soobin enjoyer
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stan txt by vocation, stan fromis by compulsion
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English was developed primarily so that no matter your accent it is beautiful to say "frozen chicken"
January 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
English was developed primarily so that no matter your accent it is beautiful to say "frozen chicken"
life is about hugging a heating pad to your tummy
January 12, 2026 at 10:35 PM
life is about hugging a heating pad to your tummy
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caves of qud
Killed a bird beloved of the gods on the heaven fructified field of flowers, honestly this was on me bc before I loosed my arrow I noticed the bird was wearing some really expensive shit (hat, boots, etc) that most birds don’t usually wear.
Without revealing your actual age, what's an oath you've broken that rendered you temporarily mortal?
January 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
caves of qud
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Without revealing your actual age, what's an oath you've broken that rendered you temporarily mortal?
January 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Without revealing your actual age, what's an oath you've broken that rendered you temporarily mortal?
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Killed a bird beloved of the gods on the heaven fructified field of flowers, honestly this was on me bc before I loosed my arrow I noticed the bird was wearing some really expensive shit (hat, boots, etc) that most birds don’t usually wear.
Without revealing your actual age, what's an oath you've broken that rendered you temporarily mortal?
January 12, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Killed a bird beloved of the gods on the heaven fructified field of flowers, honestly this was on me bc before I loosed my arrow I noticed the bird was wearing some really expensive shit (hat, boots, etc) that most birds don’t usually wear.
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unc won't stop alluding to the absurd adventures of his mysterious journey
January 11, 2026 at 10:40 PM
unc won't stop alluding to the absurd adventures of his mysterious journey
incredible design for apple’s reminder app to require no less than 5 taps to set a reminder for a particular time. functionality that no one needs, clearly
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
incredible design for apple’s reminder app to require no less than 5 taps to set a reminder for a particular time. functionality that no one needs, clearly
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aint nobody want to landscape game on their phone
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
aint nobody want to landscape game on their phone
this will fix me
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
this will fix me
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if they get qud working in vertical mode it will be the best mobile game ever made
anyway, it'll look much better than this, of course, but it's a start with the technical framing for unique mobile layouts per screen.
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
if they get qud working in vertical mode it will be the best mobile game ever made
just saw the minecraft bedrock edition menu animations for the first time and felt ill
January 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
just saw the minecraft bedrock edition menu animations for the first time and felt ill
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Porter Robotnikson's Sad Bean Machine
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Porter Robotnikson's Sad Bean Machine
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all of my posts are made from this device
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
all of my posts are made from this device
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zeon soldier, laughing: hey, char - i went to the dicksucking factory and-
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
January 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
zeon soldier, laughing: hey, char - i went to the dicksucking factory and-
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
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very appropriate that halo was followed by metal gear solid 3 in GDQ. both games starring stunted military men with momwife complexes (cortana and the boss, respectively)
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 AM
very appropriate that halo was followed by metal gear solid 3 in GDQ. both games starring stunted military men with momwife complexes (cortana and the boss, respectively)
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smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me
When I was a kid I used to bring Wario over to this spot and pretend he lived here
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me
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Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
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there's a short window of time to do it but the reason people use new year changeover to rethink goals and who they're trying to be is you can actually respec your character stats without penalty if you do it soon, button is in the bottom right of the level up screen the UI doesn't highlight it well
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
there's a short window of time to do it but the reason people use new year changeover to rethink goals and who they're trying to be is you can actually respec your character stats without penalty if you do it soon, button is in the bottom right of the level up screen the UI doesn't highlight it well
# s-kip # heatedrivalry
January 2, 2026 at 3:23 AM
# s-kip # heatedrivalry
obsessed with how apple just doesn’t do software quality control anymore
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
obsessed with how apple just doesn’t do software quality control anymore