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James Cobo
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The winner of the ham battle. Capybaras, etc.
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Oh you’re bipedal? Couldn’t be me. I’m out here crawlmaxxing dawg. Straight up quad walking. Arms down ass up that’s the way we like to walk
February 14, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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I'm too high for this head shape
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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this story reminds me of a country music song: “pickup truck” by the country music boys
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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Can someone remind me who is the majority party? WaPo seems to need help here.

I thought it was the GOP, who despite what the WaPo wants you to think, actually have some agency. Lots, really, tho you’d never get that idea from the media.
Note the framing here:

It’s “Democrats have refused to fund” DHS and not “Republicans refused to prohibit face masks” or “the two parties could not agree on how to reform the agency.”

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
February 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Thats me I'm this guy
February 14, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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What better way to say "I love you" than with the Chicago Manual of Style
February 13, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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my favorite stolen art restored story is when an Orthodox bishop was watching a documentary on Boy George and spotted an interesting icon on his back wall. He investigated and found the icon had been stolen by Turkish troops and BG had unknowingly bought it in 1985. BG immediately returned it.
February 14, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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you: AI-upscaled and colorized Truman isn't real, he can't hurt you

me:
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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i cannot believe we're doing Discourse on whiskey fridays with tony dokoupil
February 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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the abyss is really gazemogging me lately if you know what i mean
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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"Get that puss off your face! You're not walking around this house with a puss on your face! The Dow is over 50,000! What's wrong with you? You're like a crazy person! The Dow is over 50,000 and you've got a puss on your face!"
February 14, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Yeah, I support Newsom. I appreciate the harp, and I think she and Andy Samberg are just such a power couple
February 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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experiencing a dangerous cortisol spike after getting pizzamogged by a noidchad
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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*rubs temples*

As I've spent the better part of the day explaining why I don't think Newsom should be the Democratic nominee for president, it pains me to "defend" this, but...

The governor of California is legally obligated to proclaim each Feb 6 Reagan Day per a 2010 state law.
February 14, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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mods on vacation. time to deep fry a turkey inside the house
Note: The social media person is taking a planned vacation next week. Recalls will go out on Thursday as is the custom but subscribe for recall emails so you don't miss them. The social media person will be *absolutely unreachable* and any content you see from our accounts will be pre-scheduled.
February 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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The other night on Jeopardy, two players were tied going into final. The woman in third made a small wager and her answer was, "I hope they both bet everything." They both did, all three got it wrong, and she won. As if that wasn't already hilarious enough, turns out it was all a master plan!
Okay but she posted on Reddit after the broadcast that she realized partway through Double Jeopardy that this was her only way to win, and started deliberately picking clues/buzzing in to maximize the odds that they would be tied going into Final. Absolute galaxy brain.
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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we’ve narrowed it down to the most average man in the country
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
the story is very funny but the image selection is even funnier
New reporting reveals Trump was "made uncomfortable" by Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski's relationship.

He continues to bring up their alleged affair.
February 14, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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Also the original South Park uncensored short Spirit of Christmas being an easter egg on the PS1 version of Tiger Woods 99 is one of the strangest things ever to cause a video game recall
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
politely requesting additional information regarding the $5 margaritas
@heathergtv has a response for Bondi 👏🏼 🤣

#CulverCity
February 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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damn i forgot i wrote this one
February 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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I'm assembling a team
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM