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jauntyhog.bsky.social
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@jauntyhog.bsky.social
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Foul dipshit. Very Stupid.
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cait.bsky.social
i signed up for this site that helps connect you with volunteer opportunities, and holy shit look what they just sent me
idealist LogIn Sign Up Idealist Days Find a Job - Volunteer Post Filters Location Type Cause Areas Penguin Wellbeing Monitor New England Aquarium • On-site, Volunteer must be in or near Boston, MA
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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dollfucker.bsky.social
Starting up DS1 and made a guy who just saw a really shiny penny on the floor
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
I was familiar with it before but actually sitting down to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like discovering a new primary color. A bunch of Tom of Finland guys named, like, Grand Funk Railroad and Kiss Alive saying shit like "You actually thought decapitating me would slow me down? Foolish child."
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams
Jim Varney in his Ernest outfit, holding hands with a woman dressed as Snow White, walking away from shocked Robin Williams who is wearing a double breasted suit with a giant tie and looking shocked
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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monodi.bsky.social
crude parody of 90s ad for Yoshi's Story "TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL DEVOUR YOUR WAY THROUGH MPORE THAN 20 JUICY LEVELS" Rated E for Everyone get N or get out 12.21.1997 www.yoshi64.com"
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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kudelka.bsky.social
It’s Hobart after all and nobody gets paid so getting a scan on a scanner that’s functional and getting someone to actually look at the scan is something of a lottery but we really need that stadium
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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jamesgameboy.bsky.social
I'm pretty tired now but I think I'll be inventing a new tired tomorrow
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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cbthorburn.bsky.social
SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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markfrost.bsky.social
Yes
fartsjohnson.bsky.social ⛄⛄⛄ Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson ⛄⛄⛄ @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 17d
did David Lynch ever find that highway
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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farnerb0cken.bsky.social
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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edsbs.bsky.social
Find the bastard who shat down my chimney
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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puppytube.bsky.social
I WASNT KIDDING
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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puppytube.bsky.social
every 3 to 4 episodes of iron chef the introductory voice over will say some shit like "If memory serves me right... The French have a saying about butter and salt. Butter is the Wife's Womb of cooking. And salt... Is the Husband's Rock Hard Cock"
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
Still from the television show Venture Bros showing Hank Venture in his later seasons look smiling with his mouth open and looking offscreen with a raised eyebrow
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
It’s wild when you find out that the reason there’s so many Thai restaurants is because it’s a form of soft power subsidized by the Thai government.
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil

tomdabomb: hey guys
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Hornystud: boots
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irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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jeremypoxon.bsky.social
NEW: I have obtained, under FOI, a secret Department report that initially recommended the Targeted Compliance Framework - aka, the unlawful "mutual obligations" scheme

It reveals that, like Robodebt, they recklessly built this thing to punish "entitled" frauds who never existed
"Other job seekers who fail to meet their requirements are not interested in finding work, either because they have other sources of undeclared income or because they see their payments as an entitlement for which they should not have to do anything in return. For these job seekers, strong penalties are required to send a clear message that those who are unwilling to meet their mutual obligation requirements will not receive income support. Based on these findings, a new compliance system is proposed that will address the weaknesses of the current model and deliver the objectives of this review. This new framework will include: • Greater autonomy and emphasis on personal responsibility for most job seekers. • Better identification of factors impacting job seeker capability before penalties are applied. • Targeting of significantly tougher compliance penalties at job seekers who have demonstrated they are not genuine in meeting their requirements. • Greater simplicity through more consistency in the design and application of compliance rules for different types of failures Recommendation 1: Targeted Compliance Framework The new approach will be based around a targeted compliance framework which consists of two phases – a personal responsibility phase for the majority of job seekers who generally meet their requirements and an intensive compliance phase which will apply strong penalties to persistently non-compliant job seekers. The system will be bolstered by new technologies to assist job seekers in monitoring their requirements, and multiple interventions to identify when factors impacting the job seekers ability to comply or inappropriate requirements may be preventing a genuine job seeker from meeting their requirements."
November 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
jauntyhog.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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acabylonbee.bsky.social
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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bonerman-inc.bsky.social
hate to do this but it's time to come clear and i'd rather post this myself than have a tabloid or whatever do it. yes i have visited the *that* island
screenshot of a villager on the moustachioed photographer harvey's island from "animal crossing: new horizons" on nintendo switch
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
jauntyhog.bsky.social
More of a "the piss tank is half empty" kind of guy
iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · Nov 14
The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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katebielinski.bsky.social
Wearing a nice hat. Quietly going about my day. Woman shouted over to me “you think you’re something special in that fucking hat do you?”

😳
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM