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Ding ding ding ding
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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lets hear it for the boy
lets give the boy a ham
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Unfortunately the pope ruined the story, and possibly the entire evening
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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when i get out of bed
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I was afraid this was going to happen
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Suggested:
Why is the beast so rough?
More about the beast's hour
Where is the beast slouching toward?
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When glissando is the vibe, bell tree low key can’t be beat
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Don't ask for whom the bell tolls. Ask for whym the bell tolls
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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quoting this so i can find it more easily next time I search for it, using the term "the monster wears your face"
applying for jobs again
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When u r bit by a Chevy Truck ad, U become a Chevy Truck ad. Looking at you, Black Keys
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Woooooooooooooo
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
When I’m introduced to a niece or nephew
I cannot see to this child.
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
There should be yoga classes for smokers
November 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
In 1988, I was too poor to go to a Paula Abdul concert. I had to make do with a Paul Abdul concert. Paul did his best but it was not the same. Still, we were happy to have what we had
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The societal harm of sports betting being legal is roughly equivalent to the societal harm of prostitution being illegal. We legalized the wrong thing
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
We know Batman is prepared, but we never see him *preparing*; we should see scenes of him wandering around early in the morning with a headlamp and a measuring tape
October 30, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
[RAISING AWARENESS OF ELDER ABUSE] unfortunately I am in favor of elder abuse
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM