1983.bsky.social · 3h

Neither the Mariners nor the Brewers have ever won a World Series. If they both win in the Companionship Series, it'll be the first time two World Series opponents were both looking for their first ring since 1920 when Cleveland beat Brooklyn.

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The Future!

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 4h

The 3D advertisement is blocking the 3D stat summary that the announcers are discussing.

Kenny Johnson @itsnotallluck.bsky.social · 5h

Vibez.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 7h

IOWA THICC PICK SIX

WITH ERIC COLLINS ON THE CALL

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Kenny Johnson @itsnotallluck.bsky.social · 11h

We are exorcizing decades of demons in these playoffs. It was never going to be easy to bend destiny to a new trajectory.

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 13h

Imagine if you did this in any other journalistic context

"Did the Tigers or Mariners Win Game 5? In Detroit, Depends on the Narrator."

David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 17h

A classic case of irresponsible both-sidesism from the NYT. The story is that Trump and MAGA propagandists are lying about Portland to incite a conflict, not that there are different views of the matter.

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Kenny Johnson @itsnotallluck.bsky.social · 13h

I love Naylor looking down to make sure JP touches the plate before wrapping him up in a hug

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Alex Mayer @alexmayer34.bsky.social · 13h

Only 2 walk-offs in a winner-take-all ALDS game:

1995 Mariners
Extra innings
#4 hitter walk-off (Edgar Martinez)
Faced defending Cy Young (D. Cone)

2025 Mariners
Extra innings
#4 hitter walk-off (Jorge Polanco)
Faced defending Cy Young (T. Skubal)

#Postseason #TheMayerGWS 🥹

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Kenny Johnson @itsnotallluck.bsky.social · 15d

This team is exorcizing generations of demons

Marielle ⚓️🔱 @marielle922.bsky.social · 15d

This is too perfect 😭

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Kenny Johnson @itsnotallluck.bsky.social · 15h

They had a second salmon run in the middle of the 15th inning. It was rigged and it was wonderful.

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bahvoom @bvm.bsky.social · 16h

Woke up to the good news

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Kenny Johnson @itsnotallluck.bsky.social · 16h

Just noticed Bob Stelton just to the right of Humpy. Looking like he was waiting to get a postgame interview

Kenny Johnson @itsnotallluck.bsky.social · 23h

And what we all get is MORE BASEBALL.

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Joe Boomgard-Zagrodnik @joeboomzag.bsky.social · 1d

You can’t script it. The Mariners are willed to victory by Humpy the fish finally winning his first race in the middle of the 15th inning. The crowd chants “Humpy Humpy” as the trident crosses off the ALDS win.

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Internal Serval Error 🇵🇸 @jon.ge · 1d

Tweet reading: “When they zoom in on a Mariners fan you can tell which SSRI they take”

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John Fralloween @johndavidfraley.bsky.social · 1d

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Rock Me Amadeus Ex Machina @mikeall.bsky.social · 1d

I think they're them.

Rock Me Amadeus Ex Machina @mikeall.bsky.social · 25d

i refuse to believe the mariners will ever, in any season, be God's Special Little Baseball Boys, but if it's any season, it better goddamn be this one

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Kenny Johnson @itsnotallluck.bsky.social · 1d

Yes but will the Seahawks outscore the mariners?

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Kenny Johnson @itsnotallluck.bsky.social · 1d

Humpy the hero after the game!

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Kenny Johnson @itsnotallluck.bsky.social · 1d

bazardo was AWESOME.